• Do you wipe your dick after you take piss?
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I milk it like an utter.
[QUOTE=amcfaggot;38874726]i clean my penis the same way i clean my ears, i stick a q-tip way down in it until the other cotton end is just barely visible, then i yank it forcefully out and observe the color[/QUOTE] Reading this physically hurt my penis. [editline]s[/editline] also wipe your dicks you dirty fucks [editline]s[/editline] a clean phallus is a healthy phallus
Only if sexytime is ensuing. If you're using cheap toilet paper and you're not careful you get bits of paper all over your cock. That's never fun.
I just use my underwear to wipe with
If I'm at home all day, I wash it about three to five times a day, "wipe" each time I urinate. Also, I don't use urinals because I don't want anyones piss splattering from a urinal on my manhood or my clothes, I know I'm very weird for not enjoying this. Especially personal: I even wash my hand [I]every[/I] time I go to the bathroom.
[QUOTE=Robbobin;38881104]Only if sexytime is ensuing. If you're using cheap toilet paper and you're not careful you get bits of paper all over your cock. That's never fun.[/QUOTE] feel like im waxing my dick after i've just had a cracking wank and just whack on the tissue
spin it like a helicopter
I wipe it on the walls of my mothers vagina
If you're a guy I don't know why you'd have to, or even benefit from it.
I don't wipe it when I'm at home by myself, but I do wipe it the days before I go to my girlfriend's, and I do the same when I'm at her place. She has to stick her face on it, so I keep it clean and trimmed for it to be enjoyable.
so many dumbs, we're fuck'd. man the cannons men!
[QUOTE=Jocke;38905332]so many dumbs, we're fuck'd. man the cannons men![/QUOTE] prepare to wipe your cannon
Who wipes their dick? Honestly. One or two shakes are always efficient unless you have supernatural adhesive urine
[QUOTE=JesterUK;38856223]Every time. Otherwise you get piss in your pants, even if you shake.[/QUOTE] I find that if I shake AND squeeze, I have no need to wipe.
The moisture of the piss will put a hole in the toilet paper making it stick to the tip of your dick.
I use a maple tree leaf.... Fuck yeah canada
I thought I was the only one. Nice to see I have something in common with some of you guys.
On the nearest infant
[QUOTE=ShaneAlvarado;38915879]Nice to see I have something in common with some of you guys.[/QUOTE] this is never a good thing to say on facepunch this is not a desirable state of being
And I thought I were the only one, also I piss while kneeling and lay my dick on the toilet
[QUOTE=Sebixxx;38920995]And I thought I were the only one, also I piss while kneeling and lay my dick on the toilet[/QUOTE] You must have a very very low toilet/be very tall/huge dick. Since you're on the internet, I'm guessing the last because apparently everyone male on the internet is deformed. [IMG]http://meta.filesmelt.com/downloader.php?file=big_dick_problems_1.png[/IMG]
It's interesting how the vote statistic bars look like an erect penis. Even the real scenario of unequal balls is represented.
[QUOTE=OnDemand;38931957]It's interesting how the vote statistic bars look like an erect penis. Even the real scenario of unequal balls is represented.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/wRZYD.png[/IMG] Either I'm mutated, or you've not seen a penis. That is not how any penis looks ever.
[QUOTE=CaptainHijacks;38932095][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/wRZYD.png[/IMG] Either I'm mutated, or you've not seen a penis. That is not how any penis looks ever.[/QUOTE] Well if you look at it from the side then I agree, it shouldn't. But if you look at it as if you were looking at the genitals from above one could interpret the first bar as one testicle and the two bars at the bottom as another testicle, this one being wider but shorter than the first testicle.
[QUOTE=OnDemand;38932337]Well if you look at it from the side then I agree, it shouldn't. But if you look at it as if you were looking at the genitals from above one could interpret the first bar as one testicle and the two bars at the bottom as another testicle, this one being wider but shorter than the first testicle.[/QUOTE] Is your right testicle more than twice as large as your left..? I'm very worried for you now, mate.
[img]http://memearchive.net/memerial.net/3918/the-last-drop-is-mine.jpg[/img] This is why I wipe every now and then.
why the fuck would you wipe your dick?
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