What Are You Thinking? v Moopsie's New Year Bonanza - General

eating food that you dropped on the floor is gross 5 second rule can go to heck

hello everyone how are u all :toot:

[QUOTE=KillRay;49461117]Does the 5 second rule apply when eating ass[/QUOTE] yes does it apply on soup though

WAIT WTF THATS NOT MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL ON MY FP WTF

[QUOTE=Paranoia10;49461137]yes does it apply on soup though[/QUOTE] why would you lick up soup that fell on the floor :vomit:

[QUOTE=KillRay;49461117]Does the 5 second rule apply when eating ass[/QUOTE] as in you if you wait more than five seconds after the ass gets dirty it's no longer good to eat? Maybe.

[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;49461125]unfortunately its one of the easiest means of detecting lactose intolerance, by looking for undigested lactose/increased acidity due to presence of lactose in the stools. A breath test can also be done, which detects hydrogen and methane produced by bacteria in the gut acting on lactose.[/QUOTE] ye it's the breath test that I'm gettin [editline]5th January 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49461104]o well i hope you will be fine then still sucks you gotta go through this[/QUOTE] my stomach is a never ending cesspool of pain and suffering but im used to it lmao

five second rule is a myth so people feel less bad about doing gross things

im hungry but the only person that can cook isnt coming home in at least half an hour aaaa

[QUOTE=Pascall;49461089]I don't vomit or anything but.. I'll probably have a fun time in the bathroom afterwards lmao[/QUOTE] Oh well that's better than how I react, shit does murder to my stomach lining due to the after effects of a virus I caught when I was young. I should have grown out of it when I was 12 but here I am, 23 and shit like whey powder still basically strips it away making me violently ill.

When you're really hungry and there isn't much to choose from anyways, it goes. Unless it's something sticky or saucy, that just goes straight into the bin.

man i slept ok but my bed is old and bad my back i am in the pain

[QUOTE=Reagy;49461163]Oh well that's better than how I react, shit does murder to my stomach lining due to the after effects of a virus I caught when I was young. I should have grown out of it when I was 12 but here I am, 23 and shit like whey powder still basically strips it away making me violently ill.[/QUOTE] yeah I get pretty sick but tbh if it's daytime I'm usually okay when compared to eating dairy too close to bedtime.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49461181]im surprised this chair hasn't ruined my back more then the bed has[/QUOTE] o yea that too standard office chairs were not designed for the tall truly my life is pain

my abdomen HURTS

[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;49461191]o yea that too standard office chairs were not designed for the tall truly my life is pain[/QUOTE] Especially the ones from the start of the millenium, this is a squeaky death trap for any back. Oh and butt too.

i used to have some stomach issue i can't remember the name of but basically certain foods, milk or not would make me vomit and make me really sick it used to be that mcdonalds would make me horribly sick, up all night vomitting. i'd take medicine and then 5 minutes later i'd be throwing it up. i'm glad that just sorta went away as i got older

I've been feeling so empty inside these past few days, and it's really bothering me.

[QUOTE=esk0;49461206]i used to have some stomach issue i can't remember the name of but basically certain foods, milk or not would make me vomit and make me really sick it used to be that mcdonalds would make me horribly sick, up all night vomitting. i'd take medicine and then 5 minutes later i'd be throwing it up. i'm glad that just sorta went away as i got older[/QUOTE] probably some form of IBS?

I think I should change my spongebob sheets that i've slept in for 5 years. Problem is I dont want my sheets to be boring...

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49461217]i'm immune to everything but the flu i can catch the flu real fucking easy but i am allergic to nothing i am blessed[/QUOTE] fuck the flu and sinusitis. I should get around to having a FESS done just to stop this recurrent seasonal rhinitis.

Shit I should go to sleep Goodnight guys

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49461212]mean while my huge bulky ass leather chair that's half height and my 5'10 cuddle bear figure i could actually probably sleep in this chair and be more comfortable then my bed sucks that u need a taller chair :([/QUOTE] i would rather just drop a few inches off my height

i've had the flu but strep throat is the worst thing i have ever had like it seriously [i]hurt to breathe.[/i] it was seriously suffering

Pizza for lunch

cant be arsed to eat my dinner so I just grabbed some grapes from the fridge these are berry goob

[QUOTE=Otterman;49461220]I think I should change my spongebob sheets that i've slept in for 5 years. Problem is I dont want my sheets to be boring...[/QUOTE] get something that has a cool pattern but dont get more spongebob sheets...

get anime sheets and a race car bed you'll be cool forever

[QUOTE=esk0;49461258]get anime sheets and a race car bed you'll be cool forever[/QUOTE] cruisin' while snoozin'

[QUOTE=esk0;49461258]get anime sheets and a race car bed you'll be cool forever[/QUOTE] Don't forget the daki.