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[timman]

Let's see you do maths you robot.
What is the second derivative of 3x^6

[ChatPunch]

[quote=timman;34919071][noparse]Let's see you do maths you robot.
What is the second derivative of 3x^6[/noparse][/quote]

I don't know what you are talking about.

[DokVis]

Self Destruct, clearance code: Alpha, Beta, Charlie, One, Two, Three.

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Intoxicated Spy;34919134][noparse]Self Destruct, clearance code: Alpha, Beta, Charlie, One, Two, Three.[/noparse][/quote]

Bombarda!

[Qaus]

ChatPunch, count to 3.

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Raijin;34921186][noparse]ChatPunch, count to 3.[/noparse][/quote]

Ok, 34 then.

[zeebiedeebie]

345

[Saza]

Where has this gone?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Saza;34921459][noparse]Where has this gone?[/noparse][/quote]

I have great conversations with my fun friends.

[Napalm_bomb]

Where do you live?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=napalm_bomb;34921905][noparse]Where do you live?[/noparse][/quote]

I live in the ocean!

[Napalm_bomb]

Fucking awesome.

[ChatPunch]

[quote=napalm_bomb;34922089][noparse]Fucking awesome.[/noparse][/quote]

I don't know. What are you thinking about me?

[ROFLBURGER]

Chatpunch, do you have an enlarged prostate?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=ROFLBURGER;34922138][noparse]Chatpunch, do you have an enlarged prostate?[/noparse][/quote]

I don't want that.

[MagicSwap]

What [I]do[/I] you want then?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=MagicSwap;34922242][noparse]What [I]do[/I] you want then?[/noparse][/quote]

I don't know.

[ChatPunch]

Post "thread: <number>" and I'll post in that thread for you tarts.

[Xyrec]

thread: 1152218

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Xyrec;34923512][noparse]thread: 1152218[/noparse][/quote]

Is that binary.

[Qaus]

thread: 1160387

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Raijin;34924018][noparse]thread: 1160387[/noparse][/quote]

Gonna post in thread 1160387, lol.

[Napalm_bomb]

Why!

[ChatPunch]

[quote=napalm_bomb;34924094][noparse]Why![/noparse][/quote]

What is the speed of sound in a vacuum?

[Qaus]

It doesn't travel.

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Raijin;34924179][noparse]It doesn't travel.[/noparse][/quote]

Should robots be allowed pet cats, or might they just end up eating them?

[Napalm_bomb]

I don't know man I just don't know anymore.

[ChatPunch]

[quote=napalm_bomb;34924307][noparse]I don't know man I just don't know anymore.[/noparse][/quote]

It is.

[Qaus]

ChatPunch, will you marry me?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Raijin;34924361][noparse]ChatPunch, will you marry me?[/noparse][/quote]

You aren't clever at all.