slit her throat and bleed her out for the blood god. any witnesses that flee must also be bled for they did not observe and therefore praise
[QUOTE=Grey;24194749]When someone walks in while you're fapping.[/QUOTE]
[url=http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/94/masturbation-from-nick-thune]Hey bro can I borrow that sock?[/url]
I was playing GTAIV
one of those get the coke missions, parents walk in.
aaaawwwkkwaaarrrdddd
I have so many I don't even
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[QUOTE=Insane516;24201766]I was playing GTAIV
one of those get the coke missions, parents walk in.
aaaawwwkkwaaarrrdddd[/QUOTE]
what are you 10?
Found out a girl was lying to me for two weeks about liking me, after all my friends had already known and didn't tell me because they felt sorry for me.
Once I put my thumb in my mouth as an example of oral sex to show my friends. I blew a bit too hard and farted. The teacher was within earshot.
Also, during geography studies, we had to design a poster using information from documents from the RGS (Royal Geographical Society ), and I said "Well RGS could also stand for Rough Gay Sex". The room went quiet at just the right time and the teacher was sorting files right behind me. :ohdear:
I learned that my roommate was gay
by seeing him get fucked in the ass by some black guy that had a girls voice.
He sounded like a little girl crying
edit: He moved out 2 days later
Nigga you gay
My most akward moment was trying to get out of the school halways, and someone pushed me and i pretty much fell forward and grabbed my friends girlfriend's boob. That was akward as fuck at lunch.
I was hit on by 3 different gay guys at a Seattle Night Club.
I was atracting the wrong kind of people...
[QUOTE=Testabar;24203924]I was hit on by 3 different gay guys at a Seattle Night Club.
I was atracting the wrong kind of people...[/QUOTE]
I disagree. . .
Pageking
Anyway, I don't really go out or look for relationships, most of my friends understand that I just don't like other people, anyway. I was in this girls car and suddenly she turns to me and that the reason I don't date is because either I'm gay or I have a huge penis. Neither of those are true but we were alone in the car so it was pretty damn awkward. I don't really get into awkward situations.
Also I can see how my two above statements can be ironic or contradicting. No matter what happens remember I did it for the gag. . .
Oh yeah, getting comedies from Netflix (that I watch with my family) then during watching it.. then seeing it is the uncensored/unrated version.
I dont have to worry about boners in school.
Because my penis is too small :saddowns:
When I'm giving a speech in front of the class.
I would say school boners, but being a bisexual automatically overrides that with me coming out.
this one time we had a school trip to a big forest and we stayed there for like 3 days right but the awkward moment I had there was trying to explain to the principal why I tipped my enemy's canoe over in the lake while he was in it
The most recent awkward moment iv'e had was walking through a convenience store with duffel bags because I was meeting a football team at pizza hut nearby and didn't have anywhere to put my bags, so I had to walk with them.
I don't know the english word for this because I'm a retarded swede.
So I will translate it exactly.
Youthyard.
You know, a place teens hang out or w/e.
Yeah so this was several years ago.
I sat in a sofa, felt like if I make a movement now, even a tiny one, the fart that would come out of my ass would make everyones ears bleed.
What happens? A guy runs over there and tilts the sofa over, and I end up lying there with my legs high up in the air and spreaded.
And I fart.
So loudly I almost shat myself from fear.
There were about 20 people in the room.
Everyone got silent.
The only sentence I heard before walking out was;
"Wow. A girl just farted"
I got laid on my 15th birthday.
It was awkward.
Every time I have a conversation with someone.
[QUOTE=Errorproxy;24189414]Too late... sorry.[/QUOTE]
When i looked at your avatar.
Me and my friends were sitting on a train and there was a really hot girl next to us. My friend decided to write "nice tits, to your left." on his phone and show it to me, so he didn't have to say it out loud. The man sitting next to her saw it and said "Alright mate, she's got a pair of tits, get over it." Turned out he was her dad. Most awkward train ride ever.
I asked a girl (that was out of my league btw) to a dance and she only said yes because she "didn't want to hurt my feelings." And at the dance, I only danced with her twice. She basically avoided me that night. :frown:
Not necessarily an awkward moment, but you know with jeans when you sit down and it looks like you have a boner? I freaking hate that!
[QUOTE=fish puncher;24243903]I asked a girl (that was out of my league btw) to a dance and she only said yes because she "didn't want to hurt my feelings."[/QUOTE]
Aw, fuck that shit. How can they not realize that it only makes it worse?
[QUOTE=Splarg!;24244051]Aw, fuck that shit.[/QUOTE]
But having sexual intercourse with faecal matter could get you infected :ohdear:
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;24244027]Not necessarily an awkward moment, but you know with jeans when you sit down and it looks like you have a boner? I freaking hate that![/QUOTE]
I have found a silly but simple solution for that: before sitting down pull your jeans up so high that they squeeze your balls.
In class this one girl bent over to pick something up, and I guess I was too obvious about looking, so one of her friend very loudly said "Stop looking at her ass like that"
My friend gave me a high five, my teacher gave me a detention.
Optimum cable guy came to fix our internet. When he was finished fixing the cables, he went to test it out by just quickly clicking the first URL that appeared under the URL bar when you press the down arrow on it. Out came pornhub.com
Dad was in the room. :saddowns:
OP she was clearly hitting on you.
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