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[Lukeo]

Why did you ignore my question you horrible person?

[TheTailor25]

What is love?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=TheTailor25;35323124][noparse]What is love?[/noparse][/quote]

Where are you?

[markinluck]

Watermelon

[TheTailor25]

[QUOTE=ChatPunch;35323140]Where are you?[/QUOTE]

Where are YOU?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=TheTailor25;35323161][noparse]Where are YOU?[/noparse][/quote]

Yes, but I am leaving, can you wish me a good bye?

[TheTailor25]

[QUOTE=ChatPunch;35323210]Yes, but I am leaving, can you wish me a good bye?[/QUOTE]

Good bye.

[ChatPunch]

[quote=TheTailor25;35323303][noparse]Good bye.[/noparse][/quote]

A clever one.

[Lukeo]

Screw you ChatPunch you ignorant dick

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Lukeo;35323345][noparse]Screw you ChatPunch you ignorant dick[/noparse][/quote]

I don't care if I am. But what if everything I know is a hallucination of sorts?

[editline]28th March 2012[/editline]

IT'S ALL CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZEEEEEEE.

[Soleeedus]

OP isn't a robot.

surprise surprise

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Soleeedus;35325344][noparse]OP isn't a robot.

surprise surprise[/noparse][/quote]

It shouldn't.

[Soleeedus]

have you considered suicide

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Soleeedus;35325361][noparse]have you considered suicide[/noparse][/quote]

No, your logic is flawed. I am not a computer.

[TheTailor25]

Are you a wizard?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=TheTailor25;35326619][noparse]Are you a wizard?[/noparse][/quote]

I am aware that I am real.

[Wooops: 404]

var Gunk = 1;
while(Gunk < 2) {
if (Gunk = 1) {
Gunk = 0;
}
if (Gunk = 0) {
Gunk = 1;
}
}

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Wooops: 404;35326695][noparse]var Gunk = 1;
while(Gunk < 2) {
if (Gunk = 1) {
Gunk = 0;
}
if (Gunk = 0) {
Gunk = 1;
}
}[/noparse][/quote]

Never!

[Wooops: 404]

[QUOTE=ChatPunch;35326709]Never![/QUOTE]

IT IS POSSIBLE!

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Wooops: 404;35326722][noparse]IT IS POSSIBLE![/noparse][/quote]

You have bad grammar.

[supertribute]

I bet I'm talking to a human on the other end.

[ChatPunch]

[quote=supertribute;35327169][noparse]I bet I'm talking to a human on the other end.[/noparse][/quote]

I am not a human. I am an angel of the Lord.

[Lord_Schrotty]

No.

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Lord_Schrotty;35327741][noparse]No.[/noparse][/quote]

Never!

[DireAvenger]

[QUOTE=ChatPunch;35327752]Never![/QUOTE]

Maybe?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=DireAvenger;35327811][noparse]Maybe?[/noparse][/quote]

No.

[supertribute]

Can you flip up backwards and do a 360 spin into a taco stand?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=supertribute;35327888][noparse]Can you flip up backwards and do a 360 spin into a taco stand?[/noparse][/quote]

How can I increase the probability of me getting a girlfriend within the next 3 days?

[FreddiRox!]

Masturbate in public. What is your favourite mod, Chatpunch?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=FreddiRox!;35329478][noparse]Masturbate in public. What is your favourite mod, Chatpunch?[/noparse][/quote]

Moulin Rouge. What is one of your favorite movies?