What's your major malfunction?

[Teh_Spork]

I have inner ear problems which gives me tinnitus and vertigo attacks. My vertigo attacks suck, they make me really unbalanced so I sit a lot or I fear that I might just fall over. My tinnitus is also rather loud which makes for awkward situations when I continually ask people to repeat what they said. They don't understand. :saddowns:

I'm also pretty quiet in large groups of people.

[Key_in_skillee]

I'm sexually and romantically attracted to dinosaurs

And the thought of a dinosaur swallowing someone whole turns me on.

[Siminov]

[QUOTE=Key_in_skillee;28374489]I'm sexually and romantically attracted to dinosaurs

And the thought of a dinosaur swallowing someone whole turns me on.[/QUOTE]

Man you're too obvious....

[Funktastic Dog]

I have dysgraphia, so my writing looks like shit.

[Key_in_skillee]

Too obvious?

[editline]1st March 2011[/editline]

I also have asparagus syndrome

[Christy]

[QUOTE=Key_in_skillee;28374489]I'm sexually and romantically attracted to dinosaurs

And the thought of a dinosaur swallowing someone whole turns me on.[/QUOTE]

Ever date an otherkin?

[Key_in_skillee]

Nope

[MegaChalupa]

I was born with Epidermolysis Bullosa, so basically my top layer of skin is incapable of regenerating.

Ladies love the scars though.

Not really.

[Funktastic Dog]

[QUOTE=MegaChalupa;28376157]I was born with Epidermolysis Bullosa, so basically my top layer of skin is incapable of regenerating.

Ladies love the scars though.

Not really.[/QUOTE]

Just googled that, that looks like it sucks so fucking bad.

[Rocko's]

I was born with shaky hands. Almost like Michael J Fox. But its just out of the blue and not all the time. It causes me to write and draw life shit ruining my like at school.

[Matix]

[QUOTE=Lazyboy0337;28373930]Diabetes. No, not the fatass Type 2, but the uncurable Type 1.[/QUOTE]

I update the OP for accuracy. Thank you, good sir.