I am laughing so hard I HAD to post.
Will post results like above.
If I shit I watch south park the whole time on an iPod while doing word search puzzles.
[editline]08:32PM[/editline]
Wait there's a proper way to take a shit?
Okay back, the poop was very brown and liquidly that's all I have to state. :downs:
[editline]07:51PM[/editline]
WOW it took me 30 minutes to shit.. ahaaa.
[QUOTE=The golden;17803442]What is with all the comments about burning-shits and other ass related pains?
Can you guys not shit properly?[/QUOTE]
this is a man who knows his shit
brb taking a shit
Alright it took about 4 minutes. Relatively normal. Nothing interesting to report here.
I'm taking a shit right now, with my laptop, never eat an entire bag of dill pickle sunflower seeds in 10 minutes, my ass it cut up
[QUOTE=DuraFlex;17804030]my ass it cut up[/QUOTE]
:cawg:
Quick one, well-digested, Looked like a Very Large Worm.
I was playing L4D again.
[QUOTE=The golden;17803442]What is with all the comments about burning-shits and other ass related pains?
Can you guys not shit properly?[/QUOTE]
Its normal for a person who doesn't shit out of their asshole for 6 months for it to burn alot when you start shitting again. Don't go there with me, [b]3 years of checking every shit I've taken for any blood etc.[/b]
Dick.
Looks like a big one I'll come back in a hour and report in
[editline]08:04PM[/editline]
I had one piece of shit as long and thick as a banana. :iia:
Corn? I don't remember eating any corn!
You know Pod I guess I'm your evil Twin.
And his first clone.
[editline]09:19PM[/editline]
Oh wait nevermind.
[url]http://cufx.org/page225029.aspx?print=Y[/url]
How does everyone get such god like shits?
Mine as like fucking rabbit droppings
[QUOTE=ababs362;17851344]Its normal for a person who doesn't shit out of their asshole for 6 months for it to burn alot when you start shitting again.[/QUOTE]
uh
Anybody got some Chipotlaway?
[quote=matix;17855950]anybody got some chipotlaway?[/quote]
thissssssss.
I don't think I've ever seen the word shit used so many times.
[QUOTE=Antonahill;17857726]I don't think I've ever seen the word shit used so many times.[/QUOTE]
Shit, you're right.
My ribs rose and I sucked in my guts as I felt the large turd passing through my asscheeks. It was plump and had a little corn in it and smelt like... well... shit.
I thought I was going to shit but it was just one of those empty shits. Where you feel like there's a shit, but there isn't really and you're just sitting on the toilet for a few minutes patiently....
No wait, it was a shit. I just went agian, 30 seconds waiting on the toilet, then it got a bit wet towards the end. It broke and there was an almighty splash, I jumped up, wiped my arse and inspected the damage, but the shit was tiny. Only 3 inches long...Most Pertobatory...
ok gotta go. had some Sweet and Sour Chicken and Pork balls with Roast Pork Verticetti (or something that starts with a V) Chinese food
oh god and part of a Big Mac.
I can feel it in my stomach. eeerrghhh not gonna be nice BRB UNLOADING
eehh one big long and thick one
yah know kinda goupy like it hangs onto all your anal pubes afterwards? eehh shower time
I sewed my asshole closed.
And kept feedng myself and FEEDIN myself
Until i just fuckin exploded!
Haha this thread is great! There was this one time yesterday that I shit so much that it actually clogged the toilet. Just big brown logs.
Jesus. My shit felt rubbery ass it slid out. :iia:
Note: Floaters = high fat content
psot
[QUOTE=Mechanical_Chicken;17997510]Note: Floaters = high fat content[/QUOTE]
good im not a bad eater then. never had a floater in my life.
at least I dont think
brb going to poop.
[editline]12:00AM[/editline]
i need a plunger. :(
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