I almost always get hit in the head with something
i always get hit in the eye. and when it comes to anything computer related things must be in perfect order and neat. i wish it were true for my school work
Getting angry too easy.
I'm not cursed. :)
In my sight, i have a small penis. To my girlfriend, its one of the biggest. Either she has had experience with sad boys, or my perspective is off. The thought of being never able to please a woman (although i can, quiet easily) plagues my mind and fucks up my views of everyone.
Feeling self-pity that I'm shit socially, and then beating myself up when I remember there are people much, much worse off than me.
This process kinda goes in a circle.
That and chronic procrastination.
[QUOTE=Nitro-Trucker;20012358]In my sight, i have a small penis. To my girlfriend, its one of the biggest. Either she has had experience with sad boys, or my perspective is off. The thought of being never able to please a woman (although i can, quiet easily) plagues my mind and fucks up my views of everyone.[/QUOTE]
Maybe you're used to deal with many huge penises in your life, making yours look smaller. It's the same with tennis balls, if you look at them with a green background they appear yellow, if you turn to a yellow background they seem green. :)
[QUOTE=Nitro-Trucker;20012358]In my sight, i have a small penis. To my girlfriend, its one of the biggest. Either she has had experience with sad boys, or my perspective is off. The thought of being never able to please a woman (although i can, quiet easily) plagues my mind and fucks up my views of everyone.[/QUOTE]
Use the ruler, the ruler never lies.
fucking tourettes
Extreme indecisiveness.
Even between two things that are exactly the same, I still gotta make up my mind which one to take/choose.
Such...Big...hands...
Srsly...
My hands can wrap around my teachers' thighs...
intense stammering.. jesus christ it sucks..
hiv
Three penises, i cant pee straight. :(
no srsly tho, i cant be happy with any girl, i get the one i want, i want the next, get her, want the old one back or another new one, its a vicious circle, and i hate it, plus i lose a lot of friends and hurt a lot of womens
[QUOTE=TAU!;20009341]Constantly returning ingrown toenails.[/QUOTE]
I have this too.
I hate my toes...
I'm cursed with sexiness
Period Blood. -_-
My friend enjoys sending her spirit out over me at the worse times and fucking my shit up.
I'm intensely shy regardless of gender of the people I'm around, I currently have horrible acne which has been around with me for the last five years, and I seemingly refuse to believe that any praise directed to me is genuine.
being shitty at tf2 and css, but im good at everything else atleast
I can't stay focused for more than ten seconds.
[QUOTE=Hakito;20006008]I get in love too fast, especially with anime girls. :colbert:[/QUOTE]
Not normal. Seek help.
The inability to start conversations and Procrastination.
and this feeling of being naked if I wear tight shirts, I always wear atleast two layers pressing against me to prevent it
Wondering what the hell fire kracker's avatar is....
but in all reality its falling or doing something painful/stupid right as some hot girl walks by....
Fucking Anxiety!
I always worry about things. Like when I tried to tell someone that I wasnt their friend anymore my best friend (who is a beautiful goddess!) says taht we should still be friends. What's worse is that today my other best friend (who is good with comebacks and is the total smartass of the school) said that is he sure that Im his friend.
Im worried that he'll run to my (Goddess) friend, and she'll leave me.
On top of that im crushing on this one girl who's just avalible now, but im Fuck nervous to talk to. Usually I try to say something part of the conversation at the table im at, but it ends with an awkward silence.
Finally, my weight. Im ok with my weight. im not [b]Holy shit Damn![/b] obease. But some people in my school treat me like im fucking 8! That's because most of the fat kids at my school are stupid perverted retards!
I'll admit im perverted myself. But the more likable perverted way.
That and when I imagine one bad thing I imagine more, and more, and more, till there's a fuckton of thoughts that clusterfuck my head! Leading me to a mental breakdown!
Boners at the wrong time.
Intelligence, when my peers are absolute fucktards.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;20018742]Boners at the wrong time.[/QUOTE]
At The McROFL's?
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