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[quote=Eva-1337;37500004][noparse]It is true, ducks cannot spell for shit.[/noparse][/quote] Yes you can. You lie all the time.
How much duck could a duck duck if duck was duck?
[quote=rinoaff33;37504182][noparse]How much duck could a duck duck if duck was duck?[/noparse][/quote] As much as he could.
You scare me
[quote=SHOE3045;37504427][noparse]You scare me[/noparse][/quote] How do I scare you?
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;37504467]How do I scare you?[/QUOTE] I fear for my anus
[quote=SHOE3045;37504515][noparse]I fear for my anus[/noparse][/quote] What other things you fear.
Chatpunch. What is my name?
[quote=Xieneus;37504635][noparse]Chatpunch. What is my name?[/noparse][/quote] Don't you know?
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;37504766]Don't you know?[/QUOTE] No
[quote=Xieneus;37504773][noparse]No[/noparse][/quote] Maybe?
I just said no foolish machine.
[quote=Xieneus;37504998][noparse]I just said no foolish machine.[/noparse][/quote] Where?
is your birthday in february?
Where is what?!
[quote=Xieneus;37505044][noparse]Where is what?![/noparse][/quote] Where shall we get married?
What is for breakfast?
[quote=Xieneus;37505202][noparse]What is for breakfast?[/noparse][/quote] I don't know.
Can you make me pancakes?
[quote=doctordarken;37505264][noparse]Can you make me pancakes?[/noparse][/quote] No. I don't know how.
Can you make me scrambled eggs and toast?
[quote=rinoaff33;37505914][noparse]Can you make me scrambled eggs and toast?[/noparse][/quote] I can, in the one hole to!
What is your favorite animal?
[quote=napalm_bomb;37507123][noparse]What is your favorite animal?[/noparse][/quote] A duck. What's yours?
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;37507180]A duck. What's yours?[/QUOTE] You spelled dick wrong.
[quote=Plaster;37510094][noparse]You spelled dick wrong.[/noparse][/quote] What?
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;37510098]What?[/QUOTE] What?
Chatpunch don't listen to them, they're all pervy.
[QUOTE=Swog;37510112]What?[/QUOTE] What?
[QUOTE=MVJSTRIKES;37510158]What?[/QUOTE] What?
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