[QUOTE=WastedJamacan;40674692]I could probably pull it off if it wasn't on paper :v:
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Actually, now that I think about it, maybe the fact that it is on paper could be a statement about how unnecessary luxuries are and that all you need are the simple things or some bullshit like that.[/QUOTE]
Buy a piece of canvas
Staple it on really shittily
problem solved
Yeah the sad thing is that some well know artist could sell the exact same thing for a few thousand dollars.
But really they aren't terrible (unless you were going for a realistic style, in which case yeah that's terrible). I hope you won't give up just because the first few tries didn't turn out as expected; if you enjoy it, by all means, keep doing it.
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[QUOTE=WastedJamacan;40674523][url=https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/1470986/Photos/boids/Edit-6752.jpg][img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/1470986/Photos/boids/Edit-6752-thumb.jpg[/img][/url][/QUOTE]
My new phone wallpaper, by the way.
Better than a picture or a video.
An easy to use recipe made by me!
Wanna make a quick dinner or lunch that you can actually make with ingredients and show to both family and friends that you don't just eat pre packaged microwave food?
Let's make a Pizzadila!!!
You'll need the following:
- 1x bag of [url=http://img1.targetimg1.com/wcsstore/TargetSAS//img/p/12/95/12955129.jpg]Kraft Shredded Mozzarella Cheese[/url]
- 1x can of [url=http://www.plummarket.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/7/3/73630013054.jpg]Pastorelli All Natural Pizza Sauce[/url] or any other can of sweet sauce with no spices in it.
- 1x bag of [url=http://static.caloriecount.about.com/images/medium/el-milagro-tortillas-flour-40972.jpg]El Milagro Flour Tortilla shells[/url]
1. Take two Tortilla shells and lay one of them (I reccomend the larger of the two) on a paper plate.
2. After opening a can of the pizza sauce, take a small plastic spoon and start laying that sweet sauce all over that shell. usually it takes two spoonfuls, but I always but a little extra just to be safe.
Make sure to spread the sauce evenly and not to close to the edge.
3. After you've finished with the sauce, open the bag of Kraft Mozzarella Cheese, grab a handful and spread it around the sauce.
NOTE: When you're done with the sauce, place it in a plastic sealable bin (If you're smart you'll use old butter tubs) and write on top of it the date you opened it on, so you an make sure if the sauce is getting old or not.
4. When done with the cheese, place the other tortilla shell on top of your pizzadia, and gently press down.
Reminder: poke some holes into both shells to reduce inflating while microwaving.
5 Place your craft into the microwave, and cook for exactly 1 min. and 35 sec. When done, carefully touch around the pizzadia, if it feels lava hot then you're done! If not, keep nuking for 10 seconds until lava hot!
Warning: It will be fucking lava hot when done, so don't burn yourself dude.
Congrats! You now know how to make a quick, easy to make, and delicious lunch or dinner.
You can also do the exact instructions without the sauce and make yourself a Calzone and use the sauce as a dip. Or take the top shell off and make yourself a simple pizza.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;40675334]-recipe-[/QUOTE]
But can I inject pig fat into it?
[QUOTE=kidkiller745;40675394]But can I inject pig fat into it?[/QUOTE]
If you want to sure.
Everyone's free to experiment on this if they want to.
Peronally I'm trying to figure out how to do this with toppings. I'm thinking for Sausage using Oscar Meyer Sausages, but I need to find a way to properly cook them, then shove them into a 1 min 35 sec cook for the pizzadia.
Guy draws on a styrofoam-cup with a ballpoint pen
[t]http://geekologie.com/2013/05/14/cup-art-1.jpg[/t][t]http://geekologie.com/2013/05/14/cup-art-2.jpg[/t]
[t]http://geekologie.com/2013/05/14/cup-art-3.jpg[/t][t]http://geekologie.com/2013/05/14/cup-art-4.jpg[/t]
[t]http://geekologie.com/2013/05/14/cup-art-5.jpg[/t][t]http://geekologie.com/2013/05/14/cup-art-6.jpg[/t]
[t]http://geekologie.com/2013/05/14/cup-art-7.jpg[/t][t]http://geekologie.com/2013/05/14/cup-art-8.jpg[/t]
[t]http://geekologie.com/2013/05/14/cup-art-9.jpg[/t][t]http://geekologie.com/2013/05/14/cup-art-10.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=WastedJamacan;40674692]I could probably pull it off if it wasn't on paper :v:
[editline]17th May 2013[/editline]
Actually, now that I think about it, maybe the fact that it is on paper could be a statement about how unnecessary luxuries are and that all you need are the simple things or some bullshit like that.[/QUOTE]
No no no. It's a commentary on the futility of human endeavor, that everything man does is doomed to eventual failure. So why even try?
That's the first level of meaning. The second level is a response to the first, saying that one should try anyways (the sun represents art).
The third level of meaning is a refutation of art criticism in ipse, a refusal to follow art traditions like "canvases".
