• Post here before you take a shit
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Title says it all. Before you take a shit make a post here. When you're finish, edit your post and say how long it took and describe your shit if you want to. Ok I just finished. Took about 15 minutes. I didn't take a look because that always makes me throw up. It felt nice though.
This will be an amazing thread full of marvelous stories.
Oh, this is gonna be a wet one. Edit: About 2 minutes of extreme gas release, and 3 minutes of vein popping and intensive shit pushing . I say it went pretty well.
[QUOTE=Shawnald;17789365]This will be an amazing thread full of marvelous stories.[/QUOTE] I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
Brb forcing my self to poop
Just ate 2 Apples, give it a minute. [editline]12:59AM[/editline] Fuck I have to go Piss. [editline]01:00AM[/editline] Fuck you, Schroedinger.
Back, my pooping felt very painful and I felt like I had diarrhea.
I'm posting but I will tell if it all came out all right. It was quite painful. Exausting. Green. When I flushed the toilet it scared me because the water started getting higher and I thought it was going to overflow but it didn't.
Earlier today I went to take a shit, but then I didn't have to anymore
Felt cramps all day in school today, i got home, it came out in about 2 seconds... and i mean all of it. Looked like peas on a plate, looks tasty... green liquid with some chunks here and there. That shit smelled like shit.
Oh god I'll be posting here alot. I shit around 6 times a day.
Constipation feels like a knife wiggling down in your intestines, it'll happen to you if you don't get enough fiber.
OP is Bob Rehahn, js.
I am posting on here while i take a shit. Does that count? Because the bowels have yet to release the fecal matter. So technically it's before the past tense of taking a shit. So i have yet to take the shit, nor have i tooken the shit. I am shitting still.
I just shit my pants. feels good man
What's wrong with you people? 15 minutes to take a shit? What the fuck, when I need to go I sit down and it comes out like a machine gun, in a few seconds.
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;17801785]What's wrong with you people? 15 minutes to take a shit? What the fuck, when I need to go I sit down and it comes out like a machine gun, in a few seconds.[/QUOTE] I guess that's why they call you Elec[b]bullet[/b] :smug:
God I'm going to love this thread, this will fill my boring moments.
Just took a shit, It was all sticky and got caught in my ass hair so I was there for more than a half hour. Wait... I just realized what that sounds like
I took an average shit today. There was, however, so much it almost overflowed when I flushed and got sucked down the pipe. Nothing special to report, took a few moments as usually.
oh god it burnsss
Archive has RING STING!!!
I'm on my way now. Might get ugly because I had some nasty KFC earlier Ugh... Well it wasn't liquid shits, but it wasn't much better. It was a mostly normal poop, but there was a real clinger at the end, so I had to wipe 'bout 50,000 times, and it's left me with an assholish kind of pain that gives me a disinclination to sit back down.
I feel like I do have to shit but I don't want to shit. Maybe I should eat some popcorn and I would shit. :buddy:
People have told me that popcorn tends to prevent you from shitting a bit.
There's a storm a brewing...
shit just hit the fan
okay ate a shit ton of homemade cookies now I have to poop oh god I don't think I can make it ffffff
brb takin shit EDIT: k im back, wasnt much.
I just took a shit. I've been eating chili a lot so my butthole was burning.
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