[QUOTE=PooInTheLoo;18688413]Have you ever had any embarrasing experiences at restaraunts? Post them here. So, for dinner I went to this chinese restaraunt I normally eat at and the waitor (Who must've been new) accidentally spills ice all over when he was giving everyone the drinks. He also gave my Mom the wrong drink aswell but the only good thing was that he gave us free water.
So yea, post your stories here.[/QUOTE]
1. Most sit-down restaurants give free water. Hell, most food establishments period give free water.
2. How is that story embarrassing?
I was at one of those conveyor-belt sushi places and I had a huge stack of plates and my friend delightfully nudged the plates a bit so they fell over all over the table and made a huge sound
Screamed Penis once
Only two things I can think of:
When I was about 8 or so we were eating somewhere and I got a burger and fries. Back then I ate my burgers plain, but I'd take the top bun off and put fries in there in place of the lettuce and so on.
So, while I was doing this a guy from the next table gets up, brings his tables ketchup and mustard bottles over to our table and says "here try using these". WTF? Everyone is just staring at me, it gave me a complex.
Another time, when I was a couple of years older, some family at the next table had a girl there about late teens, early twenties I'd say. At one point she stood up, with her back to me, and bent over to reach for something on the ground. She was wearing a very short skirt, so it rode up and you could see half her mostly bare ass(she was wearing a thong). I'd said "whoa!" as a reflex, interrupting the conversation at my table, cause everyone to turn to look at what caught my attention. Then they all looked back at me like I was the perv or something!
[QUOTE=evilbla;18688571]In Alaska it falls from the sky. Every..Single...Day.[/QUOTE]
lol dune reference
When I was little, my mom was watching my little cousins play in the Mcdonalds play place ( with obstacles or whatever) I was inside eating, well in middle of it I had to take a huge shit, so i went inside the bathroom, and no one was watching the food as the table. and I, somehow locked myself in the bathroom. By the time i wiped my ass and got out of the bathroom, the mcdonalds janitor guy had cleaned up all the food left on the table. My mom got back in and boy was she mad.
Didn't pay. People got angry.
[QUOTE=worm;18739898]Didn't pay. People got angry.[/QUOTE]
So where's the embarrassing part?
[QUOTE=Archy;18688476]One time, some dickweed dropped an eggroll in my bowl of soup.[/QUOTE]
holy crap i dropped an eggroll in a bowl of soup
[QUOTE=cecilbdemodded;18741215]So where's the embarrassing part?[/QUOTE]
Chased down the street.
Oh and this happened once but I made it to the bathroom in time..would've been bad..
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(it was in mexico..I ended up staying in the bathroom in the restaurant for about 45 minutes...after that I felt slightly better and started getting driven home in a taxi...Then we stopped by a pharmacy to pick me up something for my stomach...I took one of the 2 pills...then started on the second and I started projectile vomiting all over the taxi...I opened the door and started puking out the door (the taxi driver is laughing his ass off and speaking spanish) and people are walking through my puke as if nothing was happening..then I ended up not eating much for the rest of my 1 week trip in mexico (this happened on the second day :frown:))
I have not had a taco since..this was about 2 years ago..
Getting my arm stuck between the seat and the wall. The waitress got some butter from the kitchen to help get it out.
I was a waiter for over a year in this hotel and restaurant. I've seen/done alot trust me. I dropped a chocolate dessert cake down a 5 year olds back at a function... i could go on for ever. What tops the cake though was when i walked into a room service with the door open so i knocked, no answer, peered around the door and a guy masterbating there. The shocked face was crazy and he started walking up to me pulling up his trousers with belt un-done. we both felt embarassed and went our seperate ways saying nothing. never seen him since
When i was 10 i ordered an omelette for dinner. :v:
Called in to order Breakfast. Then 20 minutes later I head down to pick it up, but they said they didn't have my order. So I ask them to check, they take my name and order and go back, then come back out and confirm they don't have it. I told them that someone called and said my order was done, so they asked [I]all[/I] the staff, none of them admitted to calling. I was really confused, then it hit me, I was in the wrong restaurant. The place I ordered from was across the street. Goddamnit...
I choked on some muscels and threw up alover the waiter and in my sapggiti bolegnies and still eted it
When I was about 5/6 I choked on some spaghetti and my mum had to pull it out of my throat. :)
[QUOTE=Murdoco;18688450]When I was a kid I was eating at some restaurant (don't remember which..) and I said something about not feeling well..I started throwing up all over the place..wasn't that embarrassing since I was a kid..but..that's all I can really think of...[/QUOTE]
that happened to me in IKEA (i tried mixing the meatballs with the coleslaw) i don't know why i threw up
I was at Friendlys the other day and the whole time my friend was making gurgling sounds.
when i was 11 i fucking leaned against the emergency exit pushbar thing on the door.
now i have a slight fear of leaving stores from doors other then the front. (truths)
Nothing embarrasing has every happen to me.
