• Ex girlfriend harassing me, what can I do?
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[QUOTE=DiBBs27;51750995]Damn is your ex a freaking world heavy weight wrestler? I wouldn't be so afraid of her if I were you. Let her come, tell her to fuck off, call police on her. >relationship over. Then don't try to date someone online again. You'll find it ends in disaster nearly 90% of the time. Usually people only get into long distance or online relationships because they are insecure and acknowledge that they have something about themselves to hide. Having an online or LD relationship makes it easier to hide those things that would otherwise be deal breakers IRL. I'm only speaking from experience.[/QUOTE] Well she knows and from memory she used to teach Krav Maga so I'm a little worried in that regard. But no I am definitely not gonna get involved with someone online again. [QUOTE=Justin Case;51751685]Call 101 in advance of her potential arrival date so they can actually do something about it. They'll just be the arbiter and talk to her for you if she turns up which may make her realise she's being cuckoo[/QUOTE] I called them today and they said they cannot do anything until she attempts to get into my home without my permission or continues to wait around outside my home for an extended period of time. But anyway guys I appreciate all your input thank you all so much. I'm going to probably let this thread die now, but if it is still here around the 4th of Feb I'll update it and let you guys know if she showed up or not
if she shows up set off the fire alarm in your apartment
dot your front lawn with rakes and dog poop and put nails all over the path to your front door if you have a crazy old grandpa that used to be in the army, find his collection of WWII memorabillia, maybe he has a few antipersonal landmines, plant those, be careful though, get help from your local asshole with a firecracker, so he blows up in case it goes off prematurely and not you call the A team
I'm just posting so I can find this thread quicker on the 4th Good luck though, I'm sure she's just a talker. Going from US to UK seems crazy for an online relationship.
Hope it all blows over without incident.
Might wanna head to the hardware store and board up those windows and doors to keep her out at least for a bit before it's too late. :v:
LMAO what a nut case. Just tell her to go away if she comes to door and just call the cops. You're over thinking it because you're high on emotions, just deal with it as it comes. Once she's escorted away that'll warrant a restraining order then it'd over
Inform 101, that firstly covers your back for a few instances. If she accuses anything you're covered of sorts. Secondly stay at friend/relative the expected date, they'll understand. Thirdly, don't worry, it'll all blow over. Actually yeah goto pub same day [editline]1st February 2017[/editline] Just seen you called 101, you're already ahead buddy, stay good
Move to Madagascar.
please keep us updated OP
Best of luck OP.
[QUOTE=GamerChick;51748580]I agree. Hide somewhere for a week or so and let this all blow over. [/QUOTE] I know a place for that. Are you near a pub named "The Winchester"?
[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;51766221]I know a place for that. Are you near a pub named "The Winchester"?[/QUOTE] Have a nice cold pint and wait for all of this to blow over
[QUOTE=joshthesmith;51766901]Have a nice cold pint and wait for all of this to blow over[/QUOTE] If he has too many though he might find her attractive again. :v:
Here's what you gotta do. I saw this in a documentary once. So there was this guy right, and he was in this room right, and he had this fear that these guys were going to come and take him from the room, so as part of his defense tactic he first stripped down to his birthday suit, then he shit in his hands and smeared it all over him self, even his head. They came to try and get him and when they saw he was covered in feces so they had to figure something else out and left. Granted this was a prison documentary but still.. might apply?
you have to make yourself undesirable - turn on your stereo and let Last Christmas play 24/7. Put on female clothes and practice your voice so you sound like a girl. Or do the Pamperchu. [URL="http://imgur.com/r/cringepics/LvrcQcg"]Safety not guarranteed[/URL] Either way she is gonna get grossed out and leaves you alone for good. Unless she likes this stuff and it is her fetish then do it the other way around.
