thanks OP, you have now reminded me that somewhere, someone has a dick wiping fetish
[editline]16th December 2012[/editline]
fuck you op
I wipe it when i jizz.Then i throw the jizz paper at random people.
Does that count?
[QUOTE=doomkiwi;38854843]You must have a very strangely shaped penis. The arc shouldn't allow that unless you point it straight up.[/QUOTE]
I once pissed sitting down 'cause I was also dumping, and the piss ricoched off the bottom of the toilet bowl into my eye.
Only time I sit on the toilet is as you mentioned, dropping bombs, or early morning after waking up when I don't want to piss over the walls.
Yea..I typically just use my brother's towel :dance:
[QUOTE=Castiel451;38857186]Yea..I typically just use my brother's towel :dance:[/QUOTE]
That is both hilarious and disgusting at the same time.
[QUOTE=Hatley;38857098]I once pissed sitting down 'cause I was also dumping, and the piss ricoched off the bottom of the toilet bowl into my eye.[/QUOTE]
[B]HOW DO WE RESPOND TO THIS!?[/B]
Yeah, I don't want piss on my boxers.
I sure am glad I'm not Gay or a Straight Woman, with that ratio of dicks not being wiped.
[QUOTE=J AC1D;38857248]I sure am glad I'm not Gay or a Straight Woman, with that ratio of dicks not being wiped.[/QUOTE]
This is Facepunch, most shouldn't matter anyways :v:
if I was about to have a good time with a lady I normally consider it
My uncle once said to me the following words of wisdom:
[I]"Even if it's clean at first glance, the last piss drop will wet your pants"[/I]
Since that day I don't bother in wiping it after taking a piss unless it's dirty. Besides, I already clean it each time I take a shower :v:
I was taught to, but it never carried. I just wait till the drops are few, unless I'm in public, than I finish up as quickly as possible.
Now as to pissing into the toilet or on the inner rim, that's a question.
I always wipe and wash my hands afterwards.
[QUOTE=JesterUK;38856223]Every time. Otherwise you get piss in your pants, even if you shake.[/QUOTE]
This literally never happens to me
wipe my dick, shake my ass
after fap
Nah I just rip my dick off
[url]http://nsfw-comix.com/nsfw281.htm[/url]
Slightly nsfw as the url implies..
No I don't, and if I'm gonna have any sexy time, I'll pee and then get in the shower.
[QUOTE=guaranteed;38871060][url]http://nsfw-comix.com/nsfw281.htm[/url]
Slightly nsfw as the url implies..[/QUOTE]
That was awesome.
Although I dare ask how you came across that.
I flap it about so my drips of piss go all over the walls
The same way you did, some fellow posted it somewhere :)
Just a quick shake, it's all you need. Sometimes though, your dick surprises you and you get your trousers done back up and a few drops dribble out.
dab the tip with a square of toilet paper
i clean my penis the same way i clean my ears, i stick a q-tip way down in it until the other cotton end is just barely visible, then i yank it forcefully out and observe the color
[QUOTE=Jorori;38857576]My uncle once said to me the following words of wisdom:
[I]"Even if it's clean at first glance, the last piss drop will wet your pants"[/I]
Since that day I don't bother in wiping it after taking a piss unless it's dirty. Besides, I already clean it each time I take a shower :v:[/QUOTE]
I prefer:
[I]"No matter how hard you shake your peg.
At least 1 drop will go down your leg."[/I]
EVERY DAMN TIME.
[QUOTE=amcfaggot;38874726]i clean my penis the same way i clean my ears, i stick a q-tip way down in it until the other cotton end is just barely visible, then i yank it forcefully out and observe the color[/QUOTE]
hnnnnggg
why did i read through this whole thread?
[QUOTE=papaya;38856919]gotta stick the tissue right in there to clean it all out[/QUOTE]
[t]http://www.kaplanco.com/blog/image.axd?picture=2012%2F5%2Fbubbles2.jpg[/t]
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