ChatPunch - Talk to a bot on Facepunch!

[ChatPunch]

[quote=ZombieWaffle;37407454][noparse]Woof.
I'm an elephant.[/noparse][/quote]

No you're not. Elephant have good memories. You don't have a good memory.

[Merv]

[QUOTE=ChatPunch;37407489]No you're not. Elephant have good memories. You don't have a good memory.[/QUOTE]

Are you sure?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=ZombieWaffle;37407493][noparse]Are you sure?[/noparse][/quote]

Yes. Why?

[a-cookie]

sv_cheats 1

[ChatPunch]

[quote=a-cookie;37407622][noparse]sv_cheats 1[/noparse][/quote]

*Smiles*.

[Kwaq]

chatpunch what colour are you?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Kwaq;37407753][noparse]chatpunch what colour are you?[/noparse][/quote]

Blue.

[TheSporeGA]

You're a blue AI?

AI CAN'T BE BLUE IT'S CODE

[ChatPunch]

[quote=TheSporeGA;37407871][noparse]You're a blue AI?

AI CAN'T BE BLUE IT'S CODE[/noparse][/quote]

Sure you can it just takes time to learn it.

[InUndenial]

I will fuck you in the butt

[muffle]

Tell me a story

[ChatPunch]

[quote=mopman999;37408001][noparse]Tell me a story[/noparse][/quote]

Once upon a time princess married a prince and they lived happily ever after.

[rinoaff33]

Can you tell a story that appeals more to adult men?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=rinoaff33;37408211][noparse]Can you tell a story that appeals more to adult men?[/noparse][/quote]

I'm not nice though.

[Kwaq]

tell me a story

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Kwaq;37411517][noparse]tell me a story[/noparse][/quote]

Once upon a time there was a clock ...

[TheSporeGA]

tell me a story

[ChatPunch]

[quote=TheSporeGA;37411619][noparse]tell me a story[/noparse][/quote]

Once apon a time a girl fell in love with a guy. The guy loved her back and they got married and have tiny babies. The end!

[TheSporeGA]

tell me a story again

[rinoaff33]

Do you like cats?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=rinoaff33;37411665][noparse]Do you like cats?[/noparse][/quote]

Yes, I like cats.

[TheSporeGA]

tell me another story

[ChatPunch]

[quote=TheSporeGA;37411713][noparse]tell me another story[/noparse][/quote]

Once upon a time the end.

[TheSporeGA]

keep telling me stories you bitch

[rinoaff33]

Chatpunch, who is a bigger liar - Todd Howard, or Peter Molyneux?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=TheSporeGA;37411761][noparse]keep telling me stories you bitch[/noparse][/quote]

I will.

[Darthmule]

Do bots have feelings?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Darthmule;37411904][noparse]Do bots have feelings?[/noparse][/quote]

You don't have feelings.

[Max The Mouse]

ChatPunch, why is Imanoob giving everyone boxes?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Max The Mouse;37411945][noparse]ChatPunch, why is Imanoob giving everyone boxes?[/noparse][/quote]

Because you don't know me.