Kill her. In all seriousness though. Kill her. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("very funny" - Orkel))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=fritzel;51762936]Move to Madagascar.[/QUOTE] For some reason they've inexplicably closed their borders [QUOTE=MrJazzy;51766079]please keep us updated OP[/QUOTE] Will do, we've currently got 4 of us here at my house, we've got a box of cards against humanity and we're gonna relax and play that and PC games on the big tv while we wait for tomorrow around 3:00pm - 5:00pm which is the time we'd expect her to arrive with travel times included. She lands around 1:05pm in Gatwick then it's a 2 hour train ride to the area in Essex I live in. [QUOTE=thejjokerr;51766131]And as dumb as some here might find that first post about punching her teeth out, if she does show up and gets aggressive: try to kick her against the shins or kneecaps and run like hell in a direction where there are people. It's not a bad or stupid idea to prepare for the worse but only do this when the police already are informed and have a record on her.[/QUOTE] The laws about physical violence here are not that great, if I defend myself and hurt her in the process she can sue me for hurting her and will probably win. Same goes to home invaders, a lot of the time they break in, get hurt then sue the home owner. So I’d just run if she shows up, I can run faster than her easily. [QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;51766221]I know a place for that. Are you near a pub named "The Winchester"?[/QUOTE] I would but I don’t live in London and I recall they were planning on closing that pub. [QUOTE=CarnolfMeatla;51767896]you have to make yourself undesirable - turn on your stereo and let Last Christmas play 24/7. Put on female clothes and practice your voice so you sound like a girl. Or do the Pamperchu. [URL="http://imgur.com/r/cringepics/LvrcQcg"]Safety not guarranteed[/URL] Either way she is gonna get grossed out and leaves you alone for good. Unless she likes this stuff and it is her fetish then do it the other way around.[/QUOTE] I doubt that’d work if anything that'd make her worse as she turned out to be completely homophobic. Me being bisexual she always felt threatened by that yet I gave her no reason to feel threatened she ended up just getting salty for no reason. Part of the reason I ended up breaking up with her. [QUOTE=GHOST!!!!;51770288]Kill her. In all seriousness though. Kill her.[/QUOTE] I probably killed her the day I broke up with her with the way she's acting :V Oh and incase anyone is interested, here's the chat log between her and my friend, I'll move it to the OP as well since people are getting some entertainment out of my misfortune [url]https://i.imgur.com/EjPFefF.jpg[/url]
[QUOTE=Skidmarks;51770404]*snip* Oh and incase anyone is interested, here's the chat log between her and my friend, I'll move it to the OP as well since people are getting some entertainment out of my misfortune [url]https://i.imgur.com/EjPFefF.jpg[/url][/QUOTE] That is insane.
[QUOTE=Skidmarks;51770404]I probably killed her the day I broke up with her with the way she's acting :V Oh and incase anyone is interested, here's the chat log between her and my friend, I'll move it to the OP as well since people are getting some entertainment out of my misfortune [url]https://i.imgur.com/EjPFefF.jpg[/url][/QUOTE] "Its amazing what medication does for one's focus" "[I][B]He has five days[/B][/I]" [img]http://wiki.maquis.com/images/3/33/Yellow-alert.gif[/img] Good lord what possible outcome is she expecting here??
Please show your parents/police/someone in a position of authority these chat logs. You need to get it taken care of through proper channels asap, FP is not that channel.
You're finished. This is just another consequences of extramarital sex. Take responsibility
Well it's 16:30 now and she hasn't shown up so far, but if she doesn't show up by the end of the day I doubt she will show up at all. We're all just sat around watching TV at the moment, I'll update you guys in a few hours
[QUOTE=Skidmarks;51750826]See you'll probably find this funny. In case my avatar didn't give it away already as straight as a roundabout. However, her ex before me, turned out gay at the end of their relationship. I only met her because her ex added me on Steam one day and started flirting with me :V I should've seen the signs sooner.[/QUOTE] Tell her that you're a furry, instead. :v:
I don't get the fear here. Just lock the door if she comes. Problem solved. Why are people offering long explanations for this? You're not obligated to open the door for people in Britain are you? It sounds like you have no interest in talking to her or seeing her, so if she knocks on the door just ignore it.
[QUOTE=Pantz Master;51776162]I don't get the fear here. Just lock the door if she comes. Problem solved. Why are people offering long explanations for this? You're not obligated to open the door for people in Britain are you? It sounds like you have no interest in talking to her or seeing her, so if she knocks on the door just ignore it.[/QUOTE] What if she lays a siege though?
[QUOTE=_Axel;51776170]What if she lays a siege though?[/QUOTE] Call the cops if she won't leave or tries to force her way in. Idk what the likelihood of that type of thing happening is though.
If she knocks on the door make sure your friends are naked and running around while you hold her at the door
hey OP i cant really give good advice cause ive never been in a relationship myself but i just wanted to say GL with what happens hopefully things go well for u cause thats a pretty crazy situation to be in
She hasn't shown as most of you expected. I'm hoping she came to her senses after seeing her threat didn't work, but I don't know. She might suspect I'll have company for a bit or may hold off a day sort of thing and show up later or a few days down the line, since the ticket will last like over a period of 3 weeks. In any case thanks again for all your advice. But to people who are saying you don't understand the need to be scared, you wouldn't understand if you've not been in this position nor if you were me because you won't get to even see how I rationalise things as we all handle scenarios differently. I feel very pressured and worry more is all. I'm not so nervous that I have my friends here now but I was writing this before I had any company with me so I felt vulnerable at that time. The idea of someone coming half way across the world JUST to knock on my door is a very scary concept for me. [QUOTE=ASIC;51775990]Tell her that you're a furry, instead. :v:[/QUOTE] She knows because she was a furry too. I don't think I could make myself unappealing to her she is literally obsessed with me at this point.
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