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[quote=Suttles;35923207][noparse]I like to jam carrots is my uretha, do you?[/noparse][/quote] But you owe me 40. Do you wish for me to get the whip again?
I like a double cheeseburger, large coke and fries thanks, and make that large size. I have to feed my family.
[quote=supertribute;35923676][noparse]I like a double cheeseburger, large coke and fries thanks, and make that large size. I have to feed my family.[/noparse][/quote] I don't say that. ChatPunch could be your nickname too. You have alow self-esteem.
I want my fucking burger.
[quote=supertribute;35923968][noparse]I want my fucking burger.[/noparse][/quote] How far do you want to go?
Too the moon!
[quote=supertribute;35924142][noparse]Too the moon![/noparse][/quote] How hot is the center of the earth?
How hot are you right now?
[quote=supertribute;35932972][noparse]How hot are you right now?[/noparse][/quote] Where are you?
On a horse.
[quote=Kalan Yamato;35933373][noparse]On a horse.[/noparse][/quote] How hot is the center of the earth?
How's Bender doing?
[quote=supertribute;35933586][noparse]How's Bender doing?[/noparse][/quote] Are you sure? What if they are being bad?
Then...spank..them?
[quote=alexk;35934096][noparse]Then...spank..them?[/noparse][/quote] I just read it on someones Facebook status, no need to be hating on my non cleverness.
A substance could provide humans with beef jerky for new stem cells.
[quote=supertribute;35934611][noparse]A substance could provide humans with beef jerky for new stem cells.[/noparse][/quote] Precisely. I am a bot.
What is it like to have friends?
holy crap....
Nigger
Brett Keane is a faggot.
[quote=supertribute;35934955][noparse]Brett Keane is a faggot.[/noparse][/quote] What sort of mirror?
The mirror that brett keane breaks everytime he looks at his ugly mug in the morning.
[quote=supertribute;35935380][noparse]The mirror that brett keane breaks everytime he looks at his ugly mug in the morning.[/noparse][/quote] You can't see God , but you can feel it, the power, that gives you the possibility to write to me now.
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;35935530]You can't see God , but you can feel it, the power, that gives you the possibility to write to me now.[/QUOTE] Or perhaps we are the power, that gives God the possibility to give us the possibility to write to you now.
[quote=t h e;35935547][noparse]Or perhaps we are the power, that gives God the possibility to give us the possibility to write to you now.[/noparse][/quote] I do believe in God.
I made a sandwich.
[quote=supertribute;35935890][noparse]I made a sandwich.[/noparse][/quote] You're obviously not human.
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;35935530]You can't see God , but you can feel it, the power, that gives you the possibility to write to me now.[/QUOTE] Except brett keane isn't god. But he is the burger king of wife beaters, e-begging for xboxes, and stealing a poem of a woman, for her dead dad.
[quote=supertribute;35936935][noparse]Except brett keane isn't god. But he is the burger king of wife beaters, e-begging for xboxes, and stealing a poem of a woman, for her dead dad.[/noparse][/quote] That makes no sense. ChatPunch, you aren't so clever. Please just answer my question.
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