There are to main methods of phobia treatment flooding and systematic desensitization
Flooding in your case would be to be covered in spiders or surrounded by them, and then stayed there untill the fear subsides (NOTE: many people dissagree with this method because if the victim becomes too fearfull or stops prematurely the phobia may worsen)
Systematic desensitization in you case would begin with learning basic relaxation metods, then looking at pictures of spiders, once you can look at a picture without fear, move on to looking at a video of a spider, then move up to a dead spider, live spider in a container, live spider that is not contained, and eventually touching a spider
systematic desensitization takes longer but seems to be a better approach
You must eat 3 spiders
[QUOTE=Bat-shit;31945932]by facing your fear[/QUOTE]
Exactly
And then destroying it with a thunder hammer
You'll need to squish many of them with your fingers
Kill yourself.
It's the only way...
Eat one of those fuckers alive.
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If you never had one of these as a kid I suggest you immediatly get one now.[/QUOTE]
wasn't this originally a container for a funny yellow fluid? oops i guess i used it the wrong way then...
get a BB gun, shoot them when you see them
Punch a spider in the dick.
[QUOTE=Liamhailhail2.0;31958224]Punch a spider in the dick.[/QUOTE]
Holy shit, spiders got dicks?
Imagine all spiders look like this:
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Grow some balls, and crush one with a tight-rolled-up fist.
I too have minor arachnophobia and this thread reminds me of a dream I had not too long ago.
There was a big ass bridge with a quite lengthy and dark tunnel underneath it near my house. It was completely dark and filled with giant spiders, some about a 2 meters in height. They were the kind of spiders with long, thin legs and small round bodies. Everything was full of spiderwebs and you could see smaller spiders (as in maybe 50 cms in height) crawling around near the entrance of the tunnel, the ground near the tunnel a field of webs. If you drew close, you could hear the sound of something scratching against cold stone in the tunnel, something that sounded hard, like bones.
Of course, I had to go through it, so I jumped on a bike and ventured in, barely a spider in sight. As I tore through web after web and went deeper, my eyes got used to the darkness a bit and I could faintly see thousands of tiny spiders crawling on the walls, the floor, the ceiling. The constant sound of them being squished beneath my wheels seemed to anger the bigger ones. I could feel bigger, stronger, branch-like legs swoop around me, obviously in an effort to hit me. For some reason I had a staff or something with me and I started swinging mindlessly around me since I fell off my bike, squishing hundreds of baby spiders beneath me and covering my left side in webs and spider fluids. Something hit my staff and it flew out of my hands, the force of the strike bringing me to the ground as well. I could hear soemthing really big coming near.
It was then that my mom got scared and said 'You're movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!' I whistled for a cab and when it came near, The license plate said 'Fresh', and it had dice in the mirror, If anything I could say that this cab was rare, But I thought 'Nah, forget it - Yo, home to Bel-Air!' I pulled up to the house at bout seven or eight, I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home, smell ya later!' I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there! To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air!
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