But my brother is a different story... we were on holiday in Cyprus, we went to this restaraunt we ALWAYS go to, we were sat outside and this place had glass doors.
My brother walked into the glass door and make quite a noise, causing everyone nearby to look at him, they put some stickers on the doors within the same week...
And the other time the a waitress was laughing at us for no reason, it turned out my brother had got stuck in the toilet and had to call for help to get out.
Was on a vacation to Thailand with a few others, on the first evening we went to a restoraunt near our hotel. After we ate I started to prepare to give the waitress some tip, only problem was that I knew "Baht" almost aint worth shit, so I just left a random pile of money on the bill. I realized I left 2500 Baht on the bill and was ready to leave until the waitress suddenly came and wanted me to give some of it back. Out of kindness I gave her a smile and told her to keep it, next thing I know she smiles back and gives me a hug. I wondered why she did that and when I came back to the hotel room I started to figure out how much I gave her.
I realized I tipped her 75$/50€/45£.
:byodood:
Food was delicious though.
[QUOTE=Murdoco;18688450]When I was a kid I was eating at some restaurant (don't remember which..) and I said something about not feeling well..I started throwing up all over the place..wasn't that embarrassing since I was a kid..but..that's all I can really think of...[/QUOTE]
I was waiting tables at a restaurant when i walked past this kid who started to throw up everywhere. he was just a kid but i had to wash it off. my colleges laughed at me for days.
not neccessary a embarrasing moment, but a waiter gave me a beer glass and thought I'm old enough to drink. ~meh
I'm a chef so this is about a customer.
Anyway i just cooked this order that had chicken breast on it and the guy wanted it "Medium Rare", not being an a dumb shit i refused and cooked it all the way through, the guy then walks up (he was about 15 and out with his girlfriend) and tells me to redo his meal the way he wants it. I told him that chicken that is under cooked contains salmonella and can kill him, he yells at the top of his voice calling me a dumb shit who doesn't know how to cook.
This guy then proceeds to throw his plate into the kitchen and it smashed on one of the benches we had food on, he goes and asks for his bill so i waited for him to sit back down at his table with his girlfriend and i asked the waitress to let me take the bill to him, i put it on his table, took out my pen and scribbled the price that said "$32.95" out and replaced it with "$332.95" he then abuses me and asks why i did it, and i said the plate he threw smashed and glass went into over 300$ worth of food we had prep'd for service. He then states that he cannot pay for it so we had to call his mother into the restaurant, needless to say he was quiet embarrassed in front of his girlfriend and she was almost in tears over his stupidity.
[QUOTE=Averice;19426284]I'm a chef so this is about a customer.
Anyway i just cooked this order that had chicken breast on it and the guy wanted it "Medium Rare", not being an a dumb shit i refused and cooked it all the way through, the guy then walks up (he was about 15 and out with his girlfriend) and tells me to redo his meal the way he wants it. I told him that chicken that is under cooked contains salmonella and can kill him, he yells at the top of his voice calling me a dumb shit who doesn't know how to cook.
This guy then proceeds to throw his plate into the kitchen and it smashed on one of the benches we had food on, he goes and asks for his bill so i waited for him to sit back down at his table with his girlfriend and i asked the waitress to let me take the bill to him, i put it on his table, took out my pen and scribbled the price that said "$32.95" out and replaced it with "$332.95" he then abuses me and asks why i did it, and i said the plate he threw smashed and glass went into over 300$ worth of food we had prep'd for service. He then states that he cannot pay for it so we had to call his mother into the restaurant, needless to say he was quiet embarrassed in front of his girlfriend and she was almost in tears over his stupidity.[/QUOTE]
I hate dumb little fucks like that. Good job not taking his shit.
it was my birthday, and my mom told one of the staff, so the staff (pretty much ALL of them) sang a song
they told the whole restaurant.
:v:
I was in this pub once, a good place, we sometimes go on Sunday for a roast. Anyways, this one time, a year or so ago, I got up to go and take a piss, but as I stood up, I caught my foot on the chair and fell backwards, onto someone elses table, my hair was full of gravy and peas and I broke this guys plate, meaning the table was covered in gravy and everything else he'd been eating. He swore, his family screamed, my family came to get me up and he tried to punch me in the throat for ruining his meal.
My head bloody hurt and his family took him away to calm him down, he looked like he was about to explode, he was that angry. :ohdear:
The waitres brought me some water and she spilt it on herself, may have been embarrasing for her, but for me: :smug:
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