• Dick moves in video games.
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I hate playing fighting games with people who just smash the buttons randomly.
I sprayed water on my friend while he was about to cast a lightning attack at low health. (Magicka) He died
In Fallout 3, I buy a bunch of shit from the guy, then kill him and take my money back. Then I take their stuff. After I usually feel bad so I go and donate the money to someplace. Then I proceed to kill them as well and take my money back.
[QUOTE=Recurracy;33949595][img]http://images.wikia.com/ssb/images/b/bc/Pikachu_Thunder_air.png[/img] I think this picture says about enough[/QUOTE] [img]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080601185321/ssb/images/b/b6/NessMagnet.jpg[/img] [img]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080412194431/ssb/images/4/49/Oilpanic_1.jpg[/img] Bitch please.
In Skyrim I give coins to the beggars then pickpocket my money back.
[QUOTE=Recurracy;33949595][img]http://images.wikia.com/ssb/images/b/bc/Pikachu_Thunder_air.png[/img] I think this picture says about enough[/QUOTE] As simple as air-dodging or roll-dodging. Or being anywhere under a platform. What is really a dick move in SSB is knocking an opponent off the stage, and instead of spiking them, you effortlessly jump off the stage yourself and grab the edge so they can't, causing them to fall and die. Or in various Mario Kart games: Blue Shells. How in the hell does hitting the person in 1st place help the person in 8th place? It is just a "fuck you" kind of thing. [editline]29th December 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=GLH;33954678][img]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080601185321/ssb/images/b/b6/NessMagnet.jpg[/img] [img]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080412194431/ssb/images/4/49/Oilpanic_1.jpg[/img] Bitch please.[/QUOTE] Those things catch projectiles. I'm pretty sure that Thunder isn't a projectile. Pikachu's B attack is, but not B-down. Correct me if I'm wrong.
[QUOTE=Ekalektik_1;33929038]I always imagined the dark side path to make more sense. Think of it this way: [sp]Revan rediscovers his identity as one of, if not the, most powerful people in the galaxy. He's offered the chance to reclaim this power. I always imagined Revan's brainwashing to break down after this revelation.[/sp] Actually, because of that, I usually go for the dark path after the second half or so of the game.[/QUOTE] Not exactly. [Sp]I haven't played the game in a long ass time, but from what I remember the entire reason that Revan went dark was because of what he saw when he was presumed dead after the Mandalorian wars. After he was betrayed and had his memories taken away, he had essentially unseen them. This let him continue his course on the path of light during the first game.[/sp]
Back in the day when me and my bro would play Goldeneye 64 split screen, my bro would get up to go to the bathroom and tell me "do not screw with my guy". Needless to say being the evil little brother i was i would proceed to go to him and cover his entire body with remote mines. As soon as he unpaused the game: BOOM. Then he would usually beat me up hahah
[QUOTE=GastricTank;33954954] Those things catch projectiles. I'm pretty sure that Thunder isn't a projectile. Pikachu's B attack is, but not B-down. Correct me if I'm wrong.[/QUOTE] I don't think gay-man-watch's bucket catches it but Ness' bubble absorbs all energy based attacks.
In TF2, there's this constant habit of sapping a dispenser, then hiding, wait for the corresponding Engineer to destroy it, then repeat when they're gone. Part of gameplay, sure, but it's one tactic that's bound to make someone pissed.
In APB, watching novice criminals ram raid shops and load up their van with stolen goods before casually taking the van and driving off. Not as profitable as witnessing, but so much more dickish. Also, waiting at the money launders and calling in an APB just before they get there to cash in their dirty money.
[QUOTE=proch;27440629]I like kicking people in the crotch in Dark Messiah...[/QUOTE] I don't remember posting this but i agree
I remember this classic trick in GTAIV Multiplayer. Me: Hey, far from the island is a secret developer island with everything in the game there! Noobs: Really? Me: You want to go? Noobs: YUS Then I proceed to fly them out to sea where the helicopter blows up and kills us all.
Punching people in the crotch and killing them by doing so in Sr3
[QUOTE=GLH;33954678][img]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080601185321/ssb/images/b/b6/NessMagnet.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] This wasn't even as bad as Prickachu's piece of shit move, this actually required a bit of timing where with Pikachu's down b move you could just spam it all the time, you could even have a platform above you and it'd still work. Fuck that shit. Actually the attack itself isn't that bad. It's when people spam it, that's when shit hits the fan.
One time while playing Halo: Reach some kid on my team was being a dick and randomly melee attacking me so I can easily get killed. Then he ended up getting in an assassination behind me right after melee attacking me, so I threw a plasma grenade on him and killed them both. He raged at me the whole game afterward. The question is: Who was the bigger dick in this situation?
He was
Playing Engineer on HoN and putting 200 mines in one location.
Apparently I'm always a dick in Super Smash Bros since I play as Meta-Knight.
Cyrax's Teleport combined with Grab.
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;33966186]Cyrax's Teleport combined with Grab.[/QUOTE] anything Noob Saibot does.
gauss warthog in halo. end of story
[QUOTE=Stinky;33954804]In Skyrim I give coins to the beggars then pickpocket my money back.[/QUOTE] I took the sane beggar's coin pot in Riften and threw it to the river with the coins while he was ranting about it :v:
Everything that happens in this video [video=youtube;GAabVQ_XkJ4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAabVQ_XkJ4[/video]
[QUOTE=Chubbles;33966470]gauss warthog in halo. end of story[/QUOTE] The halo custom edition map "Coldsnap" gauss hog... it's ridiculous. It is a 30 mm sniper cannon. Actually... halo custom edition is just one giant dick move after another. I love that game.
[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;33966362]anything Noob Saibot does.[/QUOTE] That too.
Earning the achievement "Psychologist" in E.Y.E., where you urge a guy named Tobi to kill himself by talking with him.
I always play as Oddjob in GoldenEye 64 multiplayer. (You have to play the game to see why thats a dick move)
I have a friend who plays like really bad bots in TF2. Shotgunning his sentry and following teammates around shooting them with the syringe gun. I believe he also has a script that automatically suicides when he gets full Uber.
When I am playing some noob in street fighter, and I have a large life lead, I make it so it seems like they are going to get a huge comeback but I just jab them in the face right before they do it and they lose.
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