The fourth level of meaning is something about man's inhumanity to man.
[QUOTE=gman003-main;40675909]No no no. It's a commentary on the futility of human endeavor, that everything man does is doomed to eventual failure. So why even try?
That's the first level of meaning. The second level is a response to the first, saying that one should try anyways (the sun represents art).
The third level of meaning is a refutation of art criticism in ipse, a refusal to follow art traditions like "canvases".
The fourth level of meaning is something about man's inhumanity to man.[/QUOTE]
This is way better. I wasn't made to make symbolic art :v:
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Are short stories okay here?
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[QUOTE=Raijin;40674719]I'm serious, I really like it.[/QUOTE]
If you're absolutely serious, PM me or message me on steam.
[QUOTE=The golden;40677874]I see your bird pictures
[t]http://www.adrianvanbavelphotography.ca/photos/i-KfZnbQr/0/X3/i-KfZnbQr-X3.jpg[/t]
And raise you [URL="http://www.adrianvanbavelphotography.ca/Photography/Wildlife/9843413_dD9bTh#!i=2445800343&k=wZm63LD"]my own.[/URL][/QUOTE]
<3
[QUOTE=The golden;40677874]I see your bird pictures
[t]http://www.adrianvanbavelphotography.ca/photos/i-KfZnbQr/0/X3/i-KfZnbQr-X3.jpg[/t]
And raise you [URL="http://www.adrianvanbavelphotography.ca/Photography/Wildlife/9843413_dD9bTh#!i=2445800343&k=wZm63LD"]my own.[/URL][/QUOTE]
that's a weird [url=http://www.adrianvanbavelphotography.ca/Photography/Wildlife/9843413_dD9bTh#!i=2314992383&k=9hcPBXF]bird[/url]
[QUOTE=0FucksGiven;40682761]that's a weird [url=http://www.adrianvanbavelphotography.ca/Photography/Wildlife/9843413_dD9bTh#!i=2314992383&k=9hcPBXF]bird[/url][/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.adrianvanbavelphotography.ca/Photography/Wildlife/9843413_dD9bTh#!i=1328420905&k=TfHFsW6[/url]
best bird
[QUOTE=WastedJamacan;40677329]Are short stories okay here?
[/QUOTE]
Fuck it, gonna post.
Two of them.
[url=https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/1470986/Fucking%20magic%20is%20fucking%20real.rtf]Fucking Magic is Fucking Real[/url]
[url=http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23166660/]Untitled[/url] (just did for fun on /tg/)
[img]http://img.jesper.nu/13/375.gif[/img]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/4BqWbeP.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Scot;40682389]Bonus:
[video=youtube;pYQQtxb8wv0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYQQtxb8wv0[/video][/QUOTE]
Youtubedoubler uses this pretty well on their homepage
[url]http://youtubedoubler.com/[/url]
[IMG]http://ultraimg.com/images/bOjUe.gif[/IMG]
p-nice sunset! live webcam
[IMG]http://83.140.123.183/ImageHarvester/Images/988-hagalund_2_live.jpg?counter=1368901687805[/IMG]
[t]http://spaceweather.com/submissions/pics/r/Robert-Arn-Dual-Storm-reduced-file_1368869471.jpg[/t]
Yep, that's an Auroral thunderstorm.
[QUOTE=booster;40692005][t]http://spaceweather.com/submissions/pics/r/Robert-Arn-Dual-Storm-reduced-file_1368869471.jpg[/t]
Yep, that's an Auroral thunderstorm.[/QUOTE]
Hello there, new desktop background.
[QUOTE=dill6869;40696233][img]http://puu.sh/2WqtT.gif[/img]
[img]http://puu.sh/2Wqu0.gif[/img]
[img]http://puu.sh/2WqtJ.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Oh how i wish i had the materials and skills to do kinetic art. The things i would make man.
[IMG]http://www.thisiscolossal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/kinetic-1.gif[/IMG]
[IMG]http://arch2o.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Arch2o-Kinetic-Sculptures-Bob-Potts-2.gif[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/VeBCYMw.gif[/IMG]
I recon you guys liked the auroral thunderstorm. So here's some more from the same photographer, Robert Arn.
[url=http://www.AstroArn.com/atmosphere/e28035a14][img]http://www.astroarn.com/img/s9/v16/p671308308-5.jpg[/img][/url]
[url=http://www.AstroArn.com/nightscape/e39af2a34][img]http://www.astroarn.com/img/s1/v46/p967780916-5.jpg[/img][/url]
[url=http://www.AstroArn.com/nightscape/e35467ffd][img]http://www.astroarn.com/img/s2/v53/p893812733-5.jpg[/img][/url]
[url=http://www.AstroArn.com/nightscape/e10653769][img]http://www.astroarn.com/img/s1/v47/p275068777-5.jpg[/img][/url]
[url=http://www.AstroArn.com/nightscape/e3b52b8ee][img]http://www.astroarn.com/img/s11/v37/p995277038-2.jpg[/img][/url]
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