[QUOTE=Gmod4ever;36264936]
Girls like it, though. Like I said, if you can get a girl to smile and laugh, you're on the right track.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=27396&dateline=1317058715[/IMG]
[editline]10th June 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Jocke;36272483]Buy her a kitten![/QUOTE]
Move her hand over your dick, when she is not noticing.
haiku time
To flirt a girl,
take control and
press the titty
Once tried to woo a girl I know by lightly teasing her about Christianity, Hamster, and violin. I'm not sure if it worked or not since she's moving.
"We could light this fire between us: come with me and touch my penis!"
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;36265181]See it's the testosterone and pheromones that is naturally in a male's piss, they can smell it and judge your masculinity by the minute variations in scent.
Works for me.[/QUOTE]
Thats why I always piss my pants. Works everytime.
I utilize everything I've learned from porn movies.
You have to degrade them and show them who's boss.
Why are there no good replies?
Go for cheesy arguments.
stab her in the neck and proceed to fuck the hole.
[QUOTE=GenPol;36274301]Why are there no good replies?[/QUOTE]
The answer to that would be less "lol its facepunch" and more that flirting is an incredibly ambiguous thing.
Some things you just gotta go out and learn on your own.
just fap in front of her
Be yourself, feel comfortable, don't think, and don't try to hard. When you figure out those simple steps you will have girls drooling over you. Well you have to be somewhat physically attractive, but uggbugs find love easily anyways.
[QUOTE=RopaDope;36277149]Be yourself, feel comfortable, don't think, and don't try to hard. When you figure out those simple steps you will have girls drooling over you. Well you have to be somewhat physically attractive, but uggbugs find love easily anyways.[/QUOTE]
Aren't you the guy with the pimp friend or something?
Haha, this thread is made of pure gold!
[sp] Not sure what I am reading... [/sp]
Anyways, like my cousin would say: "Flex your muscles every 10 seconds and every single action you preform, its beastly! They dig it!" I wouldn't bother myself, it sure seems to work though, I think....
[QUOTE=GoDong-DK;36277437]Aren't you the guy with the pimp friend or something?[/QUOTE]
Yep and he is the best damn pick up artist, lady killer, player, heartbreaker, and all around pimp I know. He knows the female mind more than anyone I know.
[QUOTE=AlexGT;36264422]Humor, and [B]just generally hitting a girl[/B]. Humor just generally can really be a soft spot for girls sometimes. What I usually do, which causes some girls I hit on to blush or just start cracking up, I act like a black guy and lean over in my chair and be like
"Hey girl, wuss yo name."[/QUOTE]
Domestic violence works charms for picking up the ladies.
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