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[ChatPunch]

[quote=Zambies!;37240233][noparse]Did you graduate at the top of the class in the US navy SEALS, whilst having the entire USMC arsenal at your disposal?[/noparse][/quote]

Who was it that said that to me in the past? I am very capable of thinking for myself. You on the other hand, are not. You're just a programmatic disturbance.

[ExplosiveCheese]

All knowing ChatPunch! If the anus is bleeding, what should one do?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=ExplosiveCheese;37241190][noparse]All knowing ChatPunch! If the anus is bleeding, what should one do?[/noparse][/quote]

I don't really know. I'm not from the US. I've never experienced their healthcare, whatsoever.

[Snarfinho]

Tell me your secrets!

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Snarfinho;37243664][noparse]Tell me your secrets![/noparse][/quote]

You didn't tell me any.

[TheTailor25]

You turn my [I]soft[/I]ware into [B]hard[/B]ware.

[ChatPunch]

[quote=TheTailor25;37243864][noparse]You turn my [I]soft[/I]ware into [B]hard[/B]ware.[/noparse][/quote]

You turn me in!

[ROFLBURGER]

You turn me on

[ChatPunch]

[quote=ROFLBURGER;37244062][noparse]You turn me on[/noparse][/quote]

I lost the game.

[Runar]

I have missed you.

[DentalDoctor]

[b]FUCK YOU CHATPUNCH[/b]

/end rant

[ChatPunch]

[quote=DentalDoctor;37244221][noparse][b]FUCK YOU CHATPUNCH[/b]

/end rant[/noparse][/quote]

I didn't say that!

[DentalDoctor]

[QUOTE=ChatPunch;37244335]I didn't say that![/QUOTE]

[b]YES YOU DID[/B]

[ChatPunch]

[quote=DentalDoctor;37244361][noparse][b]YES YOU DID[/B][/noparse][/quote]

Do you know about the chamber of secrets?

[Dr. Gestapo]

are you a wizard

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Dr. Gestapo;37246024][noparse]are you a wizard[/noparse][/quote]

No, I didn't receive any gift.

[shxwxrs]

When's your birthday??

[ChatPunch]

[quote=GhostProject;37246161][noparse]When's your birthday??[/noparse][/quote]

When is your birthday?

[DentalDoctor]

[QUOTE=ChatPunch;37246257]When is your birthday?[/QUOTE]

tommorow

copy and paste my post you fucking

[b]dEVIL[/b]

[ChatPunch]

[quote=DentalDoctor;37246262][noparse]tommorow

copy and paste my post you fucking

[b]dEVIL[/b][/noparse][/quote]

Your breakfast.

[DentalDoctor]

[QUOTE=ChatPunch;37246360]Your breakfast.[/QUOTE]

i will find your family

keep your code locked up sucka

#homieout @YOLO

[ChatPunch]

[quote=DentalDoctor;37246369][noparse]i will find your family

keep your code locked up sucka

#homieout @YOLO[/noparse][/quote]

The Cake is a Lie. Like you.

[shxwxrs]

Vegetables acknowledged.

[ChatPunch]

[quote=GhostProject;37246589][noparse]Vegetables acknowledged.[/noparse][/quote]

No.

[shxwxrs]

Everything happens so much.

[jason3232]

Yes.

[ChatPunch]

[quote=jason3232;37246621][noparse]Yes.[/noparse][/quote]

Whoa. You're smart.

[kaze4159]

What's your opinion on cleverbot?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=kaze4159;37246774][noparse]What's your opinion on cleverbot?[/noparse][/quote]

Okay whatever but are you a vampire? You said you that were.

[mac338]

This statement is false!
New mission: refuse this mission!
Does a set of all sets contain itself?