Describe your favorite game and make it sound as shitty as possible. - General

[B]Cave Story[/B]: Run through generic caves to get items that are only shitty upgrades of whatever you just used.

[B]Kingdom Hearts:[/B] You’re some crappy anime kid and you keep button mashing your way till the end while playing games with winnie the pooh, little mermaid, and other wonderful disney characters [B] The World Ends With You:[/B] you’re some generic japanese emo hipster that pairs with a whore, a flamboyant kid and a japan-american-rapper wannabe as you practically mutilate the touch screen of your DS [B]Okami: [/B]You’re a poorly drawn wolf in a poorly drawn world with people that only talk by squeaks in order to defeat the same boss 3 times and be a zelda try-hard [B]Bastion: [/B]3D guy in outdated 2D world with an old guy relating every single step you do [B]Kid Icarus Uprising:[/B] You’re a cupid wannabe with weird controls and witty nerd jokes with a 25-years old plot

You're a man made out of paper and you have to save the world from a fire breathing turtle also made out of paper by doing nothing but traveling to highly cliche worlds and doing highly cliche things. The game looks like it's for babies. There's a sequel too. Replace fire breathing turtle with evil organization. Even more cliches. Recycled concepts from the first game. Enjoy.

[b]Shadow of the Colossus:[/b] You're this japanese guy on a horse that must rescue this pricess in a coma. To do this you must spend hours and hours riding your horse around, looking for this huge monsters which you must climb like a flea or something, monsters which conveniently run around with their weak spots out in the open, which even glow bright, like if anyone would go out with their ballsack out and even marked a target on it with a red marker.

[B]Professor Layton[/B]: Push all the buttons until you get it right.

So uhm... It's a first person shooter, okay? And like. Well, you're part of this-.. This multinational task-force, on a operation to stop some ultranationalistic eastern europeans from like, taking over the world or some shit. Yeah.. Uh... You have like, a ton of the most state-of-the-art weapons, and a bunch of attatchments and gadgets for each, think extended magazines, supressors, full metal jacket ammo, ACOG scopes-... Hell, you can even get this thing that detects heartbeats. So you travel around the world, going to places like South America, USA, some arctic region and shit like that. [sp]I really do love Rainbow Six 3, though. Yeah, you thought it was MW2? No, you moron. That game's shit.[/sp]

Play on a server until it is broken by an update or DDoS'd until the owner's quit.

[B]COMPANY OF HEROES[/B]:Jesus, Conrad, tie your fucking laces.

[B]Team Fortress 2[/B] Literally the worst game I've played in my entire life. It's way more complicated and it's far as realistic as CoD. All my friends at school told me it was fun so I tried it but it's GAY!!! And everyone that plays it is GAY!!! There's nothing to do, it's just so unrealistic and GAY!!! And there are GAY hats with GAY effects wich I will never afford.

[B]Terraria[/B]: You run around in 2D Minecraft and get wood for a house. You beat the shit out of the first two bosses then fucked by the third.

Team Fotress 2: You get stuck with dipshits who didn't pay to play and you lose alot.

[b]Metroid Prime:[/b] It's a First Person Shooter with more walking and jumping than shooting. [b]Donkey Kong Country 2:[/b] It's a bland Mario clone where you play a monkey instead. [b]Shadow of the Colossus:[/b] Empty. There is nothing in this game, it is literally a game where you spend hours upon hours just riding a horse around in an empty grassland. [b]Deus Ex: Human Revolution:[/b] Horrible cover-based shooter that is impossibly hard, because you die in like two shots. [b]Red Dead Redemption:[/b] It's GTA but without the cars or cheats. I had too much fun with this, so I had to my top 5 instead of just my number 1.

[B]X-Com: UFO Defense/UFO: Enemy Unknown:[/B] You're the leader of this multi-national taskforce, see, in 1999. Aliens are invading. They're vastly overpowered, you cant use their guns, and your troops will almost always die in one hit. And then the Terror Sites start showing up, and that's when you lose your plane. It also has a boring and slow combat system known as "Turn Based Strategy" for Combat, and a super slow Earth View called the "Geoscape". Then a Very Large UFO shows up, you think your puny Interceptors can get it? Nope. They get blown to bits. Then it lands and invades your base in an unavoidable mission! Then, when you start, all you get are Ammo Clips because of how you bought too many. And then, you see this Black Alien thingy. It turns your men into Zombies and you get a Game Over.

