• Dick moves in video games.
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[QUOTE=Spikesandhands;27531428]In black ops, I'll stand in front of people when they try and camp in corners and trap them[/QUOTE] "You need to be revived? Nah, that's alright. You're on your own."
Just Cause 2: Hook Elite/Soldier/civilian/self (you dumbass) to a ledge, and as they go flying, quickly undo the hook. Gets really fun on massive towers, and you can race them to the bottom.
I was playing Black Ops, and I tried to hack this SAM turret, and when I was in the middle of it, my friend knifed it, so we all got killed by gunships and then lost.
in GTA4 whenever I see those motherfuckers in the skeleton sweatshirts ( I call them skelitors) I go out of my way to hurt them... I have no Idea why
In 4vs4 Starcraft 2 when I charge my Void Rays on my ally's base so they are ready for an incoming group of enemies.
Grapple hooking civilian's faces to walls in just cause 2.
Bump. Just started getting back into Red Dead Redemption's single player and I love how easy it is to be the biggest dick the 20th century ever did see. I got really stoned and went around for a good 2 hours on a permanent dead-eye rampage through like 5 or 6 different areas. I racked up $11,228 in bounty, I don't remember all my stats but I had all these by the end when I cleared my name. -195 counts of murder law officer. -104 counts of murder -31 counts of assault -28 counts of animal slaughter -9 counts of horse theft. And before I cleared my name I rode through Tumbleweed, where you can free a tied up Sheriff and take out like 30 criminals in the town/mansion, I accomplish an epic shootout with him at my side and kill everyone. The sheriff then says "Thanks partner, couldn't have done this without 'ya, here's something for the trouble" *hands over Pardon Letter* I then proceed to unload my double action revolver into his crotch and light him on fire while he writhes around in agony on the ground. Then I enjoyed a nice, calm sunset ride as I went and cleared my name of all deeds.
It's more of a glitch. NHL games: Goals going in behind the net. Also I hate when right at the end of a game the ref calls a penalty against the other team. (Lowers team stats).
Oblivion/Fallout In quests like you have to steal or take something from someone. Instead i just kill them and be done with it.
In Black Ops, if there's a friendly camper using Ghost (ID'd by the ghillie) i throw all my decoy grenades at him. Usually, this ends in his demise and a flood of "OMFG NUB WTF WAS TAHT" [editline]22nd January 2011[/editline] Also, setting up claymores in obscure places and then throw decoys to lure enemies into the trap. Works like a charm
Killing your teammates in any shooting game (Halo, COD etc....)
I was playing Halo Reach for the first time in that Firefight gamemode. I saw a Ghost come up, so I throw the bad guy out of it. One of my teammates shoots rockets at me and kills me. I respawn, he takes my Ghost and runs me over. When the round is over, I take the Ghost back and kill him. He kicks me, and I don't get any points. It was one of the most retarded experiences I have ever had online.
I always mess with friendly camp-happy snipers. Like I pop smokes next to them, of if they're using a silenced weapon I'll make lots of noise and get them spotted and stuff. Just standing in the way is good too, especially as heavy in TF2, or using the flamethrower in front of their face.
GTAIV I drive backwards in multiplayer races, attempting to crash head-first into competing cars
Bowser-ciding in Super Smash Bros. Crashing a fully loaded helicopter transport into the jet on Battlefield 2.
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[QUOTE=labbet;27591277][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-mkx9OBfN4&feature=related[/media][/QUOTE] FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf Whats that song again!? Ive heard it before! ARGH!
In far cry the game is a asshole sometimes, specially when your put into a island full of monsters and you only get handful of rounds on your m4.
In gta 4 i push people over and step on them until they die and i can collect some money. And you don't even get a wanted level
In Tony Hawks Project 8 I skate into them, causing them to get angry and lose there Stokens.
not a dick move by me but: i was once playing a game of Swat on Halo reach. we had 2 teams of 4 but at the beginning of the game i was betrayed by my team mate, i kicked him but that also kicked his friend so we were down 2 people, we also had -1 point from getting betrayed, at the end of the match we had 49 points and the enemies won with 50 points, if i had not been betrayed we would have had 2 more people AND we would not have lost the winning point fuck you halo
In TF2 when a teammate spy-checks me I always dodge his bullets and run away so he thinks I'm a spy when I'm not.
In saints row the third, I rarely bother parking my car. When i near my destination, i simply slow down a bit, turn on cruise control then step out and watch the now driverless car careen along the sidewalk. Sometimes i even make an effort. I stick a few satchel charges on the car, aim it at a gang operation and let it go [I]very slowly.[/I] It's amusing.
[QUOTE=labbet;27591277][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-mkx9OBfN4&feature=related[/media][/QUOTE] I warned you about stairs.
[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;33920373]In saints row the third, I rarely bother parking my car. When i near my destination, i simply slow down a bit, turn on cruise control then step out and watch the now driverless car careen along the sidewalk. Sometimes i even make an effort. I stick a few satchel charges on the car, aim it at a gang operation and let it go [I]very slowly.[/I] It's amusing.[/QUOTE] I didn't realize cruise control worked even after you jumped out. I need to go do this.
In Fallout 2 I picked up a landmine and threw it at Pretty Boy Lloyd.
Flying over a friendly aircraft carrier knocking people off the side in bf1942.
In Skyrim i hop on to unreachable AI locations and just keep shooting enemies with arrows
Pretty much anytime you want to play hardcore TDM in CoD and use a care package, you'll get team killed and get it taken by your teammate. Good thing there's ricochet.
In minecraft, we put about 1000 blocks of TNT under a friend's house, then wired it up to a button on his wall with a sign that said "DO NOT PUSH". Needless to say, he did. ...and it was hilarious.
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