"Lifehacks" thread.

[Evi.tf]

save time by not watching videos with "life hack" in the title

[OficerHonkHonk]

If you put gasoline in your car, you can drive for greater distances.
LIFEHACK!

[ScottyWired]

[QUOTE=Emperorconor;45533424]Post here useful lifehacks!

Wear shoes once every two days so they last twice as long.

Avoid losing your house keys by leaving them in the door when you leave.[/QUOTE]

What if I need shoes every day?

Avoid getting your TV stolen by taking your keys out of the door.

[Dilbert]

hack my life up into little tiny pieces

[The_J_Hat]

A LifeHack taught to all of us by Garry: "you just cum in a vag till it happens"

That is how children work.

[Ruski]

if you think you have an std squeeze lemon juice onto your dick.

if it burns then you have an std.

[NuclearJesus]

Want to have sex with a woman, but she doesn't seem attracted to you?

Put an ad on Craigslist, saying you're looking for 20 men for a random job. Offer them all $5 (this will cost you $100 total, but it's worth it for years and years of hot vagina) to walk up to her randomly over the course of a week, and call her fat and ugly. Tell some of them to say she's disgusting, and a few others to just go "Oink, oink!" Be sure to have them switch it up, lest she realize something's up. If she eats at Wendy's, have one of them walk in while she's inside, approach her table, and loudly proclaim "Nevermind! They're probably out of Baconators by now!"

After a week of soul-crushing, self esteem-shattering verbal abuse, swoop in like a pimp and tell her she's the prettiest woman you've ever seen. Compliment her figure profusely.

She will immediately be attracted to you, and will probably even do anal.

If not, call her a porker, and move on. It wasn't to be.

Edit: Also, you can use multi-colored sandwich bag ties to color code all your computer cables. Put one of a different color on one end of each cable, and repeat the same color on the other ends. No more guesswork!

Edit: Not sure why you're disagreeing. You've obviously never had to deal with mixed-up computer cables. Let me tell you, it's quite the hassle.

[vlad]

shattering your own skull and exposing the brain to the air is a good way to increase both blood flow and oxygen levels in the brain. you'll find yourself more productive and outgoing as a result

[I AM THE LAW]

That opening a banana upside down thing is actually easier.

[Dilbert]

[QUOTE=I AM THE LAW;45541142]That opening a banana upside down thing is actually easier.[/QUOTE]

you better believe it

[img]http://i.imgur.com/KzfOyFk.jpg[/img]

[SuperPlamz]

If you're ever low on money and don't mind the morally grey, you can make fake sapphires with a very similar molecular structure to real sapphires using the following recipe. You will need some methylphosphonyl difluoride, isopropyl alcohol and isopropyl amine. Mix the alcohol and amine into a flask and stir it for a minute or two at a brisk pace and then pour it into a container with the methylphosphonyl difluoride. You will need to make sure that the container is air tight and finally, you need something to spin the container at a high speed for at least 45 seconds. When it's done, open up the container and breathe deeply. If it smells a bit like burnt electronics, it is perfect. Put it in the freezer and leave it for 12 hours. If it is not rock solid after 12 hours, leave it in for another 12. Leave the frozen block on a hotplate until the useless ice has melted away and the fake jewels are shining brightly.

(I shouldn't have to say this, but do not attempt this under any circumstances. Ever.)

[matt000024]

[QUOTE=SuperPlamz;45541604]If you're ever low on money and don't mind the morally grey, you can make fake sapphires with a very similar molecular structure to real sapphires using the following recipe. You will need some methylphosphonyl difluoride, isopropyl alcohol and isopropyl amine. Mix the alcohol and amine into a flask and stir it for a minute or two at a brisk pace and then pour it into a container with the methylphosphonyl difluoride. You will need to make sure that the container is air tight and finally, you need something to spin the container at a high speed for at least 45 seconds. When it's done, open up the container and breathe deeply. If it smells a bit like burnt electronics, it is perfect. Put it in the freezer and leave it for 12 hours. If it is not rock solid after 12 hours, leave it in for another 12. Leave the frozen block on a hotplate until the useless ice has melted away and the fake jewels are shining brightly.

(I shouldn't have to say this, but do not attempt this under any circumstances. Ever.)[/QUOTE]

Curious, what's it actually do? Bomb?

[SuperPlamz]

[QUOTE=matt000024;45542046]Curious, what's it actually do? Bomb?[/QUOTE]

Let's just say that after you breathe in deeply to check if it smells like burnt electronics, you will die a quick and horrifically painful death.

[Zotobom]

Brushed your teeth? Is that toothpaste taste stuck in your mouth? Drink some orange juice to get rid of it! LIFEHACK!

[Spudgun]

[img]http://puu.sh/axcZ5.png[/img]
[sp]It's David Cage[/sp]

[Doritos-pope]

[QUOTE=Hatley;45542227][img]http://puu.sh/axcZ5.png[/img]
[sp]It's David Cage[/sp][/QUOTE]

He lifehacked my EMOTIONS

[Rotzloeffel]

Lifehacks? The first thing Im thinking about is to write sv_cheats 1 into a console and continue with noclip.

[Prollgurke]

If the elevator is broken and you are in the tenth floor, just jump out of a window

[reeferdk]

Though the term lifehack is pretty silly and the fad is really cringeworthy at the moment, but isn't this kind of a lame bandwagon too, I mean yeah maddox made a clever piece about it and all. And yes there is alot of zero effort "lifehack" videos on youtube, but apart from that, I see nothing wrong with sharing "housewife advice" as these so called lifehacks was called in the good old days.