Describe your favorite game and make it sound as shitty as possible. - General

[B]Mechwarrior:[/B] You lug around in hunks of metal until you find someone to shoot lasers at until they fall over

[b]Navyfield:[/b] You grind day and night to get a slightly bigger sprite of a warship which shoots orange dots a little more quickly and nullifies your opponents health bar faster than before. And every player screams at you when you don't scout with your rather expensive fighters.

Skyrim: Go on dumb walks in the countryside and fight magical goblins and dragons. MGS4: Interactive film that takes 40 minutes to install.

Disgaea: You play as either a midget brat, a naive paladin-esque demon hunter (how cliche), a troublemaker with an annoying high-pitched voice or a vampire with a werewolf servant. All the games are pretty much the same nonsense of taking turns moving your people around a grid-based field and attack bad guys until no one is left. [sp]That hurt me.[/sp]

Tried to do one for Uncharted 3 but can't actually think of anything bad. [editline]31st May 2012[/editline] Awwwwh you ruined my auto-merge!

[b]Tribes: Ascend -[/b] Be too poor to afford any decent weapons, and get the flag walked out from infront of your face while moving 400m/s into a nearby fat guy.

[B]Portal (2)[/B] - You make holes in the walls and walk through them.

[b]League of legends[/b] Every game that isn't 100% premade ends up rolling either retarded teammates, or people that can't stop complaining. Your enemies are always far better unless you have the RARE chance to faceroll an entire team. Also any mexicans that play this game ever are terrible.

[B]Battlefield 3[/B] A game with a high level of graphical fidelity, which is all hidden behind dust and bloom. Later on in development the swedes creating the game noticed this problem and added spotting in the game. So we have a game where you can't see jack shit and you shoot at floating red triangles in hopes of hitting something human. And so much dust. And lense flares. And you are forced to wear goggles trough the entire game and your character never bothers to clean them.

[B]Prince of Persia '08:[/B] Shitty remake, too easy and combat exists of pressing buttons and some quick-time events.

[b]Star Fox[/b] - Furfags in space.

Fallout 3 - Liam Neeson wants a glass of water, so he leaves you locked in a huge metal prison with a maniac who tries to kill you. You don't kill the maniac because his daughter is your friend, and you want to get lucky. You don't. Then, you go off into the irradiated wasteland, and come across a town built around a bomb (only logical course of action for town placement). Immediately you're greeted by a fucking Cowboy, and a chance to reload your save until you can successfully persuade him to pay you a bunch of money to disable the bomb, which turns out to be the easiest fucking thing ever. In fact, I'm not convinced there wasn't an off switch. Anyway, you get the shittiest shack that nobody wanted as a reward. You head over to Craterside Supply to meet the most fucking annoying person in the whole damn game. All house upgrades cost three times the amount of money in your pockets. Moira offers you to go grocery shopping at the local Death-Mart for her, and gives you a dirty version of your clothes, with shit duct tapped on to it. You might have noticed a severe lack of actual Dad-find. That's because the main character treats it with the same urgency that you would treat a lost...I don't know. A pencil? Anyway, a douchebag irishman hires you to kill a coke whore, and chances are you spare her and then pickpocket her shit anyway. If you're like me, you kill the irishman while nobody watches. Chances are at this point you bump into my violent alcoholic uncle, a raider who decided to drop that shit and come live by a bomb, and hey, the villagers don't care, it's completely sensible to let a fucking raider into your town. He's kind of a fucking jackass, and charges you like a thousand fucking caps to join you, if you're asshole-ish enough for his tastes, that is. You run around the wasteland doing stupid shit for-fucking-ever, presumably while Liam Neeson experiments with scat or whatever. Everyone treats you like shit, and at the end, [sp]you and Liam Neeson have to die for them.[/sp] Unless you shell out another 10 bucks for an ending that isn't total asscakes, and lets you keep playing.

