Playing Rise of Nations against friends. First its a Nuclear race. First person to get them makes ridiculous demands and threatens nuclear action. If we both manage to get nukes, than as soon as it looks like someone is going to lose they fire off all their nukes and cause the nuclear holocaust. Match is a draw.
Play Oblivion.
Fortify Blades, Stealth and Lockpick, and join the Dark Brotherhood. But play as a nice guy most of the time.
Not on Tuesday night. (or whatever the TES equivalent of tuesday was, haven't played in some time)
Tuesday night was the time where I travelled to a random city, silently broke into a random shop and killed the owner in his sleep. If he had bodyguards, I'd let them sleep. But if they woke up, they would not have had the time to make a single whisper.
I then proceeded to strip the poor dead salesman, hide his body under his bed, loot the store before sunrise, and wait for the morning.
That's it. [i]wait[/i]. If you're familiar with the game, you'd know that you can't sleep or speed up time while trespassing. I just crouched and waited for the time to pass.
At 8 o'clock I wore the salesman's clothes and, being the master of disguise I was, I'd have engaged in warm, friendly conversations with whoever entered the store.
If they showed a sign of suspect, though, I'd have marked their names and waited for next Tuesday to come.
"Yes, my friend. We'll see again next week. We're going to have a good time next Tuesday. [i]Next Tuesday...[/i]"
On GTA 4, I go out of my way to drive into people on bikes when I see them. So fun to watch their lifeless bodys fly through the air.
In any CoD game, look for campers on your team hiding in corners, then stand infront of them, blocking their path out, if you have a mic, it's even more fun, I usually start saying that my left analogue stick on my controller is broken and stuff.
[QUOTE=alex-is-epic;27483208]When a cop pulls you out of a car in GTA IV. He always shoots you in the head and its an instant kill.[/QUOTE]
Uh no, he just arrests you.
[QUOTE=wilson;27449960]Rapping and pillaging villages in oblivion, 2 worlds, and fallout.[/QUOTE]
Its "Raping" and that is only forcing someone to have sex with you, you cannot rape in fallout/oblivion if I remember correctly.
Although Mass Effect 3 isn't out yet, I can imagine an option to be a complete and total asshole to the romance interests in the first two games.
Teamkilling in Half-Life 2 Deathmatch
If a server disallows it, what you do is you fire a combine ball (AR2 altfire), then switch to gravity gun, and punt it, so it goes ridiculously fast.
It won't hurt your teammates directly but it will push them so hard that they slam into the wall and die
[QUOTE=Peter Chao;27489575]Its "Raping" and that is only forcing someone to have sex with you, you cannot rape in fallout/oblivion if I remember correctly.[/QUOTE]
mods
Torturing my sims if they ever did anything wrong.
If they do, I put them in a small room, sell the door, and watch them starve
Sometimes I burn them
In Dirt 2 starting off the race by instantly turning and spinning as many people as possible.
Everytime in any Halo game in singleplayer, once I wipe out all the aliens I end up killing all the allies.
One time, me and a couple friends went to a random server, just going 'round and dickin' around.
We decided it's be a great idea to create a huge tower of explosive barrels. After exploding one tower, we thought "What if we do several?" We created several towers and exploded them all at the same time. The server lagged a little bit. And that got my brain thinking "Explosive barrels plus ship cargo crate = ?"
I PM'ed my friends my plan and they agreed. After we each filled a crate with barrels, we simultaneously exploded them. Safe to say, we all had to disconnect because we were about to timeout.
Postal 2. Good times :)
fly the helicopter bfbc2 and while in flight leave the game and send the passengers to their doom
[QUOTE=Araknid;27442762]In the start of STALKER call of pripyat, at the boiler anomaly.
The guy gets incapped, i take his MP5 and walk off without healing him.
A free early decent weapon. :)
EDIT: Then i feel bad and heal him and give his gun back.[/QUOTE]
[b]NO! I FOUND PETRUHA AND AWL DEAD, FUCKING BANDITS!!![/b]
I shot every bandit nearby dead.
Me and Petruha and Awl were best buds, i gave them both AN94s =(
In Just Cause 2, throwing people over the board of the Mile High Club with the air propulsion gun
:iia:
In GTAIV I was about to shoot this guy in the head but I missed and hit the cup he was holding, he stood up, ran into a road, and got hit by a car.
I felt kinda bad.
Although I was about to shoot him in the head anyway.
while playing nazi zombies on Five (black opps) leaving people upstairs while you take the elevator laughing at how you just caused a suicide or a school shooting.
Me and my friend were playing multiplayer on GTA IV. He was running away from me so I spawned a helicopter and flew with the main rotor in his face.
In Spore, civillization stage. Build up a solid friendship with the weakest city i can find. Then, once i am powerful, i spawn 33-33-33 of military aircraft, boats, and groundvehicles 'till i hit the vehicle limit. Then, i watch my armada annihilate every living thing within a minute
[editline]18th January 2011[/editline]
Also, using vehicles to guide Epic creatures to other cities so i dont have to ruin my relationship with that nation
zombies on "Five"
we get to wave 34 (or 35) and we're all going well, some fag runs all the way back to the start (like up the elevator and everything) and gets downed. so i call the elevetor, go up. nearly get my ass kicked saving him. Second I get him up he sprints past me and goes down the elevator. Leaving me up there to get raped in the face.
I still survived longer than him XD
Any RPG.
Kill and betray as many people or creatures as possible
After remembering the Cruel Tuesday Night routine, I feel like I could ditch New Vegas for a while and get back to Oblivion.
[i]Just for Tuesday[/i]
[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;27423481]Whenever I play GTA IV and see someone holding something, I just have to run into them so they drop it.[/QUOTE]
I find people taking pictures, walk into them so they drop their cameras, then pick up the camera and chuck it at them.
Fireworks indoors + Rugs everywhere from Sims 1.......you gotta remember that :v:
also removing all doors when they're inside the house just before shit goes down.
I throw cinderblocks at people in GTA IV.
Mostly hotdog vendors.
Imperial Guard Killspree in Oblivion.
GTAIV. Cause a giant traffic jam then run around punching all the cars till i have about 15 angry people chasing after me then take them to the police station and they swing at me and miss and start fighting each other then the cops come try to arrest people and it turns into a mini riot. All cause i punched some guys mirror.
In the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games, leave wounded men behind, and lure a pack of dogs in their general direction.
Better yet, in BO, suicidal frag grenades.
Lightweight
Frag grenade
Ninja
???
Profit
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