[QUOTE=ShadowSocks8;36264597]aaaand that's why you're a virgin[/QUOTE]
you just don't know how to speak to girls C:
Flirting is what happens when you hit on someone and she hits back on you.
[QUOTE=zakedodead;36263470]Give her a pringles can full of piss.[/QUOTE]
See it's the testosterone and pheromones that is naturally in a male's piss, they can smell it and judge your masculinity by the minute variations in scent.
Works for me.
get naked and run around yelping
[QUOTE=zakedodead;36263470]Give her a pringles can full of piss.[/QUOTE]
Would a bottle do? I've just started filling my new bottle.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/iPN7q.jpg[/img]
stop pissing in bottles or nobody will ever love you
[QUOTE=GenPol;36263598]This is a serious thread. I'm very bad at socializing, and I thought maybe Facepunch could help me.[/QUOTE]
Asking for serious advice on a gaming forum is generally a bad Idea.
Doing this while admitting you piss on things for money is worse.
But ontopic: Just as other guys here said, eyecontact, maybe go out with some friends and team up with her and her friends or something like that.
let her sniff your asshole
point at her crotch, then your crotch, and then do pelvic thrusts for a few minutes
at this point, she should be taking off her clothes.
this is when you signal your buddy to open the monkey cages.
To impress a chick do the helicopter dick
do a wee wee dance
[QUOTE=GenPol;36263598]This is a serious thread. I'm very bad at socializing, and I thought maybe Facepunch could help me.[/QUOTE]
You piss in pringles cans, piss out your window, run around your room screaming and making animal noises apparently.
God help you.
I've found the line
"Hey babe, did you fall from heaven?
Because your face is FUCKED UP"
works wonders
q&a time
how to flirt: yeah
what is flirting: galo sengen
go go go
[QUOTE=GenPol;36263598]This is a serious thread. I'm very bad at socializing, and I thought maybe Facepunch could help me.[/QUOTE]
Hope you weren't expecting too many good answers.
[QUOTE=NielsGade;36263633]Eye contact and look attractive.[/QUOTE]
Avatar fits
Buy her a dragon dildo. She'll love you for it.
[QUOTE=Kidd;36268774]Buy her a dragon dildo. She'll love you for it.[/QUOTE]
with 90% more scales, so it makes her bleed.
Big tip- don't be a funny guy. Guys with a more serious tone are too busy in her pants to be in the friendzone.
Hit her with this line:
Hey baby, how would you like your eggs tomorrow morning, fertilized?
Pick out parasites in her hair to eat and then turn your back so she can do the same to you.
[QUOTE=Jabberwocky;36271589]Pick out parasites in her hair to eat and then turn your back so she can do the same to you.[/QUOTE]
wat.
