I once went fishing while taking a shower.
Caught a fish and started cutting it.
It was my penis though.
Not a nice peace o' memory.Was painful :( .
Nothing. I'm in there to shower, nothing more.
Piss
shave, maybe sing a bit, and masturbate, showers are good for covering up noise.
Too bad my shower is broke.
When I sit down in showers. My brain overclocks itself to a Quad Cerebrum brain and I think of super deep thoughts.
When I stand up a really super funky bassline starts playing in my head and I end up composing my own song and singing to it.
I sit down, and think.
poop
Shoot hot water at my dick because I think it will make it bigger.
Get in, wash, and get out quickly because I'm constantly in fear that someone's going to forget, flush the toilet in the other bathroom and burn me with scolding hot water REALLY bad.
It doesn't just get hot. It gets searing hot.
The people who built this house were fucking stupid... For more reasons then just that.
I reflect upon myself as it is the sole and true purpose of a shower.
[QUOTE=Garrison;37041649]So masturbate before you use the soap.[/QUOTE]
Pussy...
Try out new hairstyles just for fun.
In addition to normal showerly things, for whatever reason, my mind becomes so relaxed that I go into deep detailed periods of thinking. My trains of thought go everywhere, but they can go on for a long period of time.
I get some of my best brainstorming ideas from when I'm in the shower.
[QUOTE=The golden;37051555]I'll never understand how people masturbate with soap.
Soap + Urethra = omgholyshit[/QUOTE]
this has never been a problem with me, i can fap just fine
Come up with good/bad idea's to do later on.
I think about how I can improve on what ever I was doing right before showering.
think
think alot
this is usually why my skin is red hot after a shower
piss and brush my teeth
used to masturbate too until i stopped masturbating altogether
I only really have showers when I'm on holiday as I have a bath here, but when I do besides washing I dream about where I might be in the future, where I might live, what sort of company I work for, what it would be like on the day if I ever get married. It's not all good though, sometimes I dream of someone reading my CV and dropping it like a stone when they find out I'm Autistic and other than that the challenges that I would face living alone.
I haven't had a shower for over a month now. I actually miss my shower. You are probably assuming I clean myself by other means, probably by having a bath. You are mostly correct, except I hate baths, both due to their inefficiency at actually doing their job (cleaning) and because they take too long. Instead I sit in an empty bath and pour water over myself. I imagine it'd be quite a sad sight if you ever walked in on me having a "bath".
As for actually having a shower, I tend to clean myself, that's about it. I also think about stuff, but I do that all the time anyway.
I usually wash myself and sometimes shave.
Come up with amazing ideas for my latest movie
Sometimes I plug the drain and relax in a half bath/shower.
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