Now imagine taking a sheet of paper and placing it longways across the middle of your--
Doesn't work
and until then heres pyro with a dick spraypainted on his suit
[IMG]http://meta.filesmelt.com/downloader.php?file=dicksfortress7.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=_Sniper_;23323826][img]http://i32.tinypic.com/4tsnld.png[/img][/QUOTE]
this toothpick trick never worked for me cause in fourth grade i opened a metal door on my toe mad hard and my big toenail got all fucked up and i could flip it off my toe. then it fell off. then it grew back an then it got all ingrown an shit and my foot would bleed everywhere. but i cut the nail over and over again and it stopped growing back so it's all good.
oh, was i supposed to post pictures? shit...
Not this time water!
[img]http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/smartwater1.gif[/img]
oh also i did read it in the voices it said so :psypop: and whatnot
[editline]07:18AM[/editline]
fuuuuuuu automerge broken
[QUOTE=Nohj;23323850]I knew what was coming and i couldnt stop reading.
[editline]07:10AM[/editline]
I got to toothpick and thought "I should stop here because -OH DAMN IT too late"[/QUOTE]
Same here...
Also yesterday, I was thinking:
"Meh. One more page of lamo pics... but after that, bed.
The cute magots picture.
It freaked me out way more than it should have.
*goes to bed*
Imagine the most long/fml/i'm glad to be home now day ever, THEN imagine that you go to your freezer to find a box full of popsicles, then you wake up.
You walk downstairs to see a lawyer surrounded by cheerleaders telling you that you are being sued for stealing Germany and that the only way to get enough money in time is to sell every object you own including the toothpick that you are now imagining between your toenail and the wall you just stubbed your toe on.
THEN, you really wake up.
That was pretty much my dream last night.
fuck you tinypic
[QUOTE=o0ICE0o;23324048]Same here...
Also yesterday, I was thinking:
"Meh. One more page of lamo pics... but after that, bed.
The cute magots picture.
It freaked me out way more than it should have.
*goes to bed*
Imagine the most long/fml/i'm glad to be home now day ever, THEN imagine that you go to your freezer to find a box full of popsicles, then you wake up.
You walk downstairs to see a lawyer surrounded by cheerleaders telling you that you are being sued for stealing Germany and that the only way to get enough money in time is to sell every object you own including the toothpick that you are now imagining between your toenail and the wall you just stubbed your toe on.
THEN, you really wake up.
That was pretty much my dream last night.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://img805.imageshack.us/img805/8150/captureqt.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Hanibal;23323936]Not this time water!
[img]http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/smartwater1.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
What movie or show is this? It looks familiar but I can't remember.
Stop making me think about it.
[QUOTE=Nohj;23324127]Stop making me think about it.[/QUOTE]
D'awww..
I'm sorry.
I will fix it by posting bitches.
[img]http://ideagirlconsulting.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/justin-bieber-usher.jpg[/img]
[img]http://emilytheperson.com/Justin%20Bieber%201.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i0006.photobucket.com/albums/0006/findstuff22/Best%20Images/Music/Justin-Bieber1.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i664.photobucket.com/albums/vv6/Khals1031/JustinBieber.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.bopandtigerbeat.com/wp-content/uploads/20090805_DIG_0142_PRO.jpg[/img]
[img]http://images.dailyfill.com/1d2185d2b79b49c7_9fdb2514c827a876/o/Justin_Bieber_INFphoto_1056108_121409_300.jpg[/img]
I preferred your avatar instead of that bitch.
[QUOTE=o0ICE0o;23324162]D'awww..
I'm sorry.
I will fix it by posting bitches.
BIEBERS[/QUOTE]
That makes it worse, knowing something like that can smile when there's so much pain in the world.
Oh, you like tits better?
Sorry.
Here, have these.
[img]http://i.pbase.com/g3/71/36871/3/54151593.04_Bluetit.jpg[/img]
[img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2281/2073408069_3e95d013ab_o.jpg[/img]
[img]http://jakst.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/blue-tit2.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.birdholidays.fsnet.co.uk/images/tenerife-blue-tit.jpg[/img]
[img]http://versatile1.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/tit-bird.jpg[/img]
greetings , i come bearing gifts
[img]http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/54889-7/Webcamho_busted.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=_Sniper_;23324395][img_thumb]http://208.106.250.72/_media/imgs/articles2/a97128_g086_12-grand-ma.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Id do it.
[QUOTE=Nohj;23324430]Id do it.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like an easy job.
Fuck I rated disagree instead of funny
:whoptc: is wrong with you two!
[QUOTE=Paravin;23324457]:whoptc: is wrong with you two![/QUOTE]
$15 an hour to sit on my ass and wait for some bitch to wake up? Easy. Also I wouldnt pull the plug for a few days once she signed it because then I could get more money.
[editline]08:17AM[/editline]
in 4 days I would make $1440
[QUOTE=extremist18;23294004][IMG]http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/bitch-seat.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I want that jacket
Edit:
Oh look there's a dildo on that motorcycle.
[QUOTE=Nohj;23324585]$15 an hour to sit on my ass and wait for some bitch to wake up? Easy. Also I wouldnt pull the plug for a few days once she signed it because then I could get more money.
[editline]08:17AM[/editline]
in 4 days I would make $1440[/QUOTE]
I disagree with you.
This is why toothpick between the wall and your toenail.
I don't care how late it is, this is my favorite fucking picture ever.
[img]http://www.moronail.net/images/stories/dg_pictures/1003/2815.jpg[/img]
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