[QUOTE=Nifae;31035899]Has anyone ever hugged you?[/QUOTE]
Yes, but if you mean while on delivery or from the person I was delivering to, no. :v:
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[QUOTE=Derpmeifter;31035948][img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/nice_try.png[/img]
nice try[/QUOTE]
Hahahaha oh fuck my lungs. You'd need a pretty massive tip (no pun intended) for any of that to happen.
Have you ever been knocked out while delivering a pizza, then you wake up in someones house with explosives strapped to you, and two dudes wearing ski masks want you to rob a bank or else they'll detonate 'em?
[QUOTE=del-re-re;31036390]Have you ever been knocked out while delivering a pizza, then you wake up in someones house with explosives strapped to you, and two dudes wearing ski masks want you to rob a bank or else they'll detonate 'em?[/QUOTE]
No. I would prefer that to not actually happen as opposed to actually happening.
Where is your shop located?
[QUOTE=Derek_SM;31036697]Where is your shop located?[/QUOTE]
Washington Square, Virginia, in yorktown.
Are you the pizza boy in this video?
[url]http://video.adultswim.com/tim-and-eric-awesome-show-great-job/pizza-boy.html[/url]
[QUOTE=K3inMitl3id;31039011]Are you the pizza boy in this video?
[URL]http://video.adultswim.com/tim-and-eric-awesome-show-great-job/pizza-boy.html[/URL][/QUOTE]
Fuck you Adult Swim, you never let me watch anything! :saddowns:
1) do you leave your car on when you get to the residence and deliver the pizzas?
2) do you drive pretty fast/somewhat recklessly for every delivery?
3) do you keep a log of people who are good tippers and make sure you deliver their pizza first before people who don't tip as well?
[QUOTE=BigOwl;31035953]Yes, but if you mean while on delivery or from the person I was delivering to, no. :v:
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Hahahaha oh fuck my lungs. You'd need a pretty massive tip (no pun intended) for any of that to happen.[/QUOTE]
The secret is out! :v:
[QUOTE=JDK721;31040345]1) do you leave your car on when you get to the residence and deliver the pizzas?
2) do you drive pretty fast/somewhat recklessly for every delivery?
3) do you keep a log of people who are good tippers and make sure you deliver their pizza first before people who don't tip as well?[/QUOTE]
1. Sometimes, depends on how fast I'll be in and out. :v:
2. If it's a delivery to a house where I'm bound to get a nice tip then hell yeah, fuck the police, this pizza is above the law. Let's just say I get to Manor House ct. pretty quickly.
3. I kinda just have a mental list of regulars I remember by heart who are nice to me.
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[QUOTE=K3inMitl3id;31039011]Are you the pizza boy in this video?
[url]http://video.adultswim.com/tim-and-eric-awesome-show-great-job/pizza-boy.html[/url][/QUOTE]
No but the old pizza guy looked a lot like that! Holy damn
Is it Digornos?
[QUOTE=eninco;31055443]Is it Digornos?[/QUOTE]
No asshole, it's delivery.
Do you have a fetish for purple-haired mutants with one eye?
How fast is your car?
[QUOTE=brandonsh;31055621]Do you have a fetish for purple-haired mutants with one eye?[/QUOTE]
Not exactly.
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[QUOTE=MEOWTFLOL;31056623]How fast is your car?[/QUOTE]
Well I actually just bought a new one. A nissan Ultima. It goes pretty fast.
How far away are you from Ft. Eustis?
How many stoners do you encounter on a daily basis?
[QUOTE=Jack_Thompson;31003346]Has this ever happened to you?
[video=youtube;RGR0IbTd6IQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGR0IbTd6IQ[/video][/QUOTE]
Do you look like this:
[img]http://gyazo.com/6cc5c44e56497a97bb81d81e2a699eed.png[/img]
has anyone ever tried to tip you with monopoly money?
[QUOTE=SKEEA;31056915]How far away are you from Ft. Eustis?[/QUOTE]
Just a few miles down the road actually.
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[QUOTE=Kurtzund;31056980]How many stoners do you encounter on a daily basis?[/QUOTE]
If you mean on workdays around 2. (People I work with)
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[QUOTE=tom1029;31057027]Do you look like this:
[img]http://gyazo.com/6cc5c44e56497a97bb81d81e2a699eed.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Close
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[QUOTE=blubafoon;31057130]has anyone ever tried to tip you with monopoly money?[/QUOTE]
No, but that would be a really shitty thing to do.
[QUOTE=BigOwl;31057193]Just a few miles down the road actually.
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Awesome, when I am going through AIT and I get some leave, I will see if I can get a pizza from your establishment.
[QUOTE=SKEEA;31057306]Awesome, when I am going through AIT and I get some leave, I will see if I can get a pizza from your establishment.[/QUOTE]
You will not regret it. Best pizza you will find for a long long way. I fucking guarantee it. I'll be the guy wearing a ruined pair of dock martins and brown hair :v:
Fuck it, just ask for brandon. It will probably depend on what day you come actually, I'm only part-time after all.
How do you find your way to their house? Do you use a GPS, a map, or do you just know the area?
Does the store chip in for gas at all?
Gas money, how does that work? Does the company give you gas money..? Do you use your own car or what?
Has kid in a movie about a tire that blows stuff up with his mind ever got a pizza with double toppings and put rotting crow meat on it?
[QUOTE=Fort83;31057746]has someone ever ordered a pizza from you, only to bitch at you for forgetting a topping (which he never ordered in the first place) once you got there?[/QUOTE]
All the god damn time. We repeat the order back to you no matter what for confirmation. It will probably never be OUR fault your order isn't the way you wanted.
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[QUOTE=Corndog Ninja;31058845]How do you find your way to their house? Do you use a GPS, a map, or do you just know the area?
Does the store chip in for gas at all?[/QUOTE]
Typically I just know how to get there, as I've lived here my entire life (pretty much)
The store is technically chipping in for gas with the delivery charge.
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[QUOTE=Songharaddh;31059114]Gas money, how does that work? Does the company give you gas money..? Do you use your own car or what?[/QUOTE]
The company helps me with gas with delivery charges as I stated above. I use my own car which I just upgraded to a 2005 Nissan Ultima and it hauls ass.
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[QUOTE=LoSt PrOpHeT213;31059147]Has kid in a movie about a tire that blows stuff up with his mind ever got a pizza with double toppings and put rotting crow meat on it?[/QUOTE]
...no...?
How much does your employer reimburse you for gas?
Do you have to drive your own car or does the company lend you theirs?
[QUOTE=credesniper;31070906]How much does your employer reimburse you for gas?[/QUOTE]
Two dollars per delivery. Believe me it's a lot more than it sounds.
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[QUOTE=Chekko;31070952]Do you have to drive your own car or does the company lend you theirs?[/QUOTE]
Read the thread.
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