If you could be any Video Game/Cartoon character, who would you be?

[Hoterunoyume]

It would have to be Weavel, from Metroid Prime Hunters:

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- A damn general of a colorful bird/lizard army that is super biologically advanced, on par with a damn dragon
- Space Pirate, the name just screams bad ass
- Full on cyborg
- Fashionable ponytail of Muscle tendon, metal as fuck
- Kick ass deployable energy scimtar pirate sword
- Split himself in half to reveal his metal cannon of a dick that fires mini nuclear bombs
- Cannon is stored inside his body, no-one can kick his crotch like a douche
- Got femdomed by Samus so hard that only his spinal cord and brain was left

[Jimesu_Evil]

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[Valentine]

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[conan96]

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[Cane Corso]

Batman from Batman Arkham City

[PXD2000]

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[BRS]

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all the fucking weapons kill everybody I know

[Teeteegone]

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