Shit That Gets You Happy V2 - General

I went 110 in my car just now because no one was behind me or in front of me. Heh. And, because it's a '91 corolla, the cops would be like... WTF HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE, and not give me a ticket anyway.

I want to share something that makes me happy very often. Want to masturbate in bed but don't leave stains or worry about cleaning stuff up? Take a towel, open it up and lay it in the direction that you will be laying in bed when masturbating (only works with side really well) - masturbate - all stuff lands on towel which you can roll in again, you can use that for some time and then throw it in the washing machine. Saves you alot of trouble.

I got Gl0d thanks to Neddy. Made my Chistmas!

After 2 weeks of frozen Ice it's finally snowing :D

My mom said that she'd consider getting me this guitar [url]http://www.musiciansfriend.com/guitars/ibanez-grg150ms-electric-guitar[/url] and rocksmith for christmas!

Got my hardest exam done, now just two easy ones and a ~5 minute speech in Spanish. By this time Thursday I will be back home with my family for winter break.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;43125809]Might be moving in with my girlfriend, my friend and his girlfriend in the new year. Along with the fact that I'm going into a course that PAYS ME to get my WHMIS, first aid, food handlers course and a lot of other certificates. 2013 was a good year for me, but I think 2014 just might be the best year of my life if things work out. I can't wait.[/QUOTE] And please let's all hope your stepfather won't pester you

[QUOTE=gokiyono;43126474]And please let's all hope your stepfather won't pester you[/QUOTE] The Day Film Moves in: Stepfather learns how to use a phone

That my Birthday is tomorrow.

Some dude is posting on my class' Facebook page telling everyone to stop complaining about the weather (we had class despite icy roads and snow) because we're MATURE COLLEGE ADULTS now and he is just getting SHIT ON by EVERYBODY. There's few things I hate more than the "C'MON GUYS, STOP ACTING LIKE CHILDREN, WE'RE GROWNUPS NOW" college student and seeing one be publicly shamed before the entire class of 2017 is just [I]delicious [/i] to me.

Oh god, some things are stupidly pleasurable, no matter how simple they are. I just made a whole bowlful of fried garlic mushrooms (olive oil of course) and I used way too much garlic. My breath stinks, but I feel so content. If only I had had a nice bit of bread or toast to go with it. Would have been heaven...

My Biceps are fucking sore today which means my workout last night might have actually been useful. It's rare that my muscles hurt the next day because I don't think I workout hard enough.

I forgot how amazing it is to walk in the snow and listen to TOOL or Tesseract. There's something magical about their music that just makes everything seem surreal when you listen to it.

I've been trying to find a mandolin in yokosuka for a while now. And this guitar store back home says they'll pick one out for me and I'll pay for it. Ship it free of charge to my ship and they'll also pack it full of goodies too. Merry Christmas sailor Nomad

My friend wants to go play hockey tonight. I have tons of studying to do, but I've been wanting to learn how to actually play hockey for a while so I might as well go skate around like a retard for an hour or so since I haven't been skating in like 10 years :v:

After Thursday, I will have my first semester under my belt and an entire month off. I hope dean's list, but after this discrete math exam that might not be a possibility. I am so pumped to sleep in and hang with my girlfriend.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;43127415]I'm not even telling him where I'm going. I'm just going to leave, but not before saying everything I've ever wanted to say to him first. Joke's on him. I usually don't answer the phone. And if my friend or either of our girlfriends picks up the phone, they'll just scream at him because they fucking hate him so much from past experience. If he persists, we'll just block his number. If he goes any further, I'll get a restraining order. I've got him in the palm of my hand once I move out. He'll be the last thing on my mind.[/QUOTE] To be honest I am kind of sad this whole situation is ending, Whenever I needed a good story I would just pop on to the Shit that gets you mad thread and read about your Stepfather. It's like I watched an entire story arch of a horror movie.

i got my Christmas card today [img]http://i.imgur.com/GYQYZze.jpg[/img]

My birthday is today!

Karl Pilkingtons perfectly round head it's just so satisfying to look at

Today is probably going to be the hardest day of this week, and all I have is a four hour Chemistry lab. The reason why this makes me happy is that it's my last lab of this semester, because classes end this Friday. [editline]10th December 2013[/editline] Also the overcast clouds suddenly became very pink and orange-y outside a minute ago and it looks very pretty.

Finally got a new CPU fan + heatsink to replace my old, stock dying one. The old one used to idle at 40-50 degrees, and under full load would go 70+. My new one is like 3 times the size of my old one, idles at 30-40 degrees, and is in the low 50's when under full load.

Pulled apart my laptop lastnight and I get to clean it when I get home, hopefully no more overheating! (Shit was dusty as fuck)

No school tomorrow due to horrible weather :rock: And maybe no school in 2 days too.

No school today because of Snow,gg.

Snoow Daaay! Making a snow dinosaur in the front lawn, came home to rest for a bit and eat chocolate. This is awesome.

[QUOTE=Tiitaniume;43136705]No school tomorrow due to horrible weather :rock: And maybe no school in 2 days too.[/QUOTE] This is my sixth day without school for weather.

[media]http://soundcloud.com/george-fitzgerald-5/i-love-my-jar[/media] sung this quietly on my alt soundcloud for funsies and it got 2 likes lol wtf

Probably going to a christmas prom next week, with a girl no less.

[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;43133344]Today is probably going to be the hardest day of this week, and all I have is a four hour Chemistry lab. The reason why this makes me happy is that it's my last lab of this semester, because classes end this Friday. [editline]10th December 2013[/editline] Also the overcast clouds suddenly became very pink and orange-y outside a minute ago and it looks very pretty.[/QUOTE] I was wrong about this. I could've done this last lab with my eyes closed and my hands replaced with toothpicks. Highlight of my day.