• Fun stuff you do with your pets(not sex)
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I actually take a shower with my parrot he loves water
[QUOTE=xpod1;27167015]I actually take a shower with my parrot he loves water[/QUOTE] I wish my bird liked water, hes terrified of running water :smith:
Sometimes I'll just be walking along and I pick my fatass Shi-Tzu up and just flip him on his back, then walk away like nothing happened. And he falls asleep.
[QUOTE=CaptainQuirk;26967671]Great title. Also, I don't have pets. I'm allergic to dogs.[/QUOTE] yep, because dogs are all pets.
I feel bad that bazyboy keeps rating all your posts dumb
sex
When my dog is sleeping on the couch, I try to sneak up to him and pounce on him and give him a cuddle. He's supposed to be a vicious, hound dog but we've made him so docile that he doesn't even care and his response is so adorable. He also enjoys wearing bandanas and looking stylish.
You should also try penetrating your dog's hindquarters with your meat.
[QUOTE=Craftsman;26966373]Sometimes I pick up my dogs forelegs and make her walk on her hind legs, then I start screaming "I am Destructo, Lord of Destruction" and make her walk after the cat, while I'm doing cool laser effects. Picture of it. [img_thumb]http://img574.imageshack.us/img574/5474/realistikrolple.png[/img_thumb] Sometimes I pick up the cat and make her run on the walls or sit on the dogs and scream stuff. Do you guys do any fun stuff with you pets?[/QUOTE] It looks like you are fucking your dog.
I love to troll my dog with snow balls
I trap my dog between my legs so he can't move, and when he tries to walk away, he is like " What the fuck is going on?!"
Laser pen + three cats = whole lotta fun! :biggrin:
[QUOTE=Karlos;26968061]throw mikeyt's dressing gown on the top of my cat[/QUOTE] it's horrible but hilarious
[QUOTE=lemoncurry;27170406]I trap my dog between my legs so he can't move, and when he tries to walk away, he is like " What the fuck is going on?!"[/QUOTE] Aww, man I did that to my dog too. They are so cute. :p
My dog loves lying on her back. She most often sleeps like that. So I'm always sneaking up on her and jumping towards the couch where she's lying. Results are always fun.
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