• Dick moves in video games.
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This isn't really something that a player does, but more something the game does. In Need for Speed: The Run, you have to use gas stations to switch car throughout the Run, which makes sense because it would be weird to suddenly appear in a different car after reaching the next segment. In one part, there is a large section of highway, with a gas station near the beginning. Muscle cars are the best vehicle for highway racing, so naturally you would want to switch to one there. However, after that section it goes into a snowy mountain road, where exotic cars are best and muscle cars are [I]absolutely horrible[/I]. It doesn't give you a gas station until later, during a rival race. Right at the end of the rival race. So if you try to switch cars there so you don't have to slide all over the place in a muscle car anymore, the rival goes flying past you giving no chance of passing him in the next 0.2 miles, making you forced to suffer in the snow for even longer.
Terraria PVP. What's the best weapon, you say? Excalibur? Megashark? No. These suck. I use lava buckets. :trollface:
I used to set satchel charges on those little wooden bridges in battlefield, then detonate them as anyone (including friendlies) were about to go over the bridge on a vehicle, causing them to crash into the cliff and explode themselves.
- Killing old people in GTA 4 and Saints Row 3. - Pissing people off in GTA 4 and getting them arrested. - When the police are after me in SR3, I like to run in front of pedestrians and let them take the bullets for me. - When my themepark in Rollercoaster Tycoon 1 is really popular, I jack up the entry price so much that they can't afford to go on my rides. c:
Also this [IMG]http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af26/a_mutant_hobo/dxhr2012-01-0110-45-54-84.png[/IMG]
The only reason I got fortresscraft was to grief the shit out of little kids' buildings
Flying various jets into Pier 69 in San Andreas to see how many civilians I could kill.
[QUOTE=Recurracy;33963584]This wasn't even as bad as Prickachu's piece of shit move, this actually required a bit of timing where with Pikachu's down b move you could just spam it all the time, you could even have a platform above you and it'd still work. Fuck that shit. Actually the attack itself isn't that bad. It's when people spam it, that's when shit hits the fan.[/QUOTE] You can grab/attack as soon as the thunder disappears but before Pikachu is able to move again.
If you ever played Gran Turismo 4, you know that the handling in that game is really different (aka you can't turn at really high speeds) My 2 friends didn't know that, so, when they were here, I challenged them both to a race, got the slowest car in the game, and let them use the fastest one. I gave them a 10 seconds advantage, then started driving. I won the race and laughed at them, because they kept crashing in every single corner, and didn't know what the hell was going on.
In FlatOut 2, fishtailing other players(or AI opponents) is very effective, especially against rear wheel drive cars, because they can't get their car straight right away. Also, in multiplayer when I see loads of Bullet GT's, I always take a car that is the worst, like Chili Pepper(please don't ask) with golden paint, I get left behind of course, but knowing that the cars they are driving are the fastest non-bonus cars, they are likely to crash, so I just speed past and maybe give them the frontsmack, and the golden paint just screams "LOOK OVER HERE COME AFTER ME HIT ME!" and the next thing I know I see an arrow on my minimap speeding after me and eventually another car hits me SO hard on the back I am sent FLYING, SPINNING AND FLIPPING at the same time. Not to mention, most of the players at FlatOut 2 are very shit, many don't know what the hell are brakes.
I let my squad mates do [B]everything[/B] in SWAT 3 and SWAT 4. I can finish a mission in these games without firing a single shot. v:v:v
[QUOTE=Recurracy;33963584]This wasn't even as bad as Prickachu's piece of shit move, this actually required a bit of timing where with Pikachu's down b move you could just spam it all the time, you could even have a platform above you and it'd still work. Fuck that shit. Actually the attack itself isn't that bad. It's when people spam it, that's when shit hits the fan.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qmGqrxo6aFY/TL-hPrSkQQI/AAAAAAAAAMc/2KUgEg9WGos/s1600/donkeykong.gif[/IMG]
Playing recon in battlefield 3.
[QUOTE][img]http://images.wikia.com/ssb/images/b/bc/Pikachu_Thunder_air.png[/img][/QUOTE] fuck you pikachu you're the reason i don't play brawl online any more [editline]1st January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE][IMG]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qmGqrxo6aFY/TL-hPrSkQQI/AAAAAAAAAMc/2KUgEg9WGos/s1600/donkeykong.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] YOU TOO YOU BROWN ASS-MUNCH
I used to be great at SSB, I'd go 1v2 against my friends, with Jigglypuff, and win seriously, once I even gave them a free level 9 NPC teammate and I won but of course, I always had to laugh at them after winning [sp]and this is why I don't have friends anymore[/sp]
Once I joined this clan TF2 server under a gimmick account. I had changed my name to GEROMY of SBaHJ fame and changed my avatar to him as well. I joined the server and thus started my rampage of terror. I played as a scout and beat the shit out of people with the candy cane, taunting [i]every single time[/i] I got a kill, and caps-lock yelled terribly mispelled insults at anyone I killed. Eventually, some big shot from the server's clan (his name was something terrible like PhatAcid) joined and started giving me hell. He was a scout on the enemy team, so I killed him once and made a giant deal about it. The little prick challenged me to a duel, which I lost terribly at but claimed to win just to piss him off. I eventually got banned from the server after screaming homophobic comments and various curse-laden insults at the admins. The reason? Racism. Fucking admins couldn't even ban for the right thing.
oh yes, I always taunt after killing someone on TF2 and if you escape someone with really low HP, in any game, saying "not even close" is MANDATORY.
[QUOTE=supfresh;34003572][IMG]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qmGqrxo6aFY/TL-hPrSkQQI/AAAAAAAAAMc/2KUgEg9WGos/s1600/donkeykong.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] Comming from a SSBB DK main, that doesn't work if the enemy has any sort of ranged, any good ariel, or can attack fast enough durring free frames.
when somebody was masturbating infront of the mic its a dick move right
Playing as Whoarang in tekken III and only mashing X to make an infinite loop of kicks.
Performing Takedowns and Beatdowns on old ladies in Saints Row: The Third
Shoving my follower into all the traps in dungeons in Skryim. Well, until they die anyways.
In CSS on some servers when you're team killed you have an option of several punishments, such as kill, slap, blind &\c or one could forgive them. If I was playing as CT and were tamkilled I would not press anything and just wait, they'd assume I'd forgiven them and continue playing. But the instant just before they defuse the bomb or pull an amazing kill, I'd hit the button ending their life. Oh and binding a button to suicide and killing myself jut before certain death.
[QUOTE=lisha;33996073]- When my themepark in Rollercoaster Tycoon 1 is really popular, I jack up the entry price so much that they can't afford to go on my rides. c:[/QUOTE] Setting prices for bathrooms Dropping people in water Digging down one level and dropping people in it Setting the speed of the tower drop ride to max so that it flies off the tower and everyone dies
In School Tycoon, I select one building to buy, but I don't buy it so it's basically hovering over the ground, waiting to be placed. This causes retarded parents to drop off their kids at a school that is basically an untended field of grass with a non-existent building floating in the air. Sometimes instead I just spam port-a-potties that somehow gets me a 3-star rating.
[QUOTE=Hidole555;34009945]In School Tycoon, I select one building to buy, but I don't buy it so it's basically hovering over the ground, waiting to be placed. This causes retarded parents to drop off their kids at a school that is basically an untended field of grass with a non-existent building floating in the air. Sometimes instead I just spam port-a-potties that somehow gets me a 3-star rating.[/QUOTE] That sounds like a shitty school.
Playing Resistance and Liberation, our MG soldier deployed his MG on some wall, standing on wooden crate. I come, kick the crate, he falls, we lose.
[QUOTE=Recurracy;33963584]This wasn't even as bad as Prickachu's piece of shit move, this actually required a bit of timing where with Pikachu's down b move you could just spam it all the time, you could even have a platform above you and it'd still work. Fuck that shit. Actually the attack itself isn't that bad. It's when people spam it, that's when shit hits the fan.[/QUOTE] Donkey Kong's B Down. My friend used it against me the first time we played.
Blue shells.
[QUOTE=Funion;27442402]In Demons Souls some asshole invades you and spams that pillar of fire shit[/QUOTE] That's funny because if your fire resistance is all the way up, they freak the fuck out when they only do 10 damage and they run away. I didn't even run after him, I just slowly trapped him in a corner and killed him with one swing with my two handed sword.
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