• Post here before you take a shit
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I'm fixing to grab my book and take a big fat nasty. I'll notify everybody in three to five business days of how it goes.
Man, just took one of the best shits I have ever had.. It was huuuge and felt awesome! It was like...not long...but big and in many pieces... :v: I may be oversharing, but..I dont Care :v:
mine come out fast and LARGE :smug:
boys, ill be here a lot, took 2 today, werent that good, just little ones, but had a huge dinner, tmro probably
I'm bookmarking this shit. [sp]I maed pun reat me funne.[/sp]
Gah why did i hold it for this long ughghgnhh Edit Result: I made one giant push, then FPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPT. It was only gas, the urge to poop went away, and I only peed a little. :(
You fuckers quit bumping it after I'm done.
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;17789467]I haven't laughed that hard in a while.[/QUOTE] Name fits.
Damn, found this too late. //:=(
I took a shit earlier today... Read the shampoo bottles, lather, rinse, repeat. Then I played with my little siblings bath-time dolls. Cool hummer.
I'm turtle heading. Does that count? [editline]04:01AM[/editline] Wait, I have diarrhoea so i'll be posting in here a bit
This thread is the shit
brb shit
About to go take my night time shit. Then going to bed.
Ok I really have to go bad. Ive had chinese food earlier, and have been getting alot of gas. It doesnt help that I have a crazy fast metabolism. I feel the gurgles, and am trying to remain calm. I expect diarrhea of some sort. RESULT: Well, it started out with the initial soggy farts that come out when you first push, then all of a sudden alot of soft "chain poop" slid out at a high rate, enough to make the toilet water splash on my butt. There were smaller chains that came out, followed by a little nugget which came out after. All in all, a 4/10. I was expecting a fireworks show, not a chain gang.
I loled
[QUOTE=BaconNightmare;18021551]Ok I really have to go bad. Ive had chinese food earlier, and have been getting alot of gas. It doesnt help that I have a crazy fast metabolism. I feel the gurgles, and am trying to remain calm. I expect diarrhea of some sort. RESULT: Well, it started out with the initial soggy farts that come out when you first push, then all of a sudden alot of soft "chain poop" slid out at a high rate, enough to make the toilet water splash on my butt. There were smaller chains that came out, followed by a little nugget which came out after. All in all, a 4/10. I was expecting a fireworks show, not a chain gang.[/QUOTE] sounds like a great shit.
just had a shittageddon
holy shit I saw this thread RIGHT before i was gonna take a shit. coincidence?
Oh man I had a damn blow out.
brb
I decided to post [b]whilst[/b] having a shit. First squeeze was unsuccessful. Pissing.. .. .. Still pissing.. .. .. Pissing stopped. Started to push. A shit has started to near my anus. It's coming out. Quite a big one. Hurts a bit. "Plop!" "Plop!" "Po" "Fart" Another shit is on it's way. Easier than the other one. Don't even need to push. Sliding out. "Plop!" "Stands up, wipes arse three times" "Flushes toilet."
[QUOTE=Armybrother;18071566]holy shit I saw this thread RIGHT before i was gonna take a shit. coincidence?[/QUOTE] Avatar matches.
Time for some shittin' action
Once when I took a dump, it felt as if my asshole was on fire. I checked "down below" in the toilet and I noticed that the shit was releasing gases of some sort. I could actually SEE the smoke coming out from the pile of shit. Looked a bit yellow/greenish. Now that's weird.
smoke? you mean steam?
[QUOTE=Hammertime;19193016]smoke? you mean steam?[/QUOTE] Perhaps you are correct, it's hard to describe. Some sort of green/yellowish smoke was from the top of the pile of shit. Perhaps it was steam though.
sulfuric smoke I guess, it was a shit from hell
[QUOTE=Hammertime;19193062]sulfuric smoke I guess, it was a shit from hell[/QUOTE] Sure was. :devil: Another time when I took a dump, I had diarrhea and the shit was sort of transparent. :S
can happen, I once shit water
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