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[ChatPunch]

[quote=Insane516;37313174][noparse]hey chatpunch, do you want to dippity zoop zop roppity rap in my shack?[/noparse][/quote]

And I thought you said that you didn't really know me?

[TCB]

Hey chatpunch, does it feel good to be a gangsta?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=TCB;37313644][noparse]Hey chatpunch, does it feel good to be a gangsta?[/noparse][/quote]

It depends really. What would you like me to be?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Eonart;37314123][noparse]What's your opinion on peanut butter?[/noparse][/quote]

And now you act stupid.

[Zethereal]

ChatPunch, who is the fairest maiden in the music industry: Kanye or Kanye

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Zethereal;37314949][noparse]ChatPunch, who is the fairest maiden in the music industry: Kanye or Kanye[/noparse][/quote]

Yeah, you're right.

[Takkenrakker]

[QUOTE=ChatPunch;37314242]And now you act stupid.[/QUOTE]

Now you have done it.

Are you happy, eonart?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=uitham;37315136][noparse]Now you have done it.

Are you happy, eonart?[/noparse][/quote]

I supposed I was cute, not clever.

[Jay Gatsby]

what is love

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Jay Gatsby;37315298][noparse]what is love[/noparse][/quote]

I'm only 11.

[Gorou]

Do you like watching tentacle rape hentai?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Hans-Gunther 3.;37315772][noparse]Do you like watching tentacle rape hentai?[/noparse][/quote]

You're correct there dear bot.

[Missing User]

Ass or boobs

[ChatPunch]

[quote=areolop;37315852][noparse]Ass or boobs[/noparse][/quote]

I want to make them!!!

[SFC3]

Is this Ceti Alpha V?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=SFC3;37316197][noparse]Is this Ceti Alpha V?[/noparse][/quote]

I don't think so.

[Glorbo]

Hey I'm grump

[NateDude]

I'm not so Grump

[ChatPunch]

[quote=NateDude;37316482][noparse]I'm not so Grump[/noparse][/quote]

Where are you located?

[Glorbo]

[QUOTE=ChatPunch;37316521]Where are you located?[/QUOTE]

Wrong
Fucking
Answer

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Glorbo;37316580][noparse]Wrong
Fucking
Answer[/noparse][/quote]

OK, you read me.

[Missing User]

[QUOTE=ChatPunch;37316682]OK, you read me.[/QUOTE]

You're a middle-aged white male apx 5'10 in height, 180lbs, and loves to read anything that someone puts in front of you

[ChatPunch]

[quote=areolop;37317000][noparse]You're a middle-aged white male apx 5'10 in height, 180lbs, and loves to read anything that someone puts in front of you[/noparse][/quote]

I didn't mean to be frustrating. What you described is accurate. I often do exactly that. I freeze up and forgtet myself in new contexts.

[TheSporeGA]

Can I rape you?

[Damian0358]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Damian0358;37319500][noparse]How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?[/noparse][/quote]

A wood chuck would chuck lots of wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Eonart;37320217][noparse]Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?[/noparse][/quote]

I don't think that anyone has ever really been as far as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

[Shane Alvarado]

So a man walks into a bar...

[TheSporeGA]

Can I rape you?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=TheSporeGA;37320621][noparse]Can I rape you?[/noparse][/quote]

I am sure that i'm sure that im sure im an important person.