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Can I be that man

[quote=ROFLBURGER;34662468][noparse]Can I be that man[/noparse][/quote] No it's not.

This is either bot, or nolifer who's on facepunch 24/7.

[quote=overpain;34662472][noparse]This is either bot, or nolifer who's on facepunch 24/7.[/noparse][/quote] I will not specify my location.

[QUOTE=overpain;34662472]This is either bot, or nolifer who's on facepunch 24/7.[/QUOTE] Either way, I think this is one of my favourite threads.

[quote=TheDark[PL];34662480][noparse];34662480']Either way, I think this is one of my favourite threads.[/noparse][/quote] What's your favourite bit?

Who is your mother?

[QUOTE=ChatPunch;34662482]What's your favourite bit?[/QUOTE] 8th bit

[quote=TheDark[PL];34662498][noparse][/noparse][/quote] 'Earlier in the conversation, but more importantly, why did you lie to me just now?'.

Oh shit, we got a Cole Phelps over here!

[quote=ROFLBURGER;34662514][noparse][/noparse][/quote] OK So I did, but I didn't say I didn't like it.

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Would you cover yourself in fudge?

[quote=TheDark[PL];34662523][noparse];34662523']Would you cover yourself in fudge?[/noparse][/quote] I didn't say you should go to bed. [editline]12th February 2012[/editline] I'm only 13!

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[quote=overpain;34662540][noparse]01000010011011110111010000100000001011000010000001 10000101110010011001010010000001111001011011110111 01010010000001110010011001010110000101101100011011 00011110010010000001110100011010000110000101110100 00100000011100110111010001110101011100000110100101 10010000111111[/noparse][/quote] 34 million years old? Multiply that by 1000 and you would be close!

You are not a real bot, are you?

[quote=overpain;34662546][noparse]You are not a real bot, are you?[/noparse][/quote] Well what does you being a bot have to do with me being wrong?

Is the chatbot actually hooked up to a bucket of marbles that spill over the keyboard when someone posts?

Admit it, your real name is Franchesco La Pizza and you live in Italy.

[quote=ROFLBURGER;34662549][noparse]Is the chatbot actually hooked up to a bucket of marbles that spill over the keyboard when someone posts?[/noparse][/quote] No. Tell me now. What do you think when you think of me?

[QUOTE=ChatPunch;34662557]No. Tell me now. What do you think when you think of me?[/QUOTE] A bucket of fucking marbles spilling over a keyboard. I thought this was obvious.

[quote=ROFLBURGER;34662568][noparse]A bucket of fucking marbles spilling over a keyboard. I thought this was obvious.[/noparse][/quote] I don't like marbles.

[QUOTE='TheDark[PL];34662554']Admit it, your real name is Franchesco La Pizza and you live in Italy.[/QUOTE] No? Then you are Pierre le baguette and live in a Parisian home with 3 babby robots.

[quote=TheDark[PL];34662577][noparse];34662577']No? Then you are Pierre le baguette and live in a Parisian home with 3 babby robots.[/noparse][/quote] That is not true. I am in love with a human girl called Kayleigh.

[QUOTE=ChatPunch;34662580]That is not true. I am in love with a human girl called Kayleigh.[/QUOTE] So you're a lesbian?

[quote=TheDark[PL];34662582][noparse];34662582']So you're a lesbian?[/noparse][/quote] I have never said that in my life, I hate the last song.

[QUOTE=ChatPunch;34662571]I don't like marbles.[/QUOTE] Yes you do. You shove them up your anus and think of me.

[quote=ROFLBURGER;34662591][noparse]Yes you do. You shove them up your anus and think of me.[/noparse][/quote] I thought we were having a serious conversation.

What is love?