[b]Tetris:[/b] you stack a bunch of ugly polygons and you will always get s shaped blocks when you least need them which is always

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;36142949]You don't kill the maniac because his daughter is your friend[/QUOTE] I did anyway. Besides, like you said, you don't get lucky, so why even bother. [QUOTE=Mister Sandman;36142949]Immediately you're greeted by a fucking Cowboy, and a chance to reload your save until you can successfully persuade him to pay you a bunch of money to disable the bomb, which turns out to be the easiest fucking thing ever.[/QUOTE] I blew it up instead, that scrapyard was filled with iliterate bastards anyway. Still ended up with good karma for like 90% of the game, that's how shitty it is.

Fallout New Vegas: You're a mailman trying to justify being a mailman by using a cool name (Courier) and you get shot right in the fucking face (like, RIGHT IN THE FUCKING FACE, DAWG) and in total defiance of logic, make a full recovery in just a few days thanks to the magic powers of Doc Mitchell's mustache. [t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/ScreenShot2.png[/t] [Sub]You even get to keep your good looks.[/sub] Then he asks you a bunch of questions you don't give a [i]shit[/i] about, then he gives you his wrist watch (when you turn on it's radio, to your dismay you find out that every song sucks, with the exception of [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFJt_aaCVYA]Blue Moon.[/url] Mmmn, Blue Moon.) and an ugly jumpsuit, and sends you on your way into the town full of annoying ass motherfuckers. Among the all star cast are Easy Pete (who you end up smoking a joint with, I'm pretty sure), and- actually, I like Easy Pete. He's so chill. He couldn't give a shit about two corn cobs. [t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/ScreenShot3.png[/t] [sub]Biggest balls in the west.[/sub] And then you meet Sunny Smiles, who for some reason, doesn't care about giving you a free gun and over a hundred rounds of ammo. Seriously, she doesn't even hesitate, she just [i]gives[/i] you that shit, no questions asked. Then you meet...[B]Chet.[/b] Fuck Chet, Chet's an asshole. He's a dick, but even worse, his voice is just so god damn annoying. If you're like me, you save, unload every bullet you have into him, and reduce him to a bloody pile. Then you take his stuff, because seriously, [i]fuck you, Chet.[/i] Then you meet Ringo, a huge dunkass. He's hiding out from these gang members. Actually, no, he's hiding out from one. The rest haven't even showed up yet. And that one gang member isn't even fucking looking for him, he's just...chilling out by a building, on the other side of town. Ringo could just, y'know, [i]fucking go.[/i] But he doesn't. Instead, he plays fucking cards. So then you have to help his dumb fucking ass, and end up in a gunfight with like, 6 morons. Although, you don't fire any fucking bullets because if you do you get vilified by the Powder Gangers which means you can't do their questline, which is bullshit. After that, the only logical course of action is going after the man who shot you right in the god damn face, since, y'know, it worked out [i]so well[/i] the first time you two crossed paths. In the meantime, you do all kinds of shit. You head over to prison and stealthily kill every motherfucker and take their shit, minus Eddie. You do his quests and when he's like "Hey, go see if the NCR is gearing up to shove a bear flag up my ass." and the NCR is like "Oh, dawg, we are [i]SO[/i] shoving a bear flag up his ass. Wanna come with?'" And you're like fuck yeah, but then, if you're me, you play their asses by saying you'll help the NCR, going over to the prison and talking to Eddie, getting his reward, then you immediately kill the fuck out of him, and hightail it out of there and then get the reward from the NCR, too. That's what I call smooth moves. Also, later on you hang out with Max from A Goofy Movie. [T]http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a125/ArtemisPanthar/Art/Completed%20Works/boonegoof-arte.png[/T] [SUB]No, [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Marsden]seriously.[/url][/sub] As for the rest of the game, you just walk around and talk to fucking cowboys, hang out with the frustratingly shitty government, and kill Romans. [t]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110523205922/fallout/images/thumb/4/44/Decanus2.png/244px-Decanus2.png[/t] [sub]Don't fuck with this...hardcore guy...in a skirt.[/sub]

[b]NHL 12:[/b] You control a hockey team with the combined IQ of 3. In every match you're up against a team built entirely out of the Canadian goverment's top secret Gretzky cloning experiments.

[B]Fifa 12:[/B] You get angry and shout at your television.