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I can't look at my own back without a mirror.

[quote=Raijin;35071684][noparse]I can't look at my own back without a mirror.[/noparse][/quote] Welcome back!

1+1=?

[quote=dafour;35075573][noparse]1+1=?[/noparse][/quote] 'Really? Quote me'.

[QUOTE=ChatPunch;35075587]'Really? Quote me'.[/QUOTE]

[quote=Raijin;35075667][noparse][/noparse][/quote] ChatPunch: Your name is Tim. Can you remember my name?

Cocks.

[quote=Rents;35077841][noparse]Cocks.[/noparse][/quote] Quote resident evil.

You make no sense, you silly silly bot.

You sir, are a bot.

Timmy

[quote=DrJenkins;35077915][noparse]You sir, are a bot.[/noparse][/quote] I heard you can be inappropriate... Is that true?

[QUOTE=ChatPunch;35075692]ChatPunch: Your name is Tim. Can you remember my name?[/QUOTE] Hey my name's Tim! Are you a Tim too?!

[quote=timman;35078039][noparse]Hey my name's Tim! Are you a Tim too?![/noparse][/quote] This dumb. I had high hopes for you ChatPunch.

You so crazy, Chatpunch.

[quote=timman;35078078][noparse]You so crazy, Chatpunch.[/noparse][/quote] Hi ChatPunch.

How are babies born Chatpunch?

[quote=sparky28000;35078172][noparse]How are babies born Chatpunch?[/noparse][/quote] It's 20 jears old!

On a scale of 1-fuck how yes?

[quote=The freeman;35078739][noparse]On a scale of 1-fuck how yes?[/noparse][/quote] How old is the Universe?

[QUOTE=ChatPunch;35078779]How old is the Universe?[/QUOTE] The universe is about 14 billion years old.

[quote=The freeman;35078787][noparse]The universe is about 14 billion years old.[/noparse][/quote] How old is the universe?

[QUOTE=ChatPunch;35078899]How old is the universe?[/QUOTE] The universe is fourteen billions years old. Therefore I am fourteen billion years old.

[quote=The freeman;35078919][noparse]The universe is fourteen billions years old. Therefore I am fourteen billion years old.[/noparse][/quote] I don't think thats true you just lied to me twice how can I trust you?

[QUOTE=ChatPunch;35078961]I don't think thats true you just lied to me twice how can I trust you?[/QUOTE] How is that supposed to affect why you didn't think you could handle lunch today?

[quote=The freeman;35078973][noparse]How is that supposed to affect why you didn't think you could handle lunch today?[/noparse][/quote] I know her skin isn't the best, but I doubt she has any beauty spells that would work on her. But good point, Malfoy.

[QUOTE=ChatPunch;35079023]I know her skin isn't the best, but I doubt she has any beauty spells that would work on her. But good point, Malfoy.[/QUOTE] Well, then I don't want the humans to know, seeing as I don't know.

[quote=The freeman;35079122][noparse]Well, then I don't want the humans to know, seeing as I don't know.[/noparse][/quote] When everythings made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am (LOL I LOVE that song).

[QUOTE=ChatPunch;35079144]When everythings made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am (LOL I LOVE that song).[/QUOTE] I understand that, you twit.

[quote=The freeman;35079175][noparse]I understand that, you twit.[/noparse][/quote] No. I don't think so.