Yes.
Have you ever got up from the toilet and flush, and then realised your wallet fell in?
No. I have a feeling you did.
Have you ever shat yourself after the age of 10?
[QUOTE=Archlurps;16283308]No. I have a feeling you did.
Have you ever shat yourself after the age of 10?[/QUOTE]
No.
Have you ever fallen asleep while talking to someone?
Don't think so... Nor when someone's talking to me I think.
Have you ever slept a whole night in some position other than lying down (eg. sitting up or standing up, basically)
Nope, i always lie down.
Have you ever kissed or done anything more with someone not in your family?
No
Ever wanted to kiss or something more?
yes
ever wanted to only eat chocolate and see if you poo tastes like chocolate
FUCK NO!
Have you ever rejected someone?
eh lol, yeah. Who hasn't? Unless this is a followup of that family thing. Hell no in that case.
edit: ninja'd
rejected? meaning they latch on like a leech and I brush them off and tell them we're not that good friends? Yeah.
Have you ever eaten raw meat?
No
Have you ever thought about raping somebody you know?
No. Raping is cheating. Kills the whole point of sex.
Have you ever been in a riot?
Nope.
Ever played Oblivion?
Yeah I didn't like it. Probably because I felt like shit at the time. I should give it another go. All my friends love it.
Have you ever fancied somebody who nobody else does and you feel kinda wierd but in reality you want to rip their clothes and fuck the Christian out of them?
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[highlight]Well thanks for doing mine Shibbey[/highlight]
[QUOTE=Smirnoff Joe;16283583]Nope.
Ever played Oblivion?[/QUOTE]
Njet.
Ever come up with an idea on your own to find out it only just happened a few days ago?
yup, can't remember the details though.
Have you ever been to a funeral of a non-relative. (in-laws and shiiz don't count. completely non-related)
Haven't been to a funeral period
Ever really wanted to fuck someone you know?
most people have, haven't they? I'm one of most people. "Fuck" is a needlessly vulgar way to put it though, in the my case anyways
Have you ever been in a (surgical) operation?
[QUOTE=Archlurps;16283738]most people have, haven't they? I'm one of most people. "Fuck" is a needlessly vulgar way to put it though, in the my case anyways
Have you ever been in a (surgical) operation?[/QUOTE]
Nope
Also I noticed in your post ""Fuck" is a needlessly vulgar"
Welcome to Facepunch. Everything is vulgar
Don't you love it when new users seem to innocent?
Have you ever wanted to take one by the balls and beat him with a fuck-stick?
nah, I don't care whether anyone seems or is innocent or not, they're kilometers of optic fibre away from me and I'm not an idiot.
I mean that "fuck" is an all too efficient way to render a beautiful thing something disgraceful. But basically yeah, it's the internet, people try to seem cool.
edit: seems like that wasn't the question
[QUOTE=Dan2593;16283766]Nope
Also I noticed in your post ""Fuck" is a needlessly vulgar"
Welcome to Facepunch. Everything is vulgar
Don't you love it when new users seem to innocent?
Have you ever wanted to take one by the balls and beat him with a fuck-stick?[/QUOTE]
No.
Have you ever swam naked?
no.
Have, you ever lost your house keys and had to climb through tha window?
[editline]06:50PM[/editline]
no.
ever lost your keys and had to climb through a window?
No, but has happened with a summer cottage.
have you ever burnt money?
No
Have you ever met a celebrity?
Yeah,
Have you ever masterbated more than 3 times in a day?
Yes, shit was SO cash.
Have you ever drunk yourself unconscious?
Yes I have
Have you ever smoked weed?
No.
Have you ever stolen anything?
Yes.
Have you ever masturbated and thought about a relative?
Yeah, she's 12 but looks older. Totally
Have you ever worn a Sponge Bob band aid?
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