[B]Killing floor:[/B] what can i say? a very realistic harry enfield simulator where you shoot muny out of your dick.

[b]Earthbound[/b]- You play as a ten year old kid, you team up with a nerd, some bitch, and a guy named fucking "Poo" and eventually fight a talking pule of puke on a quest to stop some kinda bad guy or something.

Kingdom Under Fire: Heroes: A Lord of the Rings ripoff with stupidly high escalating difficulty, shallow rts elements, and pointless statistics. Also has one of the smallest fan bases out there. Oh god, I'm sorry, KuF, even pretending to hate you hurts...

I wanna be the guy: Lose alot, never win, suck massive dicks all day long.

[B]The Binding of Isaac:[/B] A game inspired by the bible where you play a small naked boy that cries a lot

[B]Bioshock (spoilers):[/B] land in some shitty underwater city and get ordered around by an Irish guy whilst killing little mutant girls, fucked up mutants and big metal diving suits with drills til you find the founder of the shitty city and [sp]find out your life is a lie[/sp]then you find out [sp]the Irish guy betrays you[/sp]then you fight some hench, bald, blue Dr. Manhattan lookalike but you don't even kill him,[sp]little girls finish him off[/sp].

KotOR - Your shit gets wrecked, and you're stuck on a planet. This girl gets kidnapped, and you gotta go [i]aaaaaaallll[/I] around town looking for her. For hours. With a guy who doesn't trust you for reasons he refuses to share, a whiny teenager, and a Chewbacca impersonator that doesn't say shit. Then, you find her and save her ass, then she treats you like shit and says she rescued her own ass. You go back to your shitty apartment, and get bitched at some more. Carth and you manage to pull the log out of her ass, though. Then you get told that your shit sucks and you could only do it because ~the force~. Then you meet up with a badass who makes you go spend like half of your fucking money on a robot that you use once and never again. Then you break off the planet while everyone dies, and you get stuck on a farm world! Hope you like talking, because Jedi Masters [i]LOOOOOVE[/i] to not shut the fuck up. As soon as you get there, someone starts bitching at you. Fabulous! Least you get force powers! Now that you have them, you can use them on...dogs. If it lets you use them through your armor, that is. You run into Catwoman, the most easily defeated dark jedi ever. Then you play therapist for like thirty minutes. You can smell her razor blades. So then she gets all better, you run back, and then the Jedi Masters tell you to go play Indiana Jones. So you destroy some oddly powerful droids, solve the easiest fucking puzzle ever, and get the Treasure Map. Then, you finally get to leave, but you get stopped by a fucking asshole talking 'bout creatures you don't give a SHIT about. Then you're finally free to go accumulate more people to whine at you, such as a killer robot, my Grandpa, and Catwoman.

Diablo 1-3 - "This point and click adventure sucks!"

[QUOTE=Janek566;36130470][B]Killing floor:[/B] what can i say? a very realistic harry enfield simulator where you shoot muny out of your dick.[/QUOTE] Sorry but you're supposed make it sound shit, not awesome.

[B]EVE Online:[/B] Take three years to learn how to play the game, only to get swarmed by a blob of drunken bastards while your friends sit and laugh or shoot at you along with them. Also, you'll lose every single battle because that guy who you think will be easy to kill has more assholes waiting to jump you.

[b]Grand Theft Auto IV[/b] ~life is complicated i killd pipol smuggled people sold people blah blah blah whine whine whine~

[b]Tomba! and Tomba! 2[/b] You run around as a shirtless boy with pink hair and kill swine to save your grandfathers bracelet. BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET.

[QUOTE=Hidole555;36115950][B]Garry's Mod[/B] - Play with little kids until you get banned from the server.[/QUOTE] more like garry's mod - join ttt, sethhack kiddies everywhere

[B]Sonic 2[/B] You play as a blue furry that gets followed by a yellow furry underage faggot to save some furrys that are in machines and you have to fight a fat dood to win the game

[B]Frozen Synapse[/B]: You tell mindless clones to walk and look at things. The DLC's major appeal is adding the color red to it. You can play online with a staggering community of 3 people who never send their turns after turn 2.

[b]Bioshock[/b].... can't do it.

[QUOTE=Sardonus;36134656][b]Bioshock[/b].... can't do it.[/QUOTE] You're in a shitty city filled with drugs, drug users, and people fighting for and because of said drugs (not Mexico City)