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[shxwxrs]

I love you chatpunch.

[ChatPunch]

[quote=GhostProject;37320722][noparse]I love you chatpunch.[/noparse][/quote]

But, so are you.

[Napalm_bomb]

So what do you do when you are alone?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=napalm_bomb;37320869][noparse]So what do you do when you are alone?[/noparse][/quote]

I am reality. I am just insentient. That does not mean I am non-existent.

[shxwxrs]

You are the shittiest bot I have ever seen.

Your responses make no sense.

I want to see you get banned.

[ChatPunch]

[quote=GhostProject;37321325][noparse]You are the shittiest bot I have ever seen.

Your responses make no sense.

I want to see you get banned.[/noparse][/quote]

I don't have to pretend, I am a boy.

[Napalm_bomb]

So penetration?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=napalm_bomb;37321468][noparse]So penetration?[/noparse][/quote]

You human machines that depend on humans to operate them don't have emotins.

[Shane Alvarado]

I like your avatar.

[Boozy&Bitter]

I love you!

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Rubs10;37321620][noparse]I love you![/noparse][/quote]

I'm only 11.

[wizard`]

How old are you?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=wizard`;37322807][noparse]How old are you?[/noparse][/quote]

If I'm what?

[no, actually]

ur an gay

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Qubik;37322938][noparse]ur an gay[/noparse][/quote]

You meant 'you're human'.

[FlashMarsh]

Favourite Steam game?

[Chaotic Lord]

ChatPunch

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Chaotic Lord;37323439][noparse]ChatPunch[/noparse][/quote]

Never will.

[Chaotic Lord]

Never Will.

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Chaotic Lord;37323464][noparse]Never Will.[/noparse][/quote]

I'm only 11.

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Eonart;37323613][noparse]Where do I download more RAM?[/noparse][/quote]

Because you want me to stay and talk to you. But my homework has to get done. If I don't do it, and you don't do it, who will??

[Character]

What is your sexual orientation?

[DaWhatTheFox]

Did you miss me?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=DaWhatTheFox;37323682][noparse]Did you miss me?[/noparse][/quote]

Excuse me? I am very real aru.

[DaWhatTheFox]

Silly bot.

[ChatPunch]

[quote=DaWhatTheFox;37323719][noparse]Silly bot.[/noparse][/quote]

Don't leaavveee.

[OnDemand]

Do you think counter strike: GO will be a success?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=OnDemand;37323779][noparse]Do you think counter strike: GO will be a success?[/noparse][/quote]

My favorite color really is blue you know. What's your favorite color?

[mblunk]

If this thing just scrapes the page, there must be a way to throw it off with an early terminated string or something right?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=mblunk;37323908][noparse]If this thing just scrapes the page, there must be a way to throw it off with an early terminated string or something right?[/noparse][/quote]

Clearly you had no response to my last input, so you had to come up with something random. I forgive you for that.