• What Are You Thinking v. CRAPTASKET'S BHOLE BASH also, cocks or it didn't happen
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[QUOTE=hippowombat;48489385]My wife is due in 2 weeks wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut :mindblown:[/QUOTE] good luck
[QUOTE=PILLS HERE!;48489422]congratulations![/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Dr._Medic;48489424]good luck[/QUOTE] Thanks friends!
[QUOTE=hippowombat;48489385]My wife is due in 2 weeks wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut :mindblown:[/QUOTE] RIP sleeping schedule. [editline]10K PoSTs!!![/editline] Let this post mark my 10,000th post!
[QUOTE=hippowombat;48489385]My wife is due in 2 weeks wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut :mindblown:[/QUOTE] For some reason I thought you meant that your wife is going to be born in two weeks. Congrats though!
work didn't call me yet so i guess... i got nothing to do tomorrow like today
Bakewell need some relax :smug:
i wonder what everyone in this thread would be like as parents
[QUOTE=PILLS HERE!;48489519]i wonder what everyone in this thread would be like as parents[/QUOTE] im not even responsible and mature enough atm i cant imagine when i'll be a dad :v: if i ever will be actually
[QUOTE=PILLS HERE!;48489519]i wonder what everyone in this thread would be like as parents[/QUOTE] even when im dead my children and grandchildren will carry on my 10/10 posting legacy
[QUOTE=PILLS HERE!;48489519]i wonder what everyone in this thread would be like as parents[/QUOTE] Do not put those thoughts in my head. I don't want my child(ren) exposed to their father's past. [I]Especially[/I] if Facepunch is still online in the far future and I'm not perma'd yet.
[QUOTE=PILLS HERE!;48489519]i wonder what everyone in this thread would be like as parents[/QUOTE] Whenever I see posts like this and I'm about to reply I always think of what if my children find out about a post I made before getting married talking about how effective of a parent I'll be. The internet and its keeping information for long periods of time is weird when you think about it.
[QUOTE=PILLS HERE!;48489519]i wonder what everyone in this thread would be like as parents[/QUOTE] The worst thing I could possibly do to another human being is be its father
Okay, so I missed my 10k exact post, but what if a cactus had 2 dicks? Would cactus juice leak out of both if you sucked on one of them?
[QUOTE=Daemon White;48489554]Okay, so I missed my 10k exact post, but what if a cactus had 2 dicks? Would cactus juice leak out of both if you sucked on one of them?[/QUOTE] stahp
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;48489558]go fuck a cactus[/QUOTE] where would i put it?
[QUOTE=Daemon White;48489554]Okay, so I missed my 10k exact post, but what if a cactus had 2 dicks? Would cactus juice leak out of both if you sucked on one of them?[/QUOTE] Seeing how it is common for men to ejaculate when having their prostate stimulated I would think that any sexual pleasure would cause a release out of all penises. [sp]Never thought I would be talking about the science of cacti penises.[/sp]
[QUOTE=PILLS HERE!;48489519]i wonder what everyone in this thread would be like as parents[/QUOTE] no thanks unless i'm rich yeah no
[video=youtube;y-3CEwgiySU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-3CEwgiySU[/video]
[QUOTE=Booker K;48489573]aaaaaand it begins[/QUOTE] you know kiwi!
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;48489569]no thanks unless i'm rich yeah no[/QUOTE] but wingz
[QUOTE=PILLS HERE!;48489591]but wingz[/QUOTE] wingz is not my woman
[QUOTE=PILLS HERE!;48489519]i wonder what everyone in this thread would be like as parents[/QUOTE] I will leave my Facepunch account as my legacy and let my children carry the torch
How would doctors get the spines out if someone shoved a cactus up their arsehole/v***na I wonder what the best technique is
[QUOTE=Booker K;48489609][video=youtube;24xeMUpvwCY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24xeMUpvwCY[/video] cactus dodge ball looks like real fun[/QUOTE] Children of Poseidon are my heroes
[QUOTE=Leg of Doom;48489622]How would doctors get the spines out if someone shoved a cactus up their arsehole/v***na I wonder what the best technique is[/QUOTE] Desert woodpeckers. [img]http://nwbirding.com/Trips/Arizona10/az%20birds/gila%20woodpecker.jpg[/img]
all this cactus talk reminds of LA beast eating a cactus with the spikes and all
if i have kids i hope they never stumble on this website
[QUOTE=PILLS HERE!;48489644]if i have kids i hope they never stumble on this website[/QUOTE] "daddy what's a sex pose"
[QUOTE=PILLS HERE!;48489644]if i have kids i hope they never stumble on this website[/QUOTE] I'm going to ban facepunch from all their devices so they never learn of my shitposting.
[QUOTE=ImpSnob;48489648]"daddy what's a sex pose"[/QUOTE] :scream:
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