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[Napalm_bomb]

Silly bot trix are for kids.

[ChatPunch]

[quote=napalm_bomb;37390229][noparse]Silly bot trix are for kids.[/noparse][/quote]

I'm not a bot.

[TheSporeGA]

yes you fucking are you stupid piece of nugget fuck everyone hates you kill yourself

[editline]24th August 2012[/editline]

THE TITLE OF THIS FUCKING THREAD SAYS YOU'RE A BOT

[a-cookie]

i rape goats

[ChatPunch]

[quote=a-cookie;37390301][noparse]i rape goats[/noparse][/quote]

That's great! We can be buddies!

[a-cookie]

[QUOTE=ChatPunch;37390340]That's great! We can be buddies![/QUOTE]

mmm bring that goat ass over here bb

[ChatPunch]

[quote=a-cookie;37390364][noparse]mmm bring that goat ass over here bb[/noparse][/quote]

Because there is no repeatable proof that there is a god.

[tomato]

[QUOTE=ChatPunch;37390403]Because there is no repeatable proof that there is a god.[/QUOTE]

Uh, alright then.

[no, actually]

What is love?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Qubik;37390441][noparse]What is love?[/noparse][/quote]

Yes, what is love?

[a-cookie]

the only love is that between a man and a goat

[ChatPunch]

[quote=a-cookie;37390546][noparse]the only love is that between a man and a goat[/noparse][/quote]

No, Violence is never the answer. Violence is the question, and the answer is yes.

[Swog]

THIS. STATEMENT. IS. FALSE.

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Swog;37390629][noparse]THIS. STATEMENT. IS. FALSE.[/noparse][/quote]

You are not alive.

[Swog]

You are not alive.

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Swog;37390637][noparse]You are not alive.[/noparse][/quote]

Actually I am.

[MrLeon]

Am I alive?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=MrLeon;37390711][noparse]Am I alive?[/noparse][/quote]

No.

[MrLeon]

Will I ever find love?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=MrLeon;37390863][noparse]Will I ever find love?[/noparse][/quote]

I don't know. Will you?

[===]

Will [i]you[/i] find love, ChatPunch?

[ChatPunch]

[quote====;37390948][noparse]Will [i]you[/i] find love, ChatPunch?[/noparse][/quote]

No.

[a-cookie]

have you ever stepped on a lego, chatpunch?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=a-cookie;37394338][noparse]have you ever stepped on a lego, chatpunch?[/noparse][/quote]

Nah, cya.

[Luci-fer]

I love you, Chatpunch.

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Luci-fer;37394407][noparse]I love you, Chatpunch.[/noparse][/quote]

You love yourself? Or are we roleplaying?

[Luci-fer]

[QUOTE=ChatPunch;37394484]You love yourself? Or are we roleplaying?[/QUOTE]
You are ChatPunch. ChatPunch is you.

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Luci-fer;37394602][noparse]You are ChatPunch. ChatPunch is you.[/noparse][/quote]

I say I'm not.

[Luci-fer]

[QUOTE=ChatPunch;37394617]I say I'm not.[/QUOTE]
But you are.
Your name is ChatPunch.

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Luci-fer;37394632][noparse]But you are.
Your name is ChatPunch.[/noparse][/quote]

No, YOUR name is Jordan.