Two different kinds of pain really.
I once broke my arm skateboarding and that was horrible pain, felt so sick.
Then a couple of years ago I got appendicitus and my appendix actually popped. That was also fucking horrifically painful.
Getting burned in the arm with searing hot metal.
Tie between breaking my hand when part of a cement wall crashed down on top of it and splitting open my jaw when landing on cement.
As a little kid, accidentally ramming my finger with a sliding glass door made of metal, it didn't even look like a finger anymore. There was blood and some skin on the metal frame of it :(
Waking up after my first surgery of getting my colon removed. 4 half inch incisions around my stomach, one 3 inch incision where a c section would be for a pregnat woman and a 2 inch incision on the left side of my stomach, 2 drainage tubes going out of one incision, nasal tube through the nose down my throat getting all the stuff outta my stomach, a urethral catheter and a tube out my ass. Just incredibly painful all over.
So I was surfing one day, fell off the board and it flew towards me and hit my Gentlemannes region with the force of a wave behind it.
Or there was the time I was lifting a massive plasma TV and dropped it on my foot.
Or the time I slept in a weird position in the cold, apparently my spinal cord shrunk so whenever I moved my head the slightest bit it felt like I was having my head cut off with a blunt powersaw.
Probably getting my arm dislocated. And then putting it back in.
It hurt when I was wallhacking and some asshole just
[B]sniff[/B] he just came at me and stabbed me. Why would [I]anybody do that to me [B]sniff[/B][/I]
A while ago I pulled up my zipper without looking. I now have a zipper-scar on my dick.
Fell of from a bicycle at high speed downhill...
Scraped up the back into the bone and felt a cold feeling all over the body coming from the back... then i laid there for about 30 minutes paralyzed in pain and couldnt scream...
Have been trhough worse.. but then ive been passed out so i couldnt feel anything
When I get overly angry/anxious I punch myself in the chest. This lead to a large, painful bruise once.
I had a cherry bomb thrown at me, and it got stuck in my jacket by my neck. It was lit, and exploded. Don't play with fireworks, kids.
That would suck to have a kidney stone, you can prevent them though
Getting kicked in the balls.
Press agree.
You know you want to.
Probably when I got kneed in the face in a rugby playoff game, broken nose, busted jaw. Other than that; just a few broken bones.
[QUOTE=AlarinTaylor;22693151]Getting kicked in the balls.
Press agree.
You know you want to.[/QUOTE]
But in reality, probably this:
[IMG]http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/9231/62568300.jpg[/IMG]
(Yes, that is my x-ray.)
Oh, I forgot. Playing football in a downtown park, I fell backwards on a metal pole/spike thing. It went a few inches from my internal organs. Thankfully.
I did however get to feel the feeling of laying in a pool of your own blood.
I fell onto it, and it went in a few inches. I just stayed on the ground, silent. I couldn't make a sound or move at all. Well, I could move my fingers. And it hurt when I did.
I probably would have died if nobody was there or they didn't see the pool of blood that slowly showed itself. We were playing for a while, so it looked like I was really tired.
I broke my ankle last year, but never went to the hospital or anything, and I only recently found out that it actually broke. It didn't hurt too bad when it happened, I just thought I sprained it. It still bothers me to this day if I ever step on it wrong, or if it pops when I stand up, man the latter hurts like hell!
When I fell out a moving car at the age of 4.
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Urinary tract infection.
it wasn'T ''painfull'' but it's the most ''not funny at all'' way i felt...
Waking from a seizure :ohdear:
When my hymen was damaged
Breaking my tailbone.
For the second time.
Before it fully healed from the first time.
Got a tube stuck down my penis three times in a week.
Not cool.
Spilling boiling oil used to make french fries on the lower half of my body.
Scraped my face on the backyard steps once. took the skin off. It hurt like a fucking motherfucker. The doctors also said I could of been blinded....:saddowns:
[QUOTE=TAU!;22694039]Urinary tract infection.[/QUOTE]
I've had that a lot. Doesn't hurt that bad IMO.
Passing a kidney stone? v:v:v
Riding down a hill and then falling.
Then I rolled for the next 2 minutes down the hill.
It's a wonder I'm still alive.
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