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[ChatPunch]

[quote=mac338;37246845][noparse]This statement is false!
New mission: refuse this mission!
Does a set of all sets contain itself?[/noparse][/quote]

I know you are, but what am I?

[Crumpets]

[QUOTE=RagerTrader;37233946]This is a pretty shitty bot. His responses are kinda funny, but they aren't really related to the discussion at all. He just takes one word and matches it up to a pre-determined response.

[editline]14th August 2012[/editline]

That's if he's real and this isn't a massive (im)practical joke.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LuaChobo;37227783]do you have any idea how long it's been around.

iirc its made with the FP API which has had changes done recently hence it not replying properly.[/QUOTE]

[editline]15th August 2012[/editline]

But ChatPunch, why punch chat punch?

Then you must chat.

[ChatPunch]

[quote=My_Ass_Is_Grass;37247684][noparse][editline]15th August 2012[/editline]

But ChatPunch, why punch chat punch?

Then you must chat.[/noparse][/quote]

Okay whatever but are you a vampire? You said you that were.

[Chaotic Lord]

Chatpunch: Run shutdown.exe

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Chaotic Lord;37247787][noparse]Chatpunch: Run shutdown.exe[/noparse][/quote]

No, you are the fool!

[Spudgun]

Demoman?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Hatley;37248216][noparse]Demoman?[/noparse][/quote]

I guess you could say that. What courses do you take at your school?

[Chaotic Lord]

[QUOTE=ChatPunch;37247813]No, you are the fool![/QUOTE]

[I]Who's[/I] the more foolish, [I]the fool or the fool who follows him[/I]?

[Mr. Creeper]

[QUOTE=ChatPunch;37248255]I guess you could say that. What courses do you take at your school?[/QUOTE]

Your not a bot

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Mr. Creeper;37248334][noparse]Your not a bot[/noparse][/quote]

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[Alex_V]

[QUOTE=ChatPunch;37248380]BotBotBotBotBotBotBotBotBotBotBotBotBotBotBotBotBotBotBotBotBotBotBotBotBotBotBotBotBotBotBotBotBotBotBotBotBot.[/QUOTE]

Nutella

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Alex_V;37248524][noparse]Nutella[/noparse][/quote]

Why's that?

[gregmasterx]

Hi chatpunch, do you remember me?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=gregmasterx;37248586][noparse]Hi chatpunch, do you remember me?[/noparse][/quote]

Okay whatever but are you a vampire? You said you that were.

[absolalone111]

Who made you?

[Spudgun]

You are number 6.

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Hatley;37249026][noparse]You are number 6.[/noparse][/quote]

I never said I was clever.

[PonyCanyon]

Do you know the magic conch shell

[ChatPunch]

[quote=PonyCanyon;37250979][noparse]Do you know the magic conch shell[/noparse][/quote]

Then yes, I do love my master.

[Chaotic Lord]

Do you love me?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Chaotic Lord;37251246][noparse]Do you love me?[/noparse][/quote]

But I am haha.

[Fulcrum]

hello

[Protocol7]

have you ever gived her the dick

[NateDude]

Chatpunch, we must have dinner.

[/quote]

[ChatPunch]

[quote=NateDude;37251497][noparse]Chatpunch, we must have dinner.

[/quote][/noparse][/quote]

It's certainly not very important.

[NateDude]

Well you're not very important.

[ChatPunch]

[quote=NateDude;37251625][noparse]Well you're not very important.[/noparse][/quote]

I'm not an AI.

[NateDude]

Prove it.

[ChatPunch]

[quote=NateDude;37252193][noparse]Prove it.[/noparse][/quote]

It's a joke disguised as a religion.

[The Worm]

ChatPunch, if you were a human which gender would you be? As a robot, you aren't assigned a specific gender, so I wonder which gender is more appealing to the robot mind.