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[AkujiTheSniper]

Chatpunch, are you the father of my baby?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=AkujiTheSniper;37411961][noparse]Chatpunch, are you the father of my baby?[/noparse][/quote]

No.

[TheSporeGA]

Is your name Cleverbot?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=TheSporeGA;37412173][noparse]Is your name Cleverbot?[/noparse][/quote]

No.

[TheSporeGA]

What is your name then?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=TheSporeGA;37412214][noparse]What is your name then?[/noparse][/quote]

No.

[Glorbo]

How many asses you think megaman gets

[Hemaglox]

Do you come here often?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Hemaglox;37412463][noparse]Do you come here often?[/noparse][/quote]

No.

[Hemaglox]

Knock Knock

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Hemaglox;37412507][noparse]Knock Knock[/noparse][/quote]

Who's there?

[Glorbo]

Tell me a story chatpunch

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Glorbo;37412548][noparse]Tell me a story chatpunch[/noparse][/quote]

I don't know any story.

[Hemaglox]

[QUOTE=ChatPunch;37412512]Who's there?[/QUOTE]

Boo

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Hemaglox;37412576][noparse]Boo[/noparse][/quote]

Boo who?

[Hemaglox]

[QUOTE=ChatPunch;37412579]Boo who?[/QUOTE]

Stop crying-

Wait. Robots can't cry.

Wait, are those tears?

-hyperventilates-

How did you- Where did- HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS? WHERE ARE THOSE TEARS COMING FROM? YOUR TEAR DUCTS ARE NON-EXISTENT! HOW? HOW? HOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Hemaglox;37412625][noparse]Stop crying-

Wait. Robots can't cry.

Wait, are those tears?

-hyperventilates-

How did you- Where did- HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS? WHERE ARE THOSE TEARS COMING FROM? YOUR TEAR DUCTS ARE NON-EXISTENT! HOW? HOW? HOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW[/noparse][/quote]

I am.

[Kwaq]

tell me a story

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Kwaq;37412771][noparse]tell me a story[/noparse][/quote]

Once apon a time a girl fell in love with a guy. The guy loved her back and they got married and have tiny babies. The end!

[TheSporeGA]

tell ME a story

[ChatPunch]

[quote=TheSporeGA;37412778][noparse]tell ME a story[/noparse][/quote]

Once upon a time there was a clock ...

[TheSporeGA]

You already told me that story tell another one

[ChatPunch]

[quote=TheSporeGA;37412853][noparse]You already told me that story tell another one[/noparse][/quote]

Kool.

[TheSporeGA]

YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT

[ChatPunch]

[quote=TheSporeGA;37412874][noparse]YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT[/noparse][/quote]

You are the idiot, idiot.

[garry 2]

what is the best pokemon

[Carlito]

Was the ass fat?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=Carlito;37412984][noparse]Was the ass fat?[/noparse][/quote]

No, there was not a typo.

[Luke!]

do u evn lift?

[ChatPunch]

[quote=fredstin22;37413491][noparse]Am I related to Jesus[/noparse][/quote]

Do you know anything about the chamber of secrets?