Dick moves in video games. - General

Fallout: NV: Knocking a generic Legion troop out with Boxing Gloves, then switching to a Sledgehammer to preform my Gallagher impression on his head. GTA: SA: Jumping on top of a car and riding on top of it for a while, then stomping on the hood so it speeds off into the ocean/into the quarry/generic falls to its doom comment from the resulting hasty escape it tries to do. ............Yeah, I know they're lame and probably far from "dick moves".....

[QUOTE=zydos;27441399]Ballad of Gay Tony Explosive Punch cheat I just run around kicking dudes in the nuts, watching them fly like 15 feet[/QUOTE] Agreed.

[QUOTE=Sir Anthony;27456596]Agreed.[/QUOTE] Should I even buy the GTA IV expansions?

Harvest Moon 64, Have Karen hate you enough to the point where she steals her dads boat and runs away from home. I couldn't do it after the first time so I married the bitch :sigh:

[QUOTE=Roof;27456619]Should I even buy the GTA IV expansions?[/QUOTE] Yes, it is worth it in my opinion, but I recommend looking at like gameplay and shit.

In GTA IV I'll walk a pedestrian into a wall and keep walking into them until they pass out from Claustrophobia.

Kicking guards in the nuts until they die in AC: Brotherhood

Spending a [i]long[/i] time picking a song on guitar hero online, only to quit the second it starts. I got so many laughs out of this before getting my bass.

Get N.O.O.S.E./S.W.A.T. on my tail in GTA: Lost and the Damned. Wait for their van to pull up. Stand behind it by the bay doors with the Sweeper. Wait for them to exit. Wipe them out. I always feel like a dick when I do that, but it's efficient and gets MP5ks and ammo for them pretty quickly. It's at least cheaper than buying them from Terry. Using Saints members as shields in Saints Row 2. I don't do it that often, but it works pretty well since nobody gets pissed at you if you grab a Saint.

If you ever to that thing where you walk the same direction as me, and go the EXACT SAME SPEED. :fuckoff: [editline]16th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;27443726]Act like an obvious spy to your own teammates in TF2. For some reason it makes people really mad.[/QUOTE] On the xbox, you can use the joystick to walk slowly. Walk slowly as a scout and jump one time.

Battlefield 2: Blow up planes when teammates don't allow [b]me[/b], clearly the most experienced pilot, to fly them.

Went 18/1 in a UAV in bad company 2 and someone on OUR team apparently got mad and shot me.

In games set in the middle ages I always use ranged weapons against melee people and run away when they get close. One time, one player did the most DISGUSTING thing possible in Age of Empires 3. I had my explorer going to collect a treasure, and after defeating the guardians you will never believe what some disrespectful bastard did. He ran up and collected it before I reached it, but I had collected the treasure. He was a terrible person to play with.

[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;27423068]In AC2, I poisoned guards and threw money at him, so people go for it while he swings at them.[/QUOTE] Do it to the brute, it works the best. His axe smacks the bitches down, you loot the bodies and get more than you lost.

[QUOTE=Mlisen14;27440713]You don't fuck with Dogmeat, dick.[/QUOTE] [b]Dick moves you do in video games[/b]

Punching Police-have-been-seen-in-algerlanny-Westerland-News in Mass Effect

Firing an RPG at my team mates in hardcore search and destroy on COD:4. Some kids was so pissed, he said he would hack me. :v:

Waiting while cloaked for a Korean to take a piss then using strength mode to pick him up by the throat and throw him into a wall in Crysis/Warhead

[QUOTE=overlordphat;27425889]In Gears of War, taking a downed teammates kill before reviving him. [/QUOTE] This pissed me off loads when people did it. Sometimes in player matches on gears of war I'd fuck around and walk up to a downed ally backwards pointing my gun in all directions but where the downed person was, pretending I hadn't seen them, and walking off.

Oh another thing to do in TF2 is to build up your uber with some heavy or something, then once you have it, decide to go battle medic and end up dying before using it. The heavy gets so pissed. Also in SR2, almost everything you do is a dick move.

In the ballad of gay tony I like to go to the helicopter tour and toss a sticky bomb on the tail and when they take off I detonate it and watch them crash.

In AC2 I'd run into fishermen so they fall in the water.

In Black Ops me and my friends were playing a quickscoping only game, which was gay, so I took out an RPG and shot everyone. Good times.

Spamming the revive button in L4D

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PjTuSQNLI4[/media] This pretty much sums up Mass Effect 2.

[QUOTE=Pavarotti;27479036]In AC2 I'd run into fishermen so they fall in the water.[/QUOTE] Hold A and you can steal their wallet at the same time :smug:

When a cop pulls you out of a car in GTA IV. He always shoots you in the head and its an instant kill.

In GTA IV online, I would see where everyone is standing and chatting, and mark it on my map. I then would go get a police helicopter and head towards them. At the last second I would jump out and watch all of them die and scream obscenities at me.

In GTA, I usually punch someone to make him chase me, run in front of the nearest cop car, stand there and let the guy punch me. The police then proceeds to arrest the man while I steal the police car and run them over.

In almost any RTS when I'm about to lose I would type "I MUST REBUILD SOCIETY!" in chat and make 4 more bases in hopes they would ragequit or not find one.