Describe your favorite game and make it sound as shitty as possible. - General

beyond good and evil: no hats, 0/10

[QUOTE=Chaplin;36116124]Who? Sobotnik? Sounds more like LMAO pics.[/QUOTE] Saxton Hale actually, but now that you mention it... [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/soboxtonhale.png[/img] good lord, the resemblance is uncanny

Age of Empires, send swarms of brainless old men to the enemy, and convince them to join your side by yelling WOLOLO at them [QUOTE][video=youtube;3upCQ4ED84o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3upCQ4ED84o[/video][/QUOTE]

[B]Worms -[/B] Fall off a 1 metre high "building" and lose the rest of your turn.

So there's that game, it's a kind of turn based strategy game with worms, it has pretty shitty graphics and you have to kill each other using overcomplicated weapons, most of them being useless since the main strategy is to hide and call a meteor shower that destroys half of the map and has a 50% chance to kill everyone. It's even less fun when played online since most servers block this meteor shower weapon and force you to do retarded tricks with some kind of unrealistic grappling hook before being able to blow shit up. [editline]29th May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=SoSicklyAwesome;36116247][B]Worms -[/B] Fall off a 1 metre high "building" and lose the rest of your turn.[/QUOTE] fuck

DayZ - You run for hours just to be shot in the face by bandits after having spent the last days collecting food. Or lose all your stuff to some glitch. That is, if you actually get to play the game if you dont get stuck on "Waiting for server response"

[B]Guitar Hero 3[/B] - Barely pass Through the Fire and Flames on easy with your plastic guitar and pretend you can play like Slash; also there's boobs and a transvestite from the 1980s

League of legends - you run around as fucking cartoon characters and kill eachother in a stupid forest

[b]Guild Wars[/b] - Shitty WoW clone that doesn't even have other people outside the cities [b]Guild Wars 2[/b] - Shitty WoW clone that does have other people outside the cities

Fallout: New Vegas You go around the desert plinking animals to death with weak-ass BB-guns and after hours of walking you hit invisible walls. The game is also so glitchy it's unplayable. [sp]Not that far from the truth in some cases[/sp]

[B]DayZ[/B] - You spend 2 hours walking around and then someone kills you for your beans

Sniper Elite V2 - Terrible FPS game with the worst hitboxes and shooting mechanics ever.

one1 time in half life? io was pressing the button and killign people and spooky monsters everywhere! oh yea and i kiled the scinetists fuk them the y arent doing their work anyways??????????

[B]Rig Of Rods[/B] - You drive shit into walls and repeat.

ARMA2 - it's fucking gay, every time I try to use a well established tactic that works in CoD I die faster than a gerbil in a speed bag.

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;36116559]Sniper Elite V2 - Terrible FPS game with the worst hitboxes and shooting mechanics ever.[/QUOTE] can't even 360 no scope worst game ever

Jak 3 - Build up your guns and drive in the desert with the most annoying ass ferret ever.

[b][u]SUPER MARIO GALAXY[/b][/u] 100% identical to mario 64 what were they thinking great job nintendo

[B]Minecraft[/B] - You try to play with people telling you to give them all your stuff or they will ban you, also you get blown up by creepers all the time and the game is kinda crappy made so you crash alot if you have a weak computer

you run around ancient china looking for an old man who betrays you when you save him

[B]Gran Turismo 5[/B] - Drive shit, fell asleep.

[B]Halo[/B] - You run around in a tight mechanical suit, killing innocent soldiers that were assigned by their government, just doing their job, and being treated as animals only because of their appearance and lack of linguistic skills.

[b]Battlefield 3[/b] - Death by flashlights.

NetHack - A game with no graphics in which you mash on the keypad and then die. Permanently.

[B]Dear Esther[/B] - All you do is walk and listen to this annoying guy talking about some shit I didn't even bother to understand - too many long words. There's no action either. This is a fucking First Person game running on the Source Engine, [I]and there's [B]no guns![/B][/I]

Deus Ex: Everyone talks like they're in a 80's B-movie, everything takes place in generic cyber-punk cities, if you don't remember to save every 5 seconds you can lose hours of progress. Also, the sun doesn't exist anymore.

Half-Life 2: Main goal for most of the game is running the fuck away, only stopping to kill pursuers or the occasional required stop. Only halfway through do you actually get to fight back. Riddled with loads of cinematic cutscenes that you can still move through, that makes you wonder why they didn't just put regular cutscenes that you could skip to begin with.

[b]NetHack[/b] - You can die from kicking a wall.

[B]Portal 2[/B] - A dumbass named Wheatley wakes you up at the start of the game. Your main goal is to escape a huge, pointless research facility by shooting portals at white surfaces.

Armed Assault - Walk/drive thousands of kilometers (in singleplayer also with awful ai mates), try not to get bugged in objects and then get shot without even to know where the shot came from.Repeat.