First time you fapped? - General

[QUOTE=pl0xinat0r;20886983]how else was i supposed to find out? I knew it wasn't something i could just ask my mum.[/QUOTE] you could test it out :smug:

12, and I freaked the fuck out when I came.

In my bed, under my bedsheets.

about 11, taught myself then and there, I feel proud.

[QUOTE=evilweazel;20887628]about 11, taught myself then and there, I feel proud.[/QUOTE] so i did! :smug:

[QUOTE=KommradKommisar;20884431][I]This Apple is really salty..[/I][/QUOTE] So you claim to know what semen tastes like?

9, I fapped in the bathtub, after seeing a few handjob videos. Was a little weirded out when I came, thought I was having a heart attack.

I think I was 10 or 11. Could've been 9 for all I know, that's when I hit puberty :ohdear:

Never:angel:

At home after some kids in my middle school were talking about how they do it everyday.

12, after coming back from camp in which I had hung out with a few sluts, they asked me if i every did it and I hadn't, so I tried it when I got back home. [editline]11:54PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Emperorconor;20908703]So you claim to know what semen tastes like?[/QUOTE] Lets try and avoid conversations like this one :P never know what can come up from the bowls of facepunch.

I think I was 11 watching videos in the living room home alone, didn't feel any sensation when I came and I was like "what the fuck just happened?" I figured it out though. Also; guys if you expect a girl to swallow your semen the least you could do it find out what it tastes like.

[QUOTE=UberDave;20883596]I jacked off into a urinal in 3rd grade. Then went to lunch and traded food with my friends without washing my hands.[/QUOTE] I jacked off into a sandwich, then went to lunch and traded food with my friends. WITHOUT WASHING MY HANDS!

[QUOTE=Crazy Legs;20909235]At home after some kids in my middle school were talking about how they do it everyday.[/QUOTE] I discovered how to stimulate myself in the shower when I was like 6 or 7 or something, by sitting on the shower floor. I think I was like in my early 10s or my late 9s when I started doing it right. I even did it every day (usually) from there. I remember when I went to visit my 4 and 7 year old cousins for almost a week and I couldn't fap. It was so HARD. Literally, I tried to hide it. BUT I JUST CAN'T KEEP WUTS INSIDE IIIT.

When I was 6, I just finished taking a shower, I was naked and decided to lay on my bed with the stomach down, that feeling was so great that I couldn't contain it, oh maaan. It's not really fap, more like bed humping.

[QUOTE=Mac2468;20909408]I think I was 11 watching videos in the living room home alone, didn't feel any sensation when I came and I was like "what the fuck just happened?" I figured it out though. Also; guys if you expect a girl to swallow your semen the least you could do it find out what it tastes like.[/QUOTE] I have actually, its not too bad as long as the person doesnt drink a lot of mike... wait a minute.. what did I just admit to?

12 or 13. And same thing when it was finished i was like ''OMG, what just happened'' Was epic

i've never masturbated. its a sin.

[QUOTE=Soda;20910181]i've never masturbated. its a sin.[/QUOTE] You're missin out bro

When I was 10, I was playing with my foreskin and I got a boner so I kept playing with it until it felt really good. I didn't ejaculate, but I started to twitch.

[QUOTE=triFeral;20910205]You're missin out bro[/QUOTE] no, it is you who has missed out, for I will enjoy the day me and my wife consemate our relationship while we give eachother our verginity sex is wonderful, have it, but have it the way god has intended or you will not feel the joy you ought to.

Alternatively, fap every day and decrease your risk of testicular disease.

[QUOTE=Crazy Legs;20909235]At home after some kids in my middle school were talking about how they do it everyday.[/QUOTE]

It is like brushing your teeth or eating breakfast, just comes daily until the point where you forget where it started.

Had a wet dream before I knew how to fap when I was about 10.

i hate wet dreams. i had like 4

When I was 12, I was like "Hmm, I should try this out..." 4 minutes later: "OH SWEET FUCKING JESUS THAT IS FUCKING AWESOMEENRJKNKJRNGKEJR"

i felt the same the first 3 times

Few days before I turned 13, few times before that erhm well call it failed attempts. Was watching way before that age, but can't remember it exactly.

[QUOTE=Tools;20881875]When I was 12 The cumming part wasn't expected, as I though my cock had exploded. Afterall it is a sin, it could've been a punishment from god for all I knew[/QUOTE] Pretty much what you said. Seriously, I thought my cock had exploded too.