Describe your favorite game and make it sound as shitty as possible. - General

[b]OpenTTD:[/b] A bank has decided to give you $200 000 loan and you decided, for some reason, to found a transport company. Go bankrupt a month before your first slow-ass train arrives to offload station for the first time.

[B]Soul Reaver[/B]: Wandering around some confusing run down shithole and doing endless block puzzles. You also can't just kill enemies, you have to eat their soul as well, it's annoying as fuck.

[B]Skyrim:[/B] Escape from jail again only to be forced to climb a mountain, become a priest guy and kill stuff.

[B]Mass Effect:[/B] Talk a whole fucking lot and get to shoot some people for a couple minutes inbetween conversation.

[b]Killing Floor:[/b] You are trying to kill a bunch of weird mutants in this old, ugly game that steals quite a few ideas from L4D series. There is no story or plot, you are just dropped in the middle of a random location. The only way to finish the map is surviving long enough and killing this bastard child of a tentacle monster and an armed cyborg.

[b]Max Payne 3:[/b] The game has some serious performance issues when you press the right bumper or right analog stick, it makes the game run incredibly slowly

[b]S.T.A.L.K.E.R.(any of the three games):[/b] Obvious copy of Fallout 3. Has shitty graphics and the voice acting is horrible.

[B]Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee:[/B] You play as an alien who rolls around on the ground and makes fart noises while your employers try to eat you

[B]MineCraft[/B] A shit game with shit graphics were everything is made out of stupid squares, you spend all your time getting diamonds and then a green penis blows up and you quit

[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;36120594][b]Killing Floor:[/b] You are trying to kill a bunch of weird mutants in this old, ugly game that steals quite a few ideas from L4D series. There is no story or plot, you are just dropped in the middle of a random location. The only way to finish the map is surviving long enough and killing this bastard child of a tentacle monster and an armed cyborg.[/QUOTE] I'm guessing you're joking but I hate when people SERIOUSLY think Killing Floor stole ideas from L4D. If anything it's the other way around since Killing Floor was a mod back in 2004 before L4D was even an idea. I'm sure I didn't need to say anything but it just bothers me so much I felt the need to do so.

[b]League of Legends:[/b] Basically a dumbed down moba, or multiplayer online battle arena. Most of the skills are completely unimaginative with no design thought behind any of them. Despite having such a wide variety of characters to pick, its the equivalent of most FPS or RPGs where there is one or a few godly choices and the rest are slightly poorer versions of that. The graphics are shit, and despite being babby's first MOBA, it still has such a steep learning curve that even the pros are shit. Balance is an atrocity, and the game's creators are even more unskilled in THEIR OWN GAME than the actual playerbase. The meta is so firm that it sticks out like an erection, and anyone not absolutely unwholly devoting their existence to it GETS BANNED. Don't even get me started on the bugs and the server performance. It's got a horrific community, easily one of the worst, which is annoying for a team game. I'd even stretch so far as to say its worse than calladooty. fuck why do i even enjoy it

[QUOTE=Bound;36121028]I'm guessing you're joking but I hate when people SERIOUSLY think Killing Floor stole ideas from L4D. If anything it's the other way around since Killing Floor was a mod back in 2004 before L4D was even an idea. I'm sure I didn't need to say anything but it just bothers me so much I felt the need to do so.[/QUOTE] -snip- My bad.

[B]TF2:[/B] Everyone runs around with minguns, rocket launchers, noob tubes and shotguns. There are no assault rifles, and the sniper doesn't kill everything with a single headshot, WTF. Plus everyone shits on you for not having some gay ass lime green top hat that pukes out confetti.

[QUOTE=Bound;36121028]I'm guessing you're joking but I hate when people SERIOUSLY think Killing Floor stole ideas from L4D. If anything it's the other way around since Killing Floor was a mod back in 2004 before L4D was even an idea. I'm sure I didn't need to say anything but it just bothers me so much I felt the need to do so.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I was joking about that part. It also annoys me when someone calls other zombie games shit L4d clones. By the way, if I had used Dead Frontier as an example instead of L4D, it would have made more sense, because the current 3D version seems quite heavily inspired by KF.

Team Fortress 2 Hats.

[QUOTE=Zoran;36121523]Team Fortress 2 Hats.[/QUOTE] Doesn't sound shitty enough.

Unusual Hats. [editline]29th May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=elevate;36116667]one1 time in half life? io was pressing the button and killign people and spooky monsters everywhere! oh yea and i kiled the scinetists fuk them the y arent doing their work anyways??????????[/QUOTE] hafl lif spokd my guts oawff.

[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;36121167]Yeah, I was joking about that part. It also annoys me when someone calls other zombie games shit L4d clones. By the way, if I had used Dead Frontier as an example instead of L4D, it would have made more sense, because the current 3D version seems quite heavily inspired by KF.[/QUOTE] Heh, a friend said that there weren't any games with zombies as enemies except Call of Duty. This is the guy that skipped two days worth of finals revision classes because of double xp.

[b]Metroid Prime:[/b] you just walk around doing fuck all apart from killing worthless monsters, scanning shit and you don't even see samus' boobs 0/10 would not play

[B]Metal Gear Solid 4:[/B] :words:

[B]Counter-Strike[/B] (Not my fav game but whatever):Pick T or CT and end up dying faster than you can say fuck and also have wait 1 hour for the campers to die each round so fun.

[B]Warcraft III[/B] - Rush with night elves and complain when the random damage ranges cause you to lose; play the exciting map choices of DOTA, proto-LoL, and Battleships: Dumbed Down Edition

[b]Assassins creed 2[/b] you're dressed in a dress which is suppose to be cool, you also have to wait to kill someone and cant kill by just rushing in, your game stops halfway thru to play as someone in the real world, which doesnt make sence and the game ends as cliffhanger.

[B]Asura's Wrath[/B]- You can't skip the cutscenes because the game would be over in two minutes.

[b]Red Orchestra 2[/b] - The singleplayer's not worth it and the multiplayer gives you either PTSD or an intense hatred of everything alive that will end in you getting pumped full with bullets and falling out of a window from a tall building while on fire.

[QUOTE=Drury;36121642]Doesn't sound shitty enough.[/QUOTE] People waste time and money trying to get hats and cosmetic items, and will waste even MORE time to get those exact same items, but with "unusual" or "genuine" before the name.

[B]TimeSplitters -[/B] This game desperately tries to make sense at times, but quickly ruins that with cartoony shit and humor. It feels like a rip off of Goldeneye with lasers, aliens and zombies. The death match has content that has no coherence. You can kill a military guy with a minigun while playing as a god damn monkey throwing bricks. You can't see your feet when you look down and the graphics weren't that good for the time period. This game seemed confused as if it didn't know what it wanted to be; one level you were in a big mansion, the next you're somehow somewhere completely different.

[b]Fallout 2[/b]: You walk around an ugly brown wasteland, get constantly swarmed by groups of enemies with overpowered automatic shotguns, and any sort of interaction with people has you stare at a wall of words. Also the combat consists of two dudes plinking away at each other until one of them falls.

Also, there's a 1990's American teenage girl who dresses like today's Euro-sluts.

[B]The Saboteur:[/B] You play as a dirty drunk irishman in the faggot country of France during ww2 and you kill generic nazis yet again, while you help french faggots. The devs were also lazy and didn't colour the game, leaving it all black & white, jeez we're in the 21th century