Head of the Year in my college requested some help - there is a 7-8 years old student which is russian, and he barely speaks english, aaaaand me being russian he asked me to help him to study or anything else. Tomorrow I will be introduced to him, interesting how will it turn out for me.
[QUOTE=RocketRacer;42318270]Head of the Year in my college requested some help - there is a 7-8 years old student which is russian, and he barely speaks english, aaaaand me being russian he asked me to help him to study or anything else. Tomorrow I will be introduced to him, interesting how will it turn out for me.[/QUOTE]Introduce him as your little cousin and go on pussy patrol
[QUOTE=Camper99;42315523]So, I'm doing my drivers license at the moment.
The last lessons were the true horror, as I suffer depression. Makes me sad and thoughtfull, thus I kept making huge mistakes, which could've resulted in accidents if I didn't pull myself together in time.
This time however was great. I went in there being fucking nervous and scared but after a while I noticed that I was pretty focused for no particular reason. I did the lesson and my teacher said I was back onto my usual standard.
While this is only a short triumph, I am veeery reliefed now. Maybe the next one will go just as good as this one.[/QUOTE]
Being nervous is a bitch.
I drove today while being pissed and shit, and not giving that many fucks.
I drove so much better than when I usually do. :x
Also managed to park perfectly for the first time ever. (Normally I reverse first and then drive forward again, sometimes even several times..)
[QUOTE=The-Happy-Emo;42316088]I finally got a girlfriend, to some of you that is nothing special, but for someone like me who has never had a girlfriend and is normally rejected by girls, it's a big surprise.[/QUOTE]
Congratulations man!
What makes me happy the most is when I manage to make my girlfriend smile. Really, its so fucking awesome. Better than any reward.
This really cute American girl living in Germany who suffers from similar problems to me finds me attractive, it's such a lucky thing apart from the fact that she lives in Germany. So close but so far :(
The new Gmail Android app is really nice. Huge improvement over the old one, now I don't have to use the buggy HTC one. In fact all of the new Google apps are [I]huge[/I] improvements over their predecessors especially the Youtube app.
[editline]26th September 2013[/editline]
I'm also looking forward to Android 4.4
Zach Galifinakis' work. He's like a big' ol fuzzy bear.
aaaAAA MY OC GOT FANART C':
[img]http://puu.sh/4B99o/de7dd9289d.png[/img]
The jumping spider has returned :>
(And I have seen it jump)
[QUOTE=GastricTank;42321220]aaaAAA MY OC GOT FANART C':
[img]http://puu.sh/4B99o/de7dd9289d.png[/img][/QUOTE]
deserves it
For a few seconds I have achieved zen status of bliss
[sp]fapping is great[/sp]
i made chilli dogs
[editline]27th September 2013[/editline]
nevermind the chili went cold and they taste like cunt
[editline]update[/editline]
UPDATE: i flushed them down the toilet and yelled 'fuck you fuck you fuck you' and snapchatted it to my friend
i wonder what his reaction's gonna be
in just a few days time will be the first time my girlfriend and i have had total 100% privacy in the entire time we've been dating (almost 10 months now)
eee :)
[QUOTE=Cyanlime;42323673]in just a few days time will be the first time my girlfriend and i have had total 100% privacy in the entire time we've been dating (almost 10 months now)
eee :)[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLb9jPuDS9Y[/media]
Tomorrow's the first time in two weeks that I get to be with my girlfriend.
Not alone, though, but hey, better than nothing considering I've been missing her extremely much.
[editline]27th September 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=The-Happy-Emo;42316088]I finally got a girlfriend, to some of you that is nothing special, but for someone like me who has never had a girlfriend and is normally rejected by girls, it's a big surprise.[/QUOTE]
I feel you bro. <3
I get awfully happy when someone remembers that I exist, and starts a conversation with me. It's rare, but makes me really happy when it happens.
[QUOTE=GastricTank;42321220]aaaAAA MY OC GOT FANART C':
[img]http://puu.sh/4B99o/de7dd9289d.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Congrats to you, man! You're one of the best artists I know about. You deserve to be more well known.
Had a race with 2 classmates, male and female.
We were driving home on a pretty long cycle path, I was driving on front, suddenly that girl passes me so I'm like fuck it, and put my bicycle on the highest gear and went like ~35 km/h on the cycle path and passed her. And at the traffic light we were laughing our asses off.
I know it's just a simple thing but I seriously enjoyed it.
After a year of playing the semi-starter banjo I got for Christmas, I finally bought the one I'd been hankering for. :buddy:
[img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BVDApmgCYAAL3Cp.jpg:large[/img]
[t]http://puu.sh/4Bs2O.JPG[/t]
When I manage to not give a fuck.
[QUOTE=KandyMan;42323998]I get awfully happy when someone remembers that I exist, and starts a conversation with me. It's rare, but makes me really happy when it happens.[/QUOTE]
Similar situation to me but in college. I try to talk with people first because I fucking need to change myself and be more social or I will spend these 2 years knowing and communicating with 5-6 people.
Chick who likes me has 35 followers on Facebook. I don't know why that makes me feel somewhat victorious
[QUOTE=RocketRacer;42325641]Similar situation to me but in college. I try to talk with people first because I fucking need to change myself and be more social or I will spend these 2 years knowing and communicating with 5-6 people.[/QUOTE]
Heh, change. Too late for changes here, but oh well.
When someone on an imageboard posts a picture I made.
When I don't get beat up on my posts on Facepunch.
Seriously you guys are really intimidating.
Holy shit holy shit holy shit [B]hole shat[/B]
My teacher at school who Im good friends with Mr.Fas knows Ned Luke (Micheals voice actor), and I begged him to get my cover of GTAV signed(plus another friends copy of gameinformer). Fas called Ned today and they were in a conference call, he enjoyed the story of us hyping the voice actors preformance so I might get ALL 3 MAIN VOS TO SIGN MY COPY.
I WILL CHERISH THIS FOREVER.
I discovered this song on /co/.
It's my latest musical obsession. I dunno why, but aside from being awesome, it almost makes me kinda sad...
The video kicks ass btw.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYBCrYPRFUU[/media]
The new Shadow Warrior game runs playably on my laptop. c: I played the original game when it came out in 97, and I've been waiting for a ~next-gen~ one since like 2005, so it's awesome that I can play it before I get my desktop.
Getting that text from that someone.
electric light orchestra makes things better
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2ds8tCtomQ[/media]
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