[QUOTE=Wootman;31003400]Thanks[/QUOTE]
Have a nice day and cum again.
Jenny jenny, who can I turn to?
How many nude women have been at the door when you went to deliver the pizza?
Hows the sex? (With the people that order it/co-workers and managers at work)
[editline]8th July 2011[/editline]
Do you ever cum on peoples pizza
Fuck what doublepost
[QUOTE=ZestyLemons;31003423]How many nude women have been at the door when you went to deliver the pizza?[/QUOTE]
A couple of chicks answered the door in bikini's and flirted with me for a bit once. One wrote their number on the receipt. (The copy I keep) and my boss saw and gave me the most hilarious look I have ever seen. I still am friends with this girl today.
There are actually a couple of chicks who all live near each other who must've spoken to each other about me in another part of town who are very adamant about getting deliverys just to see me for whatever reason. None of them have attempted to make any sort of social connection oddly enough.
[editline]9th July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=killover;31003437]Hows the sex? (With the people that order it/co-workers and managers at work)
[editline]8th July 2011[/editline]
Do you ever cum on peoples pizza
Fuck what doublepost[/QUOTE]
Not even worth an answer.
Whats the weirdest experience you have had delivering?
[QUOTE=DinoJesus;31003513]Whats the weirdest experience you have had delivering?[/QUOTE]
I once got a delivery to an abandoned house. I got there, knocked on the door, nobody was home so I called it in and told him (my boss) the situation. When I turned around to go back to my car about eight people randomly darted from out in the open back into the thicket of woods surrounding the old house. When we called the number back who ordered it came back out of service as in it wasn't being used.
do you hate your job?
[QUOTE=BigOwl;31003531]I once got a delivery to an abandoned house. I got there, knocked on the door, nobody was home so I called it in and told him (my boss) the situation. When I turned around to go back to my car about eight people randomly darted from out in the open back into the thicket of woods surrounding the old house. When we called the number back who ordered it came back out of service as in it wasn't being used.[/QUOTE]
How did you react to this scenario?
ps do you know who ate all the doughnuts
[QUOTE=BigOwl;31003290]Three times. It fucking sucked.[/QUOTE]
Why? Did they give you a job as a delivery boy in the future, too?
[QUOTE=Ermac20;31003539]do you hate your job?[/QUOTE]
When I have to interact with a lot of stupid people in one day, yes it really gets my pepperoni's popped.
May I have something to eat?
[QUOTE=Sweet_Water;31003549]Why? Did they give you a job as a delivery boy in the future, too?[/QUOTE]
To save my fucking kids or some shit from marrying african americans I don't know the scientist was on drugs and I only stayed there for like 5 minutes before coming back and never seeing him again. And no.
[editline]9th July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=gokuman4594;31003563]May I have something to eat?[/QUOTE]
If you walk in we would be happy to serve you. I can also deliver it to your house if you wanna get in a fucking fight about it.
Whats your opinion on larger pizza companys?
[QUOTE=MallocNull;31003545]How did you react to this scenario?
ps do you know who ate all the doughnuts[/QUOTE]
Scared shitless. In fact we have a note saying not to take orders from that number or to that address right by the phone.
What's the minimum amount that should be tipped to be polite? I usually do around $3.
[QUOTE=DinoJesus;31003579]Whats your opinion on larger pizza companys?[/QUOTE]
I love dominoes. They make great pizza, but when it comes to our pizza it really just isn't up to par. Also papa johns sucks.
[editline]9th July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=G-Guy;31003591]What's the minimum amount that should be tipped to be polite? I usually do around $3.[/QUOTE]
Minimum is probably 2$ I don't really care, I'm just happy to be making sure the food gets to you in a timely fashion whether it be rain, sleet, or shine.
Just don't put something ridiculously low or if you're gonna cop out of tipping like a dickhole, don't put a fucking mark next to the tip line (For charge card receipts) or cross it out like a twat. Just pretend you didn't see it and maybe you won't get a little extra love on your pizza next time.
Tipping me highly and being friendly will make your experience with me all the better and I'll probably rush a little more on your orders in particular I.E. break the speed limit just for you to make sure it's nice and hot when it gets there.
Just make sure to take your dog with you when you get frozen.
[QUOTE=kaine123;31003674]Just make sure to take your dog with you when you get frozen.[/QUOTE]
What?
[QUOTE=BigOwl;31003685]What?[/QUOTE]
It's a futurama reference i believe
[QUOTE=Albert Cole;31003873]It's a futurama reference i believe[/QUOTE]
Oh shit, and to think I love futurama. I just got it.
do you ever get deliveries to women who order a pizza with extra sausage and when you get there they pay you in sex? because if not porn has lied to me my entire life..
Where's my Diet Dr. Kelp?
[QUOTE=hanswithcheese;31004206]do you ever get deliveries to women who order a pizza with extra sausage and when you get there they pay you in sex? because if not porn has lied to me my entire life..[/QUOTE]
Porn tells the truth.
[editline]9th July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=J4censolo;31004275]Where's my Diet Dr. Kelp?[/QUOTE]
We don't serve Dr. Kelp, bitch.
Do you ever get free pizza?
Has anyone ever invited you in to eat the pizza with them?
[QUOTE=BigOwl;31004922]Porn tells the truth.[/QUOTE]
We demand a more detailed, preferebly lengthy & satisfactorily boneriffic explanation.
Do you eat pizza?
Have you ever had upset customers? Or